or the liverpool version
don't you want me cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:57, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or a plea from a sentient pacifist revolver
Don't You Cock Me Baby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Also works for London
in a knees up muvver brahn sort of a way.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Cock up Muvver Brahn.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Not even your gay boyfriend wanted your cock.
I bet even Darth would hesitate.

Oh, yeah. Internet bullying, right here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I pride myself on judging each case on its individual merits or lack thereof
ase ock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Beatles classic
The Long and Winding Cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Another Beatles classic
Love Me Cock
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

A Hard Cock's Night

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

All you need is Cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I Wanna Hold Your Cock

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

get a room ,you two

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Eight Cocks a Week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Yellow Cock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Here comes the Cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

One of their earlier pieces:
Good Cock Miss Molly
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

This is like freshers week all over again.
But everyone is ugly. and I'm sober.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

everyone is I'm
I'm everyone is
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

those two things are linked

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Drive my Cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Yay! I'm a virgin again!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

You won't get a hurried handjob behind the bins here, either.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

no, this time you'll take your time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Cock, You're a Rich Man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

the cock album
love me cock
sergeant pepper's lonely cocks club band
lucy in the sky with cock
norwegian cock
baby i'm a rich cock
cock (that's what i want)
can't buy me cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Cocky Cocky Shake

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Cock it Be.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)