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Evening all This message will self destruct in one hour.
What would you do in your last hour?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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Eat steak, drink beer, have a wankOh, you mean my last hour ever?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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I thought I would give you a mo to clean up,Sounds like a great way to go, needs MOAR angry and crying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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So, the same, then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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A cleenex stall, in the last hourOMG I would be the bill gates of the apocalypse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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You'd earn shit loads of moneyand have absolutely nothing to spunk it up the wall.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Shit I didn't think that one out properly did I?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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Lazy cunt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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How's the law career panning out?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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or the marketing one, writing really funny adverts and that, rite?(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Alreet plummers?Is Wormy planning to go into advertising; last I heard it was law. Everyone's a fucking lawyer on here; swipe, rory... erm...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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Battered. is Wormy planning on going into advertising?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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He gazzed me several months ago asking for advice about it. He is a fucking wanker. Having met the cunt at a bash I decided to give him false advice.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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Shitting hell.I hope that's not what you did to me. I know where you live, you know.
Well, I don't know where you live. But Monty probably does, and he'd totally sell you out for a fiver.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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No. I gave you proper advice that I hope you found helpful (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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Do I have a job yet?DO I?
loljk it was good advice, thanks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Ooh, you are awfulbut I like you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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OMG ME TOO!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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A bloke went to a fancy dress partycompletely naked apart from a sheet of sandpaper taped to his cock.
"Who have you come as?" asked the host.
"Dick Emery."
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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Was that the same bloke that went to a fancy dress party naked apart from a condom hanging off his face?When he was asked who he had attended as he replied "fuck nose"
Try the veal etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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Stepladderloz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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I thought your holiday would have chilled you outDont worry Batts, I still love you xxx
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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Reach me....whoops.. I ment to say make me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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Doing an epic rap battle, 3 on 3. Me, Wormulus and Monty on Coke
vs
Battered, Stunned and Monty on LSD
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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I thought 'ill' was 'lil'you know, as in 'little'. It made me do a lol.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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You gotta show me you got what it takes.I'm off to the shops to buy some kinda bar things, I want some examples when I get back, prefibly dissing Battered.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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Same as I do every other hour.Fuck about online and pretend I had friends.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Wormo seems to have fucked offProbs to decide whose username to copy next.
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I'm on my way home.More news as it happens.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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What are the weather conditions for your journey? We need details man. Details. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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It's bad mate.I assumed today was Phil Collins. It isn't. It's raining.
In other news, how the devil are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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Splendid thanks. I am overdue emailing you a response, will do so this week. Sorry for the delay. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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No drama.I might soon have more time to consider things.
Gardenlolz.:(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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Depends.If they want to relocate the project north of the border within 6 weeks of a contract extension, I might be able to engineer a managed exit. If that does happen I'll try and grab a few coins on the way out, but that is unlikely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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It's absolutely pissed it down the last two nightswith accompanying thunder at five in the bastard morning. Both nights.
Welcome home.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Obvious strike through is obvious. Goodnight.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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So do I, usually.But it's seriously been one really loud thunderclap at half five, and then nothing. Just enough to wake me up without being at all interesting.
The one on Sunday morning sounded like it was right on top of the house. This morning's was a little further away.
There may be more updates tomorrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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Alright Jeff?On the way home from the shop to buy some kinda bars I was thinking "I haven't seen Jeff post in yonks now", and low and behold, here you are !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Life is busy Gonz!I don't have the time I did.
How did the date go?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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I hope its for all the right reasons !I donno man 'bout here. Since we spent the night together, not doing anything bellow the weist, she's been quite on the quiet side =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:31,
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That doesn't soundToo encouraging. What did you do to annoy her?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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He didn't do anything below the waist.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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evenin' alli'm watching international sports day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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I'm watching your mum fuck you dad up the arse with a strap-on. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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I'm watching Tom Daley wank to Naked Apewhile crying about bullies on twitter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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I'm watching your mum fuck Tom Daley up the arse with a wanking dad strap on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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I'm wanking while Nakers' mum and dad are watching in disgust.I don't know who Tom Daley is, but Daley Thompson is coming round later.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Hey, hold on...Did they finally break qotw while I was away?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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it was broken by an australian called Ken Oath(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:27,
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Evening JeffHow's it going?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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Busy. Stressed, but generally happy.What is life without a bit of stress, eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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Better? I wouldn't really know...Generally happy sounds alright though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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Nah, you need a few challenges, otherwise you coast.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:00,
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I think I'd phone people up and tell them what I thought of them(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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only last weekit's still a novelty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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So you've stopped lobbing bits of coal at each other.Wow. That is progress!
Did you watch the bow and arrow people early?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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i saw a little bit of itnot sure what distance they were at though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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They were at Lords.So google the distance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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"I've always thought you were a cunt. Just thought you should know"That sort of thing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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yeah, why notmake their last minutes on the earth a bit more miserable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:58,
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Dunno, I'd probably go to bed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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You'd miss everything with your bedtime flounce.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09,
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Bedtime is for pussies(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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The men's gymnastics was entertaining wasn't it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Until the Japs kicked off it was looking well good.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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To be fair he landed his fuck up well. I love the japs me.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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strangely yesthose guys are fucking crazy, that ginger dude was moving in a way which human physiology doesn't allow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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I know. We should have got the sympathy vote for having a ginger on the team.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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It's bloody fun to watch, especially the high bar(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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What the hellI thought this thread would have been dead two hours ago.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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turns out it wasn't the end of the world(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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hahahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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wotcha jeffers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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first one, As soon as I put money in they fecked it all up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:29,
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I used to work with a chap called Lego head, hello Chris.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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Pretty good thanks, can play lots of stuff reading tab. Tried some chilli peppers but not there yet. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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Isn't that a bit ambitious?Assuming that the bass player in the RHCPs is a bit handy/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37,
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Yeah, I got cocky, it's a lot of fun though. More portable than my drums too.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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Glad you're enjoying it.How much longer 'till you're back at Uni?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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End of September, then teaching til Christmas, then 2 days a week til may.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:45,
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Are you back in Brizzle or over the bridge still?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:47,
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Bristol for 2 weeks then Cardiff when the house is ready. Got delayed for a bit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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Give us a shout if you fancy a pint one night on Gloccy Road.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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Will do bread bin
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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Bobbie and JeffersI'm gonna call it a night.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:49,
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My nick name for my son is Lego head.If my wife knew what it ment she would kill me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33,
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Ask bobbieNothing at all with my son being a bent spastic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:40,
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This rings a bell, does your son have a head dobber?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:42,
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Hes the Mick Fleetwood of head dobbers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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Mine is quite a recent addition.Seemed a bit rough, using the site all the time and not paying owt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32,
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fe real breads(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:34,
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