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His irono-LOLz have broken the internet AGAIN.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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i said something really lovely about you in that last thread, And now its gone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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Oh man that's really sad.I'll never know what it was!
DAMN YOU TO HELL KEN OATH AND YOUR RACIST LIES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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he's definitely a racistAnd a liar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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I'd pay the devil to replace it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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did I miss something fun?I just wandered off to play with my awesome darkroom stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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ken oath was really racistand a prick
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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i completely believe this(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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he was racist about the olympics, that's even worsecos they have all different colours in their flag, and that means 'don't be racist'
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Ken Oath was here, He killed a thread and ate it. He's a monster.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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but then perverts like you would look in(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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get out you racist. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH YOU RACIST 'PETER FALCONIO' PRICK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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you ruin EVERYTHING(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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STOP BEING SUCH A BOASTFUL SHITLORDyou boastful shitlord.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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good form.i was hideous drunk from thursday right through to yesterday. it was aces.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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Good effort. I had a week on the scrumptious last week. Delicious. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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alright hatso?i like it over here at the moment. it's better than all that olympic bollocks over at the home place.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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QuiteYeah, I'm alright. Got some new pants today, so I can't grumble. How's everything on Planet Janet?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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not bad at all.we went to cambridge folk festival and it was an utter wankfest. so we got drunk and annoyed middle-class guardian reading types all weekend.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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the clue is in the words "folk" "festival" and "guardian"(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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I dunno, sorry chaps.Just a bit clumsy today.
Seem to be killing everything today.
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Ken Oath, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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so, ken, Tell me 3 interesting facts about you...
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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1. RACIST2. LIAR
3. FALCONIO
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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do you know what.I try and engage with you, and this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Well..1. I like beer
2. I live in Australia.
3. I've also lived in the UK (a long time ago)
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Ken Oath, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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interesting ken.Interesting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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You, Sir - must beAuuusssttraaaaayaan then. Thang yew.
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Hey guys, it's Legoland or whatever his fucking name is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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You need to give me a quick fright MontsDo you have your latest bank statement to hand?
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alright, you sex whale you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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alright piggso?drunk enought to make ladypig look attractive yet?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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almost constantly.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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he'll beat up his computer now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Jinkies Quinteroo, is self-strikethrough the new cool?Far out man
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Hello Murphy (it's you) , are you new around here?I'm Legoland or whatever the fuck my name is.
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Omni Consumer Products...what a bunch of morons!Gonna manage this department...right into the ground.
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I@M VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What happened?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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A ghastly Antipodean ruined everythingthen some fucking Lego cunt swanned in here and made it worse.
Basically the whole Olympics is ruined.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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That's what's ruining this placeRacists, liars, Lego and ruiners.
I'm not even going to watch the Olympics now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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THIS IS A BRILLIANT 'PINK FLOYD' SLASH 'LEGO' REFERENCE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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Post Barrett, you are correct.They are in the unique position of being one of the best and worst bands of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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'night all.Far too late over here.
I better go before something dies.
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Ken Oath, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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last warning, kenneth.LAST FUCKING WARNING, OK??
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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It's good enough for meand it's good enough for Kavanah QC
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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HE'S ON THE ROPES Q, GET HIM!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:34,
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i even hope disasterprone gets an icon and he don't, the wanker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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I'm pretty certain they would, yes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:44,
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i've got nothing against ken, i never really paid attention to the QOFT I should be mod of(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Great, the Smurfs have arrived.Go team fucking Nik-Nak more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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That's it, I'm leaving forever(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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stop stealing my self-strikethrough thing(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Which one's scampi and which one's spicy?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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Paddington gave the man with the waki hair one of his hard stares.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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Go shit in your hat you Peruvian anthropomorphic freak.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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Do Mrs Brown up the shitter.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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well joe, We can't all look like you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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I'd put my 'butter' on her 'face'Who, btw?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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Oh man, this is awesome you know all the films EVAH!Let's try another one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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yeah i guess, but still flatnot so much muscly, but i'd say she was a dancer really more than a gymnast
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gymnast looks like everyday person down greggs shocker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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there are few more wonderous sights than seeing one person argue with themselves on the internet(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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I KNO RITE!They should all be judged on looks as well to prevent the uglies entering!
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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phew, at least everyone posting in this thread looks like a supermodel, that's where it counts yeah(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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this is the most chauvinistic thread i've been in all day.And frankly I think we owe the female members of this forum an apology. The poor fat housewhales.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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To all the Fat and probably ugly housewhalesI am so so very sorry that you are fat and ugly.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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sorry but could you please specify that you mean the female housewhales?I'm feeling pretty offended by your post
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In other news I have just found £20 on the floor, in addition to £10 I found in a pair of newly laundered jeans this morning. So that's £20 on beer and £10 on a present for my daughter. Excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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i sent someone a birthday card with money and a badge in it batteredand royal mail have LOsT it, i posted it first class on thursday and still no sign, cunts
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Always send a cheque, not cash. The royal mail are bastards. Earliest we get our mail delivered is 2pm and we don't exactly live in a rural area.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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I would have but i don't give a fuck about the person i was sending to and left it to the last minute(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
i was being polite, god what's with all the questions?are you a NAZI?
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if you look inside yourself, you'll see you already knew me all along(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
A postman somewhere is at this very moment squatting in bush with a coke botttle up his arsebeating his cock to "60 and over" that he bought with your money
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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just because I posted you a bot dog with a crudely drawn picture of Quentin's face ondoesn't make me a postman per se
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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maybe you should put less emphasis on money, And more on the miracle that is your daughter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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13 more days until I get to see mine.Time has stood still whilst she's on hol. It's fucking well shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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Shit indeed. I hate it when Mrs B takes micro B to her sisters in the states. Happening again in September. I may fly out on airmilesnfor a long weekend in the middle. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:02,
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I am fully aware that my daughter is ace. Are you a member of the GodSquad or something? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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i misread that as a WICKED JEW THREADand thought 'at last, those hook-nose fuckers will pay'
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