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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
what about madam and niamh?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i found an apple in my garden with a
worm in it like the ones in Mr Men books, today.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Did it have a smiley face?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
and a hat and a bow tie

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
finding one in your poo :(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Finding your wife in bed with your best mate?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
finding half a worm

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
bum AIDS?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Poverty, hunger, injustice?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Ebola

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Chicken and Mushroom Post Noodle

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
the state of the greek economy

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
pancreatic cancer

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Misplaced apostrophe's

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This subthread?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
your wife not putting out for 6 months

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
the french

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Finding a maggot in your mum's cunt?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Cold tea

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Loss of 3G signal?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
german sausage

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Horrendous internet bullying?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Jokes that outstay their welcome

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Tricky's combover

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
buying an apple product

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
finding your mum dead in a pool of her own vomit and faeces?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
finding your mum dead in a pool of somebody else's vomit and faeces?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Finding somebody else's dead mum in your vomit and faeces?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
"I don't remember eating that!"

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
you can't really dust for vomit.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
theose calls you get about collecting PPI claims

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
trying to imagine what existed before time

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Nuclear waste soup

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
LARPing

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
too far, man
too far
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
slamming your cock in the car door

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
anything by Oasis

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
justin bieber?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Claire from Steps's taste in men

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
genital based jewellery

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Everything Peter Jackson has ever done

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Quentin

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the little white bits i keep finding in the bottom of my glass of water

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Hitler

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Britain's Got talent

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Tom Daley's teammate's diving

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the M4

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
50 shades of anything

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Sebastian Coe

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I hate sebastian coe

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk&feature=player_detailpage#t=58s
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
oh god me too.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Malc when he sings, and he's staring at you, really intently in the eyes like a rapist

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
See, it's not funny when you do it.
I don't know how you manage to get it wrong, but it's just not funny.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
every colin farrell film

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
losing your pen

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
clients who don't pay their bills on time

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
that awful song by that ginger kid where they've sampled and raped the hell out of hendrix's All Along the Watchtower

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Mark Tomlinson's killer being found not guilty

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Actually this one particularly irks me.
Fucking Met Police Cunts.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
worse than losing your pen?
priorities, Bazongaloid
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Chris FUCKEN Moyles

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
those spaz olympics adverts where some prick thinks they're better than everyone else cos they've got a wheelchair

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Ultimate Frisbee

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I think you'll find we answered that one comprehensively, PJ

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Finding a parrot in your pineapple

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Questions about worms and apples

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
finding a thalidomide doing parkour in your washing machine

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I've just logged in especially to say how much I love this

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Don't tell him, but I do too.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
then it's obviously never happened to you :(
1 out of every 70 people in the UK have suffered from TDPIWM every day
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Fuck.
I'd better go check my machine now.

I'd better not find Dozer in there....
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
And yet the so-called 'goverment' do nothing to help.
NOTHING!

It makes me ashamed to be Cornish it really does.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Surrealist POTD

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
klikin dis

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
PEOPLE WHO ASK RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
finding out that your wife is having an affair
and you aint the dad to your two kids
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Are you suggesting this has happened to Battered?
Are you implying that his wife was already pregnant with someone else's child when she met him and then pretended it was his so the guilt made him marry her?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

i guess when you put it like that
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Finding out that you've heard it wrong all these years
and The Cult have in fact never released a single called 'Glove Removal Machine'?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I embarrassed myself earlier by singing along to a paul weller song I'd always thought was about eating trifle
:(
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
So what is Down in the Tube Station at Midnight really about then?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
close tangles, but it was eton rifles we were thinking of
no caravan for you, but you do get our lovely pen and chequebook cover,t hanks for playing
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I've had a lovely time thanks Quent.
Can I just say a quick hello to all the girls at the factory?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
no, fuck off

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

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