Afternoon thread
For some reason I just can’t face breakfast first thing in a morning, now I’m starting to get hungry.
What did you have to break fast? I might try one of the recipes from this on Sunday morning

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/breakfast-of-champions-bill-grangers-morning-specials-will-give-you-all-the-energy-you-need-to-take-on-the-day-7976627.html

Alt: I might finish early today, what excuses have you come up with to escape the office early?
Alt:Alt: Seem that its BBQ weather this weekend, what the best thing about BBQ’s?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:04, 81 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I never eat breakfast
Alt. I am finishing early today, I just asked the boss and he said it was ok. No excuse needed

AltAlt. Louise out of Eternal
( Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Still no comment on mrs rednapp ;)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

ris

( Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

That's her name now, Louise Redknapp

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

REALLY! OMG!

( Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

The stench of burning flesh,
we really shouldn't have to put up with it in a workplace.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

altalt: BBQ weather.....as in a Met Office warning of rain for Saturday!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I'm having sunshine
The MET can GTFO
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I was going to a bbq tomorrow
has been moved to Sunday, so will have to wait longer for steak: -(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*Programs in a Low with associated troughs for Sunday.*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Ah, but you only have control over the South.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Wanna bet?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Fuck you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

What's saturday like in London Stuuuuuujjjj

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Showery throughout the weekend Mumpso
Low pressure coming in from the Atlantic. Heaviest showers for That London should be in the morning though.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

What?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, you heard.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I read it, but lost as to why you would post it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Fuck you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Breakfast is for homosexuals.
Alt: My boss is away - I am in charge. I plan to shut the office half an hour early.
Altalt: errr, the grilled meat and the drinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

YOU MUST EAT TWO BREAKFASTS!

( Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I'm suprised you don't like breakfast seeing as you're such a fan of sausage

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I need to be awake for a good two hours before I can eat anything.
Also, lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Same here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

1. A coffee, a smoke and a look out the window
2. Need to have a shit. At home.
3. Eating. Cold beer. Lighting smokes off the bbq. Watching your big fresh gob sizzle.
( Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Fucking Coco Pops
Well...Tesco choco snaps.

Alt: It's easy when you work with computers. Just say you're getting a migraine and you'll log on when it passes.

Alt: Q
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Porridge
needs MOAR bacon.

alt: phantom delivery or workman.

altalt: fire, beer, steak, real burgers and sausage (not frozen crap )
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I just watched Jessica Ennis' hurdles.
fuck me that was good.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Her odds of winning the 100m hurdles event was 100-1 two hours ago, now it's 8-1

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

chicks dig me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I don't like eating on an empty stomach.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

one of those breakfast bars
you know, soft-ish, filled with jam.

Now that I think about it, it might have been a rat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

You are never more than six feet from a breakfast bar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Trustory

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I didn't.
I spent an extra 15 minutes in bed instead.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Alt Alt: THERE ARE TWENTY OF THEM!!!!!LOL!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Hot on the heels of QOTW and Ignore 2.0 comes this
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/03/text_talk_legal_status/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Oh, wow.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Makes most of OT illegal?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

The whole site, I'd have thought
if bullying, pandering, lasciviousness and lies about noncery are now all out of the window
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Also, NO MORE NASTY BULLIES
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/aug/02/celebrities-quit-twitter-abuse
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

nothing, im still in bed
Alt yesterday I left early from hangover, but said I was sick, I think they think I'm pregnant
altalt seeing friends and family, of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

PHWOAR!
kKkkkkKkkkkkkrrrRRRrrrrRRriIIiiiiisSSsssssSSSttTTTtiiiiiIIInnNNnneEEEEE!!!!!!!
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

$TUJ

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I've had a persistent cough for ages
and now no appetite. Stupid bodies.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Its Aids
Full blown thats all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

AIDS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE FRENCHY GOTEAMGB

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

GOLD GO TEAM GB WOMEN ROWERS GO TEAM GB

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

We're now beating France, WHOOP

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Frosties again, had them every day this week
It's so much cheaper than buying breakfast everyday, I've found.

Alt: I could come up with the best excuse of all time, I still wouldn't be allowed to leave early.

AltAlt: Either the meat shop, or the first cold beer and first hot food of the day. I'm also one of the weird people who really enjoys the preperation side of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Thats not weird AA, I also enjoy the Prep. and Cooking aspects of a good BBQ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I might even get more adventurous next year
This year the main prep went on a soy sauce, chilli, lime and ginger marinade for the chicken, which came out beautifully.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Good combo, sounds like it needs brown sugar

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stuj, poor fool
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

He just told me to fuck off twice so I obliged him
2.0 in your face :)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

cheers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

He works for the Met office, you insulted him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Certainly a good idea, would help it colour too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

i find it hard to eat breakfast, but i force myself to do it if i'm at the gym first thing
i like those belvita breakfast biscuits with a bottle of SMOOTH tropicana. NOT the disgusting PULPY shit.

alt: i slipped out to get bespoke veggie sushi before there is a queue (as i am too fussy to like the premade ones full of shit like tofu), got caught up in the rowing on the outdoor screen, stuck there for ages.

altalt: booze and my patented "salads" (lots of carbs and cheeses and mayo)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Pulpy orange is disgusting.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

exactly
fucking rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

That thing I'm not allowed to be excited over?
Been brought forward a week. Not my work.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

yay
you get to be disappointed 7 whole days earlier...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Haha you're such a cynic

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

i just have experience in these matters, doodle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Least it gets it out of the way though, right?

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

which was precisely my point

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Just so you know
I still have you on ignore.

2.0 IN YOUR FACE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Terrible online attention seeking

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

nah
truly terrible online attention seeking is to put someone on ignore and then announce it to the world and slag them off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

more like terrible online bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

You fancy her so bad.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

we all know this
i have veggie sushi for lunch. tasty and only 200 cals.

i am smug about this and am in no way going to end up in hotel chocolate at 3pm cramming a lemon cheesecake white chocolate mini slab down my gullet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

HOT

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

i'm sexy and i know it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

au contraire, grande chien
All the online chicks dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Just got caught in a downpour, now I know why you lot never go outside

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

me too
but it was over here 30 mins ago, and it meant i got to stop and watch the rowing.

YAY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)