I'm starting to fel glad that dozer is ignoring me if all he talks about is the need for house mixes when running.
For what it's worth, you're much better off running without music.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:41, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That and his increasingly strident attempts
to get swipe to flirt with him.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

It's a bit weird.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

he's only human

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

human blind, deaf and nasally challenged.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Oh man, and I was doing so well at being nice there for a minute.
Is this why he ignored me?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Pretty much.
You're more manic than The Joker.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

it's alright
your giant magenta colours were always going to shine through
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

And now his sick cat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

What, did he shove some pennies down it's throat?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Speaking of weird, you take the fucking Cake Al.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'm not the one who's best friend is a giant penis

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

You leave her alone. She is the BEST penis ever.
Also, i'm wondering how you got a photo from me off facebook when I have it set to private. I've been wondering that for a while.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

As well as being a tip-top campaign manager
Al is also a superb HACKER like ANONYMOUS etc. He's like 'Neil' from 'The Matrix'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Fucking Scumbag.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I think if you have the actual .jpg URL you can get to it regardless

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Alternatively, you could have got the photo a couple of years ago before she changed her settings
I first posted this ages ago
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Right click, view source
pull the address right out of the code.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Neillols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl who genuinely thought he was called Neil
The conversation went thus

Her - "How come they all have cool sounding names but he's just called Neil"

Me - "You fucking idiot, it's written on the screen at the beginning!"
( Peej, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

You spelt penis wrong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I think a cat might be too scared of the turquoise shirt to let him get close enough to get his penis near enough

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

aren't they colour-blind?
or is that dogs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Dogs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Neither
They can both see in colour, just not the same as we see colour... slightly reduced pallet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I managed to convince a friend of mine I was colourblind the other day
She made a joke about being white and I said I didn't know she was white because my eyes can't differentiate skin colours. She bought it because my eyes are famously shite. And cos she's really fucking gullible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

That would be the worst kind of colour blindess.
You wouldn't know who was going to steal your wallet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

casualracismlols
That actually did make me chuckle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

probably from a technical perspective
but i couldn't face it without any music. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Run outside, problem solved.
You live next to a massive park, which has it's own sandy horse/running track all the way around it, run there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Running on a treadmill is the shits.
Outside is best, I live in the city centre, but I'm next to the canal, and we have a running track, circular mile, in a nearby park. Just watch out for the muggers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

If they go there a-muggin' regularly they can probably run pretty fast

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

You should run a bit slower than you need to so you've got something in reserve.
Also carry some knuckle dusters in your bum bag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

but there are PEOPLE there
PEOPLE who will see me looking like shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Wear a burqa.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I had no idea that there were women's only gyms here were like, EVERYONE, staff, cleaners, instructors, were all female.
I thought it was really cool that they made a place for muslim women to go exercise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Who gives a shit about people?
you should only give a shit about YOU and Your opinion of yourself. I mean fuck, okay, you think you look like shit, someone else might look at you and think "Hey good for her for not being a lazy fatass."

For christ's sake arrrswipe, you're more insecure than I am when I was 14, and that's not a good thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I have two states, the state i'm in when I set off running, which is calm, collected and breathing steadily
and the state i'm in after about 4 minutes which continues for the rest of the run regardless of whether it's 3 miles or 13 miles, and that is red faced, sweating heavily and breathing steadily. I will never look like a cool runner.

I also like seeing other people running regardless of whether they are those slim bastards running really quickly or the old ladies who plod along barely above a slow walking pace.

The only time I judge other runner is when it's a big lass who should be wearing a more supportive sports bra. At first it's nice watching some huge knockers bouncing around, but then you just think, that's got to really hurt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Back on the running again!
4k on Monday and probably 6k tonight. I am remarkably pleased at this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Nice one. I did 3 miles last night, first run for over a week, need to get back on it, only 8 weeks until Bristol

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

See I can easily walk that far, quite briskly, and be okay,
but running and my hip just do not agree. I'm 20 and I have a bad hip. Fucking hell, I might just go kill myself based on this alone. And the third grey hair I found this month.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Blimey, that's a bit harsh; I think she was taking the piss.
I bet Swipe's lovely :) belms
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)