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What's the worst thing you've ever got away with at work?
Alt: I'm not a fan of doughnuts, but if you had to have one what type would you choose?
Altalt: When was the last time you went 'commando'?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:35, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: I'm not a fan of doughnuts, but if you had to have one what type would you choose?
Altalt: When was the last time you went 'commando'?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:35, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Really? Fuck.
Well I guess I'm still a virgin then. Gosh darn it.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Well I guess I'm still a virgin then. Gosh darn it.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
arsing about showing off a dinosaur lunchbox
...in front of the very important visitor. Spent the rest of the day hiding in the darkroom
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
...in front of the very important visitor. Spent the rest of the day hiding in the darkroom
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Probably fucking the technical writer a few years ago
Alt:
Jam
Alt Alt:
When wearing shorts as they have built in "cupping mesh"
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Alt:
Jam
Alt Alt:
When wearing shorts as they have built in "cupping mesh"
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
altalt: all of them
probably toffee for preference
altalt: when I'd not washed enough pants
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
probably toffee for preference
altalt: when I'd not washed enough pants
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Technical and boring but cost the company £16k....
I'm on a train, destination pub!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I'm on a train, destination pub!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
\o/
I'm currently writing our new upgrade routine. 4 pints of Peroni helps this process
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm currently writing our new upgrade routine. 4 pints of Peroni helps this process
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
There's only one type of donut
Jam filled and sprinkled with sugar. I don't recognise any other donuts as donuts, you donut
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Jam filled and sprinkled with sugar. I don't recognise any other donuts as donuts, you donut
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
There's so many sexual metaphors in there that I don't know where to start
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I go commando all the time.
Admittedly only when I'm in the flat as my trousers have a habit of slipping down below the level of arse-apex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Admittedly only when I'm in the flat as my trousers have a habit of slipping down below the level of arse-apex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is making it difficult to concentrate
Do you want to come back to ours?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Do you want to come back to ours?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I must admit I was kinda shitting myself when I showed the MD the bill
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Nicked some fags from my employer when I was about 21
In my defence, my employers at the time were - and I want to make sure I use the correct vernacular here - "cunts"
Since then, nowt of interest. I tend to claim a full day's pay for any meetings in London even though the meeting itself lasts 3.5 hours and I'm drinking the rest of the time. ROCK'N'ROLL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
In my defence, my employers at the time were - and I want to make sure I use the correct vernacular here - "cunts"
Since then, nowt of interest. I tend to claim a full day's pay for any meetings in London even though the meeting itself lasts 3.5 hours and I'm drinking the rest of the time. ROCK'N'ROLL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Still drinking on work time though innit
Don't deny me my pretensions of rebellion, Sporters
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Don't deny me my pretensions of rebellion, Sporters
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
We used to get shitfaced behind the bar when i started in bars,
not sure that counts though, as it was par for the course back then. Now everything is different.
Used to sit out the back and smoke spliffs, occassionally dropped an E if we knew we were going out after so we'd be up when we got there.
alt; donuts are shit, but if i had to, custard filled.
Altalt: I'm not wearing any underwear right now, just got out of the shower and decided to air dry.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
not sure that counts though, as it was par for the course back then. Now everything is different.
Used to sit out the back and smoke spliffs, occassionally dropped an E if we knew we were going out after so we'd be up when we got there.
alt; donuts are shit, but if i had to, custard filled.
Altalt: I'm not wearing any underwear right now, just got out of the shower and decided to air dry.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
are you suggesting you want to watch a film of me and kroney poncing about with our balls swaying in the cooling evening breeze?
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Striking poses to best set off our scrota in the golden-copper sunset
it'd be totally arthouse, dude.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
it'd be totally arthouse, dude.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
let's pretend i did the strikethroughs to make "cannes" into "anus"
and then let's pretend it was funny
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
and then let's pretend it was funny
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Sorry, it appears the film "Scrotal Vengeance " has already been made..
*shakes head*
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
*shakes head*
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I appreciate the effort you're putting in to keeping comedy buoyant on this great forum.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
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'doing the hairy Newton's cradle'
is a well known position in man on man action
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
is a well known position in man on man action
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
About 15 years ago I crashed the mainframe for an entire afternoon. Whole company ground to a halt.
Apparently IBM came in to take away my source code as "it shouldn't have been able to do that".
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Apparently IBM came in to take away my source code as "it shouldn't have been able to do that".
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
having sex in one of the empty flats when i was a letting agent
alt: the fresh hot sugary ones at alton towers. failing that, a krispy kreme.
altalt: thongs ftw.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
alt: the fresh hot sugary ones at alton towers. failing that, a krispy kreme.
altalt: thongs ftw.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Thongs are rank.
A stinky bit of string, chiseled out the arse crack, not pleasant. I don't mean that I wear one, like Mr Stringfellow...
www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=78XenOQd63c_MM:&imgrefurl=http://letsgist.com/knicker-whopper-glory-the-end-of-the-g-strings/&docid=xX4xsTsPm6tVaM&imgurl=http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01520/SNN0335PETER--_1520779a.jpg&w=532&h=769&ei=_hclUJiYGaPT0QXpsYDACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=844&vpy=120&dur=2839&hovh=270&hovw=187&tx=116&ty=172&sig=108100896007836885075&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=106&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:85&biw=1280&bih=806
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
A stinky bit of string, chiseled out the arse crack, not pleasant. I don't mean that I wear one, like Mr Stringfellow...
www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=78XenOQd63c_MM:&imgrefurl=http://letsgist.com/knicker-whopper-glory-the-end-of-the-g-strings/&docid=xX4xsTsPm6tVaM&imgurl=http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01520/SNN0335PETER--_1520779a.jpg&w=532&h=769&ei=_hclUJiYGaPT0QXpsYDACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=844&vpy=120&dur=2839&hovh=270&hovw=187&tx=116&ty=172&sig=108100896007836885075&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=106&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:85&biw=1280&bih=806
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Go on, you know you want to. Don't worry, it's a rear view, you can't see his face.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Thongs, like everything else
are hot if worn on something hot. Flabby cheeks and a gunt are going to make the laciest french knicker look grim.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
are hot if worn on something hot. Flabby cheeks and a gunt are going to make the laciest french knicker look grim.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I am halfway through a pint of cider to try and clear it. I still cannot face food.
A wank helped.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
A wank helped.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Thank you
My desk is like the opening scene of MacBeth at the minute
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
My desk is like the opening scene of MacBeth at the minute
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Shenase Reade (or what ever her name is)
Is totally winning at the ET biking event
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Is totally winning at the ET biking event
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I'm actually going to be gutted when the Olympics is over
I might have to go back to mingling with you spastics for my worktime jollies
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I might have to go back to mingling with you spastics for my worktime jollies
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Did you watch any of the womens volleyball earlier?
Japan Vs Brasil?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Japan Vs Brasil?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
The only females in the whole olympics with tits
All play for the Brasillian volleyball team
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
All play for the Brasillian volleyball team
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Going around telling people if I think they annemic or not by tasting the bits in that little bin that the disabled toilets has.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
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