she runs marathons
and has dark hair down to her waist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That doesn't answer the question.
Al runs marathons. If he had hair down to his waist, I still wouldn't want to fuck him.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

i have a gaz somewhere, and you definitely say the opposite in it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

here!
re: Al
Oh God Oh yeah Oh God Oh Yeah.

If only he had hair down to his waist, I would totally ruin him.
(Kroney “If there is hope, it lies in the proles.”, Tue 14 Aug, 14:46, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

What you've done there
is take one of my gazzes about Bert, and replace his name with Al's.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

hang on
i thought bert WAS al?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

no Al IS bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

i note he is not disputing this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Al doesn't run marathons, he runs half marathons.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Never trust a woman with stupidly long hair, NEVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

how long is stupidly long?
hers would come to about the bottom of her boobs, say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Her boobs reach down to her waist?
Er... no thanks then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

waist might have been an exaggeration
i don't know, D? C? biggish but not huge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

They are right to doubt you when they say your friend is hot.
You have seriously questionable taste in women.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

no
you do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

How saggy are her boobs?
I mean hair dwn the back to the waist, this is a clear sign of mentalness
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

aaaaaape
her head hair, not her back hair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

She has BACK HAIR?
What is she, a chimp?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

sigh
that was my point. if you step over here, you can piss on it more effectively.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)

You point was that your friend has back hair?
I shall ask again, is she a chimp?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Cousin It?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)