it depends on the people
i've always fancied older men but never younger ones.

i have no idea what to have for lunch. i have sweaty yoga later, so it needs to be something relatively filling, so that i won't pass out, but that won't make me feel disgustingly unhealthy. maybe an itsu rice pot.

i haven't worn a tie since school. apart from school disco, when that was still going.

edit: er... ok....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have to wear a tie occasionally.
I'm going to have to wear a full suit at the end of the month :( Stupid weddings. I had to buy a new one especially.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

today's tie is silk, is powder blue and has stylised daisies as a pattern.
Needless to say, chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

It sounds as bent as fuck, I'm afraid.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

srsly Kronebone,
Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

what are "stylised" daisies?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Daisies that aren't very well drawn.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

gayer than Barrymore tromboning Norton, is what they are.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

hahaha
come on, this has GOT to be your new sig. PLEASE??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

your wish is my command, petal

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

i do love you
this will make me laugh every time i see it.

EVERY TIME.

x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

You also, are SO gay.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Ties are the new black.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

it me a six foot hole and invite me to lie in it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

all ties are silk unless you're some kind of pov.
or one of these wool freaks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

but, obviously your tie is bent. Sorry Dozr.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Oh God I saw one of those knitted ties yesterday. WTF.
My maths teacher used to wear one.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

i had a friend with a v heavy beard growth
who didn't like silk ties because his stubble knackered them and made them look crap.

does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

His stubble knackered them?
how does his chin touch his chest on a regular basis, exactly?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

i have no idea
i never thought it through. i just listened to the excuse and nodded.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

well, he's put some effort into it, I suppose.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

now i come to think about it
i bet he fell asleep at his desk most afternoons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I fall asleep at my desk most afternoons and I have a beard.
Does this help at all?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

i don't know
how's your tie? smooth or scratched?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I don't usually wear one.
This hasn't helped at all, has it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I have massively enjoyed this sub-thread
it has been the highlight of my day so far. My heartiest congratulations to all concerned.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

It is almost strong enough to have warranted a new thread of its own.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I'm just glad I can say I was here when it happened.
There's still some magic left in the internet.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Ditto, but I sit in my office in my pants, obviously.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

he should stop wiping his mouth on his tie then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Weddings are awesome.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I'm not going to understand hardly anybody who isn't in my family.
On account of it being in Romania.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Ah, daddy issues.
Try mixing some meat protein with the rice, it'll do you the world of good.
Never been to a school disco thing, it always sounded a bit creepiester. Or whatever that earlier term was.
Edit, no idea, I'm having mushroom chili and chips. can this count as a lunch thread?
Real edit, men are all bastards, discuss.
www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/08/all-men-are-potential-pedophiles-eyes-australian-airlines/55663/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Utter bollocks
Most victims are abused by someone they already know, so statistically the kid is safer next to a stranger!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Well yes,
I agree, but blokes are unfortunately the "victims" here.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

"i'll move if you upgrade me"
being the immediate response here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

"Let me finish first"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

99% of paedophiles are men.
Therefore it follows that 99% of men are paedophiles.

Now stop noncing that kid and get back to work.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

hence my point
young boys are not attractive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

According to certain Australian airlines
I think otherwise.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

vicarious noncing?
a new low for OT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Rubbish
It's just that 99% of female paedophiles are never reported or caught. They're either better at it, or else it's pretty unlikely a 12 year old boy is going to the police to say, "waaah this big titted lady gave me some sweets and pulled my winkie until it spat at her"

/I obviously just made this up, but you can't PROVE it's not true. Statistically.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

that is because ladies never give away sweets
EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

The burden of proof blah blah blah

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

"well, if it's a crime to touch sexy kids..."

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)