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Hello is anyone there?
Seems strange no one is posting.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Seems strange no one is posting.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
aren't you worried everyone went to a party and you weren't invited?
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I'm off to see batman in a bit
But I've had several peronis in the sun and feel quite sleepy; I love working from home
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
But I've had several peronis in the sun and feel quite sleepy; I love working from home
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I was given the option to go the the premier for that
Waste of time for me Nakers I always fall asleep during movies
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Waste of time for me Nakers I always fall asleep during movies
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
ignore 2.0 in full effect.
I'm scared there is a whole load of threads everyday that i'm missing, yet also too scared to log out and find out what they're saying about me.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I'm scared there is a whole load of threads everyday that i'm missing, yet also too scared to log out and find out what they're saying about me.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Windy only the pricks use that
And if they are sometimes you're better off not knowing
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)
And if they are sometimes you're better off not knowing
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)
If people don't want to read what I type then I don't give a fuck
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
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I'm here!
/Inman
Been looking at a new housing development near the coast. Trouble is they are £380,000
Nice though. Important amenities nearby: pub, Indian, Chinese, Tesco
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
/Inman
Been looking at a new housing development near the coast. Trouble is they are £380,000
Nice though. Important amenities nearby: pub, Indian, Chinese, Tesco
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Engineered joists (fji's) and a lot of C-stud.
Don't fucking touch it mate
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Don't fucking touch it mate
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Which new builds aren't like that?
Our house looks like it was built by blind kids. Right angles not included
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Our house looks like it was built by blind kids. Right angles not included
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Depends on what you want, all mid to large house builders use shit materials sourced at the lowest cost
Look for independant's that do 14 houses/converts but put pride and skill into it. £380k gives you big bang to the buck
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Look for independant's that do 14 houses/converts but put pride and skill into it. £380k gives you big bang to the buck
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I would no more buy a mainstream new build house than I would seal up my own arsehole.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
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I used to inspect Bovis/Barratt/Bloor homes thats only the B's
The shoddy workmanship You would not believe
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
The shoddy workmanship You would not believe
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Oh, I can believe it.
The lack of room space in many is also appalling.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
The lack of room space in many is also appalling.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
You only see the glam. french doors and kitchen
Shit materials all through the tendor process
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Shit materials all through the tendor process
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I was at a house today that's maybe 15 years old and is already badly fucked.
It'll be worthless in another 10 years - not a bad area so it might warrant a major rebuild but the rent is low because of the condition, and that'll happen across the rest of the development, then it'll no longer be a nice area...
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
It'll be worthless in another 10 years - not a bad area so it might warrant a major rebuild but the rent is low because of the condition, and that'll happen across the rest of the development, then it'll no longer be a nice area...
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Thats why I bought an 1880's town house
And renovated the shit out of it
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
And renovated the shit out of it
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Mine is 100 years old either next year or the year after.
Having said that, a couple of my flats (1985 built) are really starting to show problems.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Having said that, a couple of my flats (1985 built) are really starting to show problems.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Half a cellar
House is on a steep hillside so I've a cellar in the front.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
House is on a steep hillside so I've a cellar in the front.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I've been letting out property since 1995.
When I first bought this the kitchen had partially fallen into the cellar, which I've rectified.
Thanks, but I know my way round these things!
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
When I first bought this the kitchen had partially fallen into the cellar, which I've rectified.
Thanks, but I know my way round these things!
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Other than being an irresponsible slum landlord
I run - or rather, I am an inventory/check out person/business.
Because I am not RICS qualified I am unable to provide qualified structural assessments although my considered opinion is often accepted by passers by and other interested parties.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I run - or rather, I am an inventory/check out person/business.
Because I am not RICS qualified I am unable to provide qualified structural assessments although my considered opinion is often accepted by passers by and other interested parties.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Thats often the case
If you have any issues that you're unsure, Feel free to gaz me
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
If you have any issues that you're unsure, Feel free to gaz me
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I'd never pretend to be structurally qualified
But I know more than most letting agents so I can usually provide advice as part of the service.
Question requiring objective answer - silicone sealant in a wet room with no external ventilation. Your expected life before replacement?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
But I know more than most letting agents so I can usually provide advice as part of the service.
Question requiring objective answer - silicone sealant in a wet room with no external ventilation. Your expected life before replacement?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I'm making potato in the jacket with butter and blue cheese.
I like the smaller ones 'cus then you get a better ratio of skin to potato guts.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I like the smaller ones 'cus then you get a better ratio of skin to potato guts.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Back from the pub
Early finish, late start tomorrow, cricket on pub telly - that'll do.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Early finish, late start tomorrow, cricket on pub telly - that'll do.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I'm off to Lords on Sunday
If you weren't dead you could come too :(
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
If you weren't dead you could come too :(
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Went to Headingley a couple of Sundays ago
Saw KP out on the second ball and I'm wondering if that's the last time I'll see him.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Saw KP out on the second ball and I'm wondering if that's the last time I'll see him.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Very little myself, to be honest
He had his moments, but I've never been entirely sure about either his commitment or his ability.
He belongs in the IPL, which I think is what he wants anyway.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
He had his moments, but I've never been entirely sure about either his commitment or his ability.
He belongs in the IPL, which I think is what he wants anyway.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Exactly, I say cut him loose and move on with some new talent
But the contracts that they sign with 'England' are mental, I can't think of another sport like it
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
But the contracts that they sign with 'England' are mental, I can't think of another sport like it
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
No, the central contract system is ridiculous and creates more problems than it resolves.
I think he's antagonised enough people this time round to be discharged though.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I think he's antagonised enough people this time round to be discharged though.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Reporting for duty.
Just back from a couple of pints with an old mate. Dear me, I feel utterly fucked.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Just back from a couple of pints with an old mate. Dear me, I feel utterly fucked.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I've only had two pints.
Mind you, it was well after 1am when I got to bed this morning and I didn't have the greatest night's sleep. I have to go drinking for my leaving do tomorrow. I may end up cabbaged by about 8pm.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Mind you, it was well after 1am when I got to bed this morning and I didn't have the greatest night's sleep. I have to go drinking for my leaving do tomorrow. I may end up cabbaged by about 8pm.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Tell me about it, Nakers.
My trouble is, I think "Oh, I'm a bit tired, I'll have an early night". Then I get a second wind at about 10pm, and I'm not one of these people who nods off as soon as their head hits the pillow, so I stay up a bit longer. It's well shit.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
My trouble is, I think "Oh, I'm a bit tired, I'll have an early night". Then I get a second wind at about 10pm, and I'm not one of these people who nods off as soon as their head hits the pillow, so I stay up a bit longer. It's well shit.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
If th wife and sproglet aren't about I'm rubbish at going to bed
But when in do in sleep like a log. Last weekend I got 2:30 hrs sleep on sat night and that was a miserable Sunday, I almost fell asleep in the pub!
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
But when in do in sleep like a log. Last weekend I got 2:30 hrs sleep on sat night and that was a miserable Sunday, I almost fell asleep in the pub!
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Because I'm out all day and don't get much chance to have my own space
I often unwind after everyone's gone to bed by sticking a DVD on, which doesn't help either. Thank god for flexi time.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I often unwind after everyone's gone to bed by sticking a DVD on, which doesn't help either. Thank god for flexi time.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I love my own space, in the pub alone now before the cinema
Couldnt be happier
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Couldnt be happier
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
just posting to ask HH to stop gazzing me.
I have no interest in seeing any pics of him with his cock in his young son.
Not interested at all. Thanks.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I have no interest in seeing any pics of him with his cock in his young son.
Not interested at all. Thanks.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
He's asphixywanking at this very minute using one of his horrid ties
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
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One of my colleagues was telling me today
about one of his friend's sisters who had a massive sleepwalking problem and accidentally hung herself one night.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
about one of his friend's sisters who had a massive sleepwalking problem and accidentally hung herself one night.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
*hanged
That's awful though, I would sleep walk when I was a kid, even made a sandwich once and watched telly
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
That's awful though, I would sleep walk when I was a kid, even made a sandwich once and watched telly
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I'm tired, Nakers.
Cut me some slack. But yeah, pretty grim all the same.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Cut me some slack. But yeah, pretty grim all the same.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I don't get many opportunities to be right about language
I have to take all I can!
Edit: say hi to beegeebee when she comes over, or was that last week?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I have to take all I can!
Edit: say hi to beegeebee when she comes over, or was that last week?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
In other news, a mate of mine had to cut his neighbour's wife down after she'd hanged herself a few years ago.
I'll bet those scars run a little deep.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I'll bet those scars run a little deep.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Fuck...I appreciate one might not be in the best frame of mind, but at least pop out to the local wood
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
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His girlfriend spent 20 minutes trying to give her mouth to mouth and CPR as well.
She doesn't really talk about it.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
She doesn't really talk about it.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I have a few mates who are train drivers
Two have 20+ years service and have never seen one.
One has about 10 years and has had three "under". Not nice.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Two have 20+ years service and have never seen one.
One has about 10 years and has had three "under". Not nice.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
That was the weekend before last, but I'll be seeing her again next weekend.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
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