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Seems strange no one is posting.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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latest was 12 years ago)
aren't you worried everyone went to a party and you weren't invited?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:20,
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Worried no thats the norm :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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I'm off to see batman in a bit
But I've had several peronis in the sun and feel quite sleepy; I love working from home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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I was given the option to go the the premier for that
Waste of time for me Nakers I always fall asleep during movies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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ignore 2.0 in full effect.
I'm scared there is a whole load of threads everyday that i'm missing, yet also too scared to log out and find out what they're saying about me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:32,
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Windy only the pricks use that
And if they are sometimes you're better off not knowing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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If people don't want to read what I type then I don't give a fuck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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I didn't read that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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I'm here!
/Inman
Been looking at a new housing development near the coast. Trouble is they are £380,000
Nice though. Important amenities nearby: pub, Indian, Chinese, Tesco
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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Lost me there sport billy
Looking at why?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Been wanting to move nearer the sea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Who's the house builder?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Charles Church
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Engineered joists (fji's) and a lot of C-stud.
Don't fucking touch it mate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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Which new builds aren't like that?
Our house looks like it was built by blind kids. Right angles not included
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Depends on what you want, all mid to large house builders use shit materials sourced at the lowest cost
Look for independant's that do 14 houses/converts but put pride and skill into it. £380k gives you big bang to the buck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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I would no more buy a mainstream new build house than I would seal up my own arsehole.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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I used to inspect Bovis/Barratt/Bloor homes thats only the B's
The shoddy workmanship You would not believe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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Oh, I can believe it.
The lack of room space in many is also appalling.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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+ tiny tiny windows
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32,
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You only see the glam. french doors and kitchen
Shit materials all through the tendor process
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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I was at a house today that's maybe 15 years old and is already badly fucked.
It'll be worthless in another 10 years - not a bad area so it might warrant a major rebuild but the rent is low because of the condition, and that'll happen across the rest of the development, then it'll no longer be a nice area...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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Thats why I bought an 1880's town house
And renovated the shit out of it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Mine is 100 years old either next year or the year after.
Having said that, a couple of my flats (1985 built) are really starting to show problems.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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TD you got a cellar?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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Half a cellar
House is on a steep hillside so I've a cellar in the front.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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If you need any pointers tanking it gaz me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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I've been letting out property since 1995.
When I first bought this the kitchen had partially fallen into the cellar, which I've rectified.
Thanks, but I know my way round these things!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:46,
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Thats OK
If you need any help feel free to ask for advise
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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It's now my business so I'm fairly well versed in these things.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Cool
Property? what part?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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Other than being an irresponsible slum landlord
I run - or rather, I am an inventory/check out person/business.
Because I am not RICS qualified I am unable to provide qualified structural assessments although my considered opinion is often accepted by passers by and other interested parties.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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Thats often the case
If you have any issues that you're unsure, Feel free to gaz me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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I'd never pretend to be structurally qualified
But I know more than most letting agents so I can usually provide advice as part of the service.
Question requiring objective answer - silicone sealant in a wet room with no external ventilation. Your expected life before replacement?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:17,
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I'm making potato in the jacket with butter and blue cheese.
I like the smaller ones 'cus then you get a better ratio of skin to potato guts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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Nice popz
I did Burgers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Sausage and chips with HP Guinness sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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^^ winner ^^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Agreed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Bacon and egg sandwich...was all I could muster
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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Did you toast it and add cheese?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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Toast yes, cheese felt a little bit too fat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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Pussy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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+ without coronary heart disease
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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Probs. got a point
Moderation and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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Back from the pub
Early finish, late start tomorrow, cricket on pub telly - that'll do.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Excellent work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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I'm off to Lords on Sunday
If you weren't dead you could come too :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Went to Headingley a couple of Sundays ago
Saw KP out on the second ball and I'm wondering if that's the last time I'll see him.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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If you're lucky, I've run out of interest/sympathy/understanding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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Very little myself, to be honest
He had his moments, but I've never been entirely sure about either his commitment or his ability.
He belongs in the IPL, which I think is what he wants anyway.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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Exactly, I say cut him loose and move on with some new talent
But the contracts that they sign with 'England' are mental, I can't think of another sport like it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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No, the central contract system is ridiculous and creates more problems than it resolves.
I think he's antagonised enough people this time round to be discharged though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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Reporting for duty.
Just back from a couple of pints with an old mate. Dear me, I feel utterly fucked.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Sorry about that
You will bend over to pick that change up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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Slaps arse
HIC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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I've only had two pints.
Mind you, it was well after 1am when I got to bed this morning and I didn't have the greatest night's sleep. I have to go drinking for my leaving do tomorrow. I may end up cabbaged by about 8pm.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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You is well old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Innit Bro
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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Tell me about it, Nakers.
My trouble is, I think "Oh, I'm a bit tired, I'll have an early night". Then I get a second wind at about 10pm, and I'm not one of these people who nods off as soon as their head hits the pillow, so I stay up a bit longer. It's well shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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If th wife and sproglet aren't about I'm rubbish at going to bed
But when in do in sleep like a log. Last weekend I got 2:30 hrs sleep on sat night and that was a miserable Sunday, I almost fell asleep in the pub!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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Because I'm out all day and don't get much chance to have my own space
I often unwind after everyone's gone to bed by sticking a DVD on, which doesn't help either. Thank god for flexi time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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I love my own space, in the pub alone now before the cinema
Couldnt be happier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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^^ this^^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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just posting to ask HH to stop gazzing me.
I have no interest in seeing any pics of him with his cock in his young son.
Not interested at all. Thanks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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Protesteth much?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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He's asphixywanking at this very minute using one of his horrid ties
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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One of my colleagues was telling me today
about one of his friend's sisters who had a massive sleepwalking problem and accidentally hung herself one night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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*hanged
That's awful though, I would sleep walk when I was a kid, even made a sandwich once and watched telly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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I'm tired, Nakers.
Cut me some slack. But yeah, pretty grim all the same.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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I don't get many opportunities to be right about language
I have to take all I can!
Edit: say hi to beegeebee when she comes over, or was that last week?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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In other news, a mate of mine had to cut his neighbour's wife down after she'd hanged herself a few years ago.
I'll bet those scars run a little deep.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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Fuck...I appreciate one might not be in the best frame of mind, but at least pop out to the local wood
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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His girlfriend spent 20 minutes trying to give her mouth to mouth and CPR as well.
She doesn't really talk about it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32,
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I have a few mates who are train drivers
Two have 20+ years service and have never seen one.
One has about 10 years and has had three "under". Not nice.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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That was the weekend before last, but I'll be seeing her again next weekend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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Fuck me I lose track of time!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Chicks dig that
apparently
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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