well considering I was spectacularly dumped last friday night, and I've spent all week getting over the shock of it by hiding at my friend's house, tonight I'm going to get prettied up and go out with some friends.
I'm buggered if I'm going to let him make me miserable forever.
I'm going to a bar where my mate's band is playing, I will eat pizza, and attempt to put the 6kgs I've lost this week back on.

Alt: No.
Alt alt: on the floor of my mate's living room. Berries and museli with orange juice. after not eating for three days, it was heavenly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sorry you got dumped Pops, but take yourself out "raging" and you'll soon feel better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

what is raging?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you can drop this act you know, we're all friends here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

It's australian for going on a mad night out, they do it in Neighboiurs all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Oh. I don't think it'll be a *mad* night out.
but it'll be nice to go out and listen to some music.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I bet she's well "stoked" about going "raging"
it'll be proper "bonza"
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)

she'll be 'hooning' around as well no doubt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Dirty fucking bitch!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Whoa, she's just been dumped by Noel, no need to harsh out on her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Omg get with the fucking program.
Noel and I split up last year. This was a different person.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

He must have been called Noel as well
You're forever trapped in a vicious circle of finding the perfect Noel.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

why must he have been called Noel?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

The angels did say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1706687
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

what a "skank"!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

it's nice to see you're assimilating Australian Slang so well

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Thanks
You "dag"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

You're welcome, you twat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He really is a galah, isn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

A flaming one, I'll be bound.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Strewth!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Damn your eyes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

A flaming one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Whenever you're ready, Nakers

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Brace yourself Sheila, I'm going in dry

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

And the award for slowest stereotypical response goes to...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Bouncer the dog

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

galahs are so cute
they are pink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

So is Nakers
Pink, I mean.
I imagine him to be one of those pink-faced posh boys.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

he describes himself as tall and skinny but with a beer belly
consequently i think of him as more like a giraffe than anything else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Hold up a flaming minute! I do not have a beer gut, OK I don't exactly have Abercrombie abs but still!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

whoa, whoa, easy boy!
now, i am not accusing you of having a wobbly gunt; i am just saying that you described yourself as a skinny bloke with a gut!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Who has also seen a cockatoo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

You've had one on your tongue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It was your mum's

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I'm one of those.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

typical rswipe.
Focus on the pink birdies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

well we don't have any over here!
apart from chaffinches. and they sing too loudly to be cute. repetitive little retards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

And what do you think Galahs do? Mumble?! they're fucking annoying!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

noooooo
they are too cute for that, surely!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

"The term galah has long since been used as a term of insult in two distinct ways, stupidity and loudness. In fact most people using the term galah have no idea that it is in fact a bird. In a survey most people who expressed an opinion believed it originated with an Aboriginal term for Woolworths checkout girl. "
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Galah
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)