Sorry you got dumped Pops, but take yourself out "raging" and you'll soon feel better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

what is raging?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you can drop this act you know, we're all friends here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

It's australian for going on a mad night out, they do it in Neighboiurs all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Oh. I don't think it'll be a *mad* night out.
but it'll be nice to go out and listen to some music.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I bet she's well "stoked" about going "raging"
it'll be proper "bonza"
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)

she'll be 'hooning' around as well no doubt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Dirty fucking bitch!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Whoa, she's just been dumped by Noel, no need to harsh out on her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Omg get with the fucking program.
Noel and I split up last year. This was a different person.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

He must have been called Noel as well
You're forever trapped in a vicious circle of finding the perfect Noel.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

why must he have been called Noel?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

The angels did say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1706687
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

what a "skank"!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

it's nice to see you're assimilating Australian Slang so well

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Thanks
You "dag"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

You're welcome, you twat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He really is a galah, isn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

A flaming one, I'll be bound.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Strewth!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Damn your eyes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

A flaming one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Whenever you're ready, Nakers

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Brace yourself Sheila, I'm going in dry

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

And the award for slowest stereotypical response goes to...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Bouncer the dog

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

galahs are so cute
they are pink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

So is Nakers
Pink, I mean.
I imagine him to be one of those pink-faced posh boys.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

he describes himself as tall and skinny but with a beer belly
consequently i think of him as more like a giraffe than anything else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Hold up a flaming minute! I do not have a beer gut, OK I don't exactly have Abercrombie abs but still!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

whoa, whoa, easy boy!
now, i am not accusing you of having a wobbly gunt; i am just saying that you described yourself as a skinny bloke with a gut!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Who has also seen a cockatoo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

You've had one on your tongue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It was your mum's

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I'm one of those.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

typical rswipe.
Focus on the pink birdies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

well we don't have any over here!
apart from chaffinches. and they sing too loudly to be cute. repetitive little retards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

And what do you think Galahs do? Mumble?! they're fucking annoying!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

noooooo
they are too cute for that, surely!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

"The term galah has long since been used as a term of insult in two distinct ways, stupidity and loudness. In fact most people using the term galah have no idea that it is in fact a bird. In a survey most people who expressed an opinion believed it originated with an Aboriginal term for Woolworths checkout girl. "
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Galah
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)