I'm alive... ish
Looking forward to shovelling a massive steak into my face in a few hours time... it's the little things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well fucking hell, look who it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I know
Strike a light!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I thought you were on holiday

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I am BACK.
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

All good thanks dude. Did you get any time with mini monts?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Afternoon Flim!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Alright!
How goes it - looking forward to the loooong weekend?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

That I am!
Going away for a few days too, should be fun!

You?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Ooh very nice
Where to?

Yarp, I have drunken plans, it's all good!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

South Coast, just a camping weekend

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Ah nice
Fingers crossed the weather doesn't suck big-stylee for you! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Sadly, I don't think that'll help!
Ah well, we've got plenty to do, weather isn't a huge issue
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Are you a zombie? Monty loves zombies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Brains...
nom nom nom.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Oh man they're so cool.
I love talking about them, and find people talking about their 'zombie escape plans' to be in no way complete fucking wankers in desperate need of having acid thrown in their faces and their hands smashed with hammers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

mate of mine is playing a zombie in some kids film written and directed by charlie higson
true story
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

You should 'unfriend' him immediately.
When I was at school a lot of the older boys were 'into' a band called The Higsons, he was the singer I think.

Even truer story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Charlie Higson was, not your mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

AA told me a story like this about "The Buchannons"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

my mate is a girl
WHAT DO I DO NOW EH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Punch her in the tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i would if she had any

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

rotted off?
That's method acting, right there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

You're cheerful today.
Hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Shut your fucking cakehole, wankchops.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I don't have one of those
Maybe I'll work on it... but first work on an 'escaping acid in the face plan'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

You've got about five minutes. Get to it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Are you that close?
Good luck getting in the building, you'll be smothered by tiny children all hopped up on frappas by the time to get to my floor! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I will have sex with all the children and then throw acieed in your fucken heid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Hmm...
You haven't seen them... they're all *trendy* and wear drain pipe trousers and share their feelings.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)

That's giving me the fucking horn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Oh well
Crack on then!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Don't mention crack, he'll get all drooly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

See you in a minute!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I once asked a biology forum about how to protect ones self against volocorapters, and they took it seriously.
Probably the best forum post I've ever written ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Mannnn I want a steak now

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It is one of the best things that can be done with cow.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Apart from sex, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I don't really rate it
Wearing wellies while coping a feel is such a mood killer.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Where's your sense of adventure? You disappoint me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Ah pish
I'm adventurous - I once did a naked bungee-jumped with a duck called Colin... that's fairly adventurous!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Until you've bummed a friesian you havnae fucken lived, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Noted
I'll continue the search.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Friesian?
Put a coat on then.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

tahnks for that 'Jeff'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Please die.

Thanks in advance x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)

OR A MOO KILLER
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Haha
I'll find a drum kit so I can do the 'bah-dum-tish'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I like this.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)

more importantly
how's your bin?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Full, the buggers haven't been this week, must be something to do with the bank holiday
Also, I am good thanks! How are you diddling?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

good thanks
whats it to you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Nothing really
*puts away paper and pen*

*tells the FBI to back off - it's getting to real*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

'where's your wheelie bin?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

TOOTH THIRTY!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I can't believe I fucked that up.
TWO THIRTY! would have worked. So would TOOTH HURTY!

But noooooo, I can't even get that right.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Don't worry, we don't judge here...
oh wait...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)

lay off the booze, yeah?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)