There's something FUCKEN WEIRD going on at my work
SOMEONE, for reasons unknown, keeps bending the teaspoons ever-so-slightly but enough for me to notice, so I have to keep bending them back. Not Uri Geller levels, but it's doing my nut in.

My only possible theory is that someone squeezes the tea out of their teabags with unnecessary force. That's all I've got.

Can any of your readers come up with a more plausible explanation?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:11, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I blame the blacks
oppressing white tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Or cataracts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

One of your workmates is a low-level mutant?
They might just be testing their psychokinetic powers now, but you'd better watch out when they go the full Magneto.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

This





























Monty's head
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

YOU'RE a low-level mutant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

OOOoOOOoooooOOOOoooo spooky!
best get that derek akorah guy to come in and gurn like a fucking muppet before telling you it's the dead spirit of a victorian spoon maker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Don't joke dude this is STR8 UP WEIRD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

has it occured to you the spoons are fine and you're just experiencing symptoms of being an old massive drugz head?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Overheating?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

That could be it actually. Oh, OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Nope, your theory is correct
I bend spoons this way fairly frequently.

*something about being a bender*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

...when all you need is a knife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

there was never a spoon in the first place
/supermatts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I don't know that one.
I did meet Supermatt once though - he's proper internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

his face should be used in the dictonary against the words internet, larp, lonley, paedo and dull.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

he's your classic internet paedo-goblin
"what supermatt doesn't know about paedoing isn't worth knowing" Jonathon King
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Is 'lonley' in the dictionary?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It's probably in Gonz's

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

SPELINGZ!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

He's proper safe though, I well like him.
He's got more going for him that a lot of people give him credit for.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Three cave women were walking in the forrest one day when they came up to a cave.
"I'm really really horny" said the first one, "I wish there was a spoon I can masturabte with". And there, in the cave, was a golden spoon that would be perfect to shove up one's self.

The first one runs and goes up to the spoon, when suddenly she he's a voice "WooooOOOOoooo, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out.

The second doesn't beleive her, so she goes up to the spoon, "Woooo0o0o0o0ooooohhh, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out to the third one to relay the story.

The third one then runs into the cave, quickly picks up the golden penis shapped spoon, and shoves it up her fanny before the ghost could say anything, when suddenly she feels an itch.

"Woooo00000oooo, I am the spoon that guards the poon. I warned you once, I warned you twice, I had thrush, and now you've got it for life".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

for srs bro, just have a wank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)