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Have you ever spanked one out to a picture of a b3ta member?I know some of you kids are chums on the facebook so you have the opportunity right there. If you're blind to b3tans in reality who do you imagine would be a bit tidy based on their posts alone?
Alt: In a celebration of all that's British who would you choose to close the ceremony?
Altalt: You've got 50p and two hours to live, what do you spend it on?
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STOMPING BASTARDLOLZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:52,
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Got any good DVDs lately?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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Don't know the others but I'm not a fan of Sister Act..even with Harvey Keitel hamming it up.
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www.epicporntube.com/videos/d5da875b/sister-sucks-and-fucks-brother-ends-in-cumshot/?cat=sister&n=11-12&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xvideos.com%2Fvideo1769919%2Fsister_sucks_and_fucks_brother_ends_in_cumshot
DEFINITELY NSFW. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:07,
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Because it's not 4pm everywhere.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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In battered's mind, it's always wank o'clock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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Be careful mate.Do it too much and it might stunt your gr...err, never mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:54,
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It's not that I don't trust them implicitly, it's just that, they might just be step relations, which would totally ruin it for me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:05,
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No, i can honestly say I haven't.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:54,
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And...er...(ahem)...I...um...I never have eitherOH HAI WINDY!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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oh, you, what we have together doesn't count, we were soul mates from the beginning of time, b3ta is a but a link in the chain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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I don't have Facebook so no.But from what I've been led to believe, everyone who goes on B3ta is a fat sweaty-handed furious male virgin, so I'm not sure I would knock one out over the idea of any of them unless REALLY desperate.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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Oh no? What if I told you I was balding?*waggles eyebrows*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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Even worse. Shockingly, I've had relations with some.In the distant past. Imagine!
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:13,
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just because you type with your hands, doesn't make them members of the forum!! ZING!!!!!!!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Oh, I say*cricket applause*
the boy's on fire.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:33,
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Unsurprisingly cheap.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:17,
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well quite, I was hardly counting him.See more pricks than a pub dartboard, that boy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I think I'm the only b3tan who hasn't had a go on another b3tan(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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Are you kidding?There's socially inept losers on here that've never had a go on another human being, let alone anything as specific as another b3tan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:31,
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*cough*www.m-m-world.com/MMBar.html (SFW)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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Ah yes but how many here can boast of a steamy night with SEMEN PATEL?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:56,
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OMG OMG OMG SEMEN PATEL
SEMEN PATEL
SEMEN PATEL
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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altalt (not really but it made me lol)My wife told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday.
I'll tell her it's pronounced 'spade' when I give it to her tomorrow.
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I think this joke needs a little more workbut keep it up
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:21,
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also less linebreaks(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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Oh man, all these doff jokes are hilarious.I got a train through Milton Keynes at the weekend. When I saw the station sign I thought of you.
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OMG!I was in Manchester this weekend though, so you shouldn't have bothered waving.
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I didn't wave, I was half asleepI had just lifted my head off my arms.
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I'm going to stop waving to you whenever I go to london now.How'd you like those apples.
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I think it's more likely they've spanked one out to a b3ta user's mum.Especially if said mum is six feet under. The bunch of disgusting dirty perverts.
Alt: Stephen Fry. Or Boris. Or their hideous love child.
Alt Alt: A go on your mum.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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You could have 4 goes for 50pand still have 6p change.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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Not only is this not your best, but with the exception of Vag I don't think it would be anyone's.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:00,
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By thinking of someone else, when I'm banging her.Otherwise, it's 'Acorn Antiques' for me IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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She likes dog food.Cause she's a dog. Or possibly Mad Max in Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, in which he eats a tin of "Dinki Di" dog food.
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Or possibly a sharkalthough I don't think sharks like chum in cans.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:09,
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That would be ridiculous Mighters.Read back your suggestion and think about it. I mean FFS. It's DOG food not shark food you knob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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THere are many reasons to consider mighters a tosser of the highest orderand this is just the latest.
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I hope this isn't terrible bullying, Al.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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Looks like pretty good bullying from where I'm sitting.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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In fact it's some of the best bullying around at the moment.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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Steady on, it's mid-table at best.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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I think it's only good bullying if I have a breakdown or call the modsand then spend years in therapy, and blame all of my life's failures on the fact that I basically wasn't capable of dealing with other kids at school.
I think that's how it works, anyway,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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What're you waiting for then?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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Probably some better bullying.Or perhaps some life-changing event that I can link to al's bullying, and subconsciously blame him for.
Or I could be waiting for some 1st year lecture notes to finish printing. It's difficult to know these days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:23,
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Yeah maybe you could feed some dog food to a fucking shark while you're waiting, yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:24,
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I don't suppose they're that picky.They'll eat Saffers, after all.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:25,
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They are like Captain Placid in that they have to feel that their time is adequately compensatedbecause they are fucking spastics.
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I'm starting to think he's worse than Mighters and I never thought I'd say that about anyone other than Vag.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:34,
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It's also good bullying if I make an animated gif about you, or your other half.It's even better if I send a link to the gif to your other half.
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that would, indeed, be good bullying.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:24,
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I concur.I was just expanding the options. a bit like his mum.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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Yeah nice backpedalling 'shark food boy'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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Altalt: three goes on your fliddy mum(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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I'd cover her in baked beans afterwards so he could never look at her again.(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Three?50p and a munchy box is close to the sway-point, otherwise awae tae fuck
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I don't understand this gag, so I'm picturing you smirking like a good un' and fair play to you!Are you in a relationship? If so, have you given up masturbation?
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This is cool.I want one as a pet.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/woolly-mammoth-clone-dna_n_1847580.html
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You're just saying that to try and be 'cool'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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Well, he's nearly that cool.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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Gosh, I hope you have a 'puffa jacket' then!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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Do you remember that song with the guy singin with the mice that was all rude and shit?Must've been early to mid eihties
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What, in a windmill in old Amsterdam?Wasn't that rude. It was more the implied rudeness than actual swearing and shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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No, not that oneThere were squeaky meeces swearing, it was boss when I were 8
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Sounds really good**doesn't sound really good at all
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:31,
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Are Mice Electricwww.youtube.com/watch?v=RIyMIBdNzjo
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:23,
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A truly ghastly cunt.The only good thing on That's Life was the dog that could say 'ROSSAGES'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:25,
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That's no way to speak about Esther Rantzen(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:27,
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Is 'wizened, buck-toothed old mingebucket' any better?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:28,
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It's definitely more accurate.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:29,
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YOU FUCKING DANCER!THAT'S THE ONE! Unbelieveable, thank you so much
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