Now answer me this.
Royal parasite is stupid/clever enough to get her jugs out. Opportunist gets pictures of jugs.

UK taxpayer funds legal appeal to prevent publication of jug pictures. Royal parasite gets compensation.

We're paying for the fucking stupid bint to sit about with her tits out and she gets paid for it too!

Where's my republican gun - my trigger finger is itchy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:42, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You've constructed a fantasy world where you're being treated badly and now you're whimpering about the injustice of it to people you don't really know in a safe and sterile environment.
You epitomise the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I'm treated fairly well in this world
I despise the royal family and the fact that we subsidise what, in any other context, would constitute a mildly entertaining minor channel reality TV show.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Have you read The Queen and I by Sue Townsend? You should.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Yes I have
Is that your most considered response to an anti-monarchy stance?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Not at all. I am a republican. I simply thought you may find the book slightly amusing

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I did.
Sorry - I thought you were holding this up as a moral of our times in case the monarchy collapsed.

It's got to be 25 years old but as I remember it depicted Edward and Andrew as useless cunts.

How prescient.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Indeed. I may re-read it when I want to read somethng that I don't need to think about particularly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

She hasn't asked for compensation and you're not liable for the legal costs.
You're not a republican. You're an idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:41, Reply)

France.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:41, Reply)

This is the single best thing ever posted on b3ta.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I have an opinion about this
I'm too pissed and on a train to express it.
I like breasts, though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Hers weren't too bad either
The obvious solution here is to put them on stamps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Her tits are not good 2/10 at best.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Not being a resident of Mars, I only require two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

You act as one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Who da hell am I?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:06, Reply)

A tit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)

The 3rd tit please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

meh
They were pretty shitty titties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)

She has a cracking arse too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

That's a fine idea
I believe that our dear queen gets royalty money for her image being used on stamps anyway, so it's a logical extension.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

A first class solution if you will

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Second class should have gaffer tape on the nipples.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)

*hopes for special delivery *

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Bedwetting shite from all sides over this story.
Most of the public couldn't give less of a toss.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)

I'll wager more than a few have tossed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Fried Eggs, I've heard 'em called.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

fuck off you schoolboy twat
I thought I was a bellend at 16, you are many many leagues worse. When you get to 21 you'll be cringing about the Tory shit you post on here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Post of the evening right here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I've decided not to be a supporter of the national Tory party any more.
This government HAS been better than the last one, in the same way gonnorhea is better than syphillis.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

no they haven't.
Where's the progressive social policy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

They haven't introduced any new such policies, but...
where have the cuts been? They've been a pathetic piss in the wind.
I also think that most attempts at such progressiveness have been counter productiveanyway.
Gove and Duncan Smith have, tbh done well and their slightly traditional methods will, I feel , have good results in terms of raising academic standards and ending the "welfare as a lifestyle choice" culture.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:25, Reply)

actually, the cuts have been fucking deep.
Gove is a prick. Ken Clarke I have a lot of time for.

And Cameron said they would be socially progressive. Apart from gay marriage, not a sign of progressiveness.

Same old Tories. And wankers like you who have no fucking idea about how the cuts have affected real life are cretins. Osborne has caused a double dip. The economy is worse now than when the Tories took over, that in itself is fucking pathetic.

Now shit off and get cockAIDS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I agree. They should tear down the invasion of civil liberties.
They should tear down the culture of over the top health and safety and political correctness.
They should tear down the drug laws. The alcohol laws.
They should get out of Afghanistan.
They should disestablish the CoE.
They should tear down the immigration laws that mean worthless parasites get active preference over intelligent or skilled foerigners.
They should tear down the system that prevents nonacademic pupils from early specialisation in vocational areas
But they should also lock more people up who deserve it.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Having had a few jobs with a very real risk of serious injury or even death, I am all in favour of health and safety regulations.
It's poor implementation of them that gets bad press.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Indeed.
Rational, discretionary , reason based health and safety laws are the hallmark of a civilized society.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

300 dead in India just the other day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Osbourne has not caused the double dip. The media has constanly talked down the economy..
destroying confidence. Other nations, such as the US, have actively spent more money and they're even more buggered than we are.
Also, all these cuts didn't affect the Tories poll rating until the omnishambles, and then pretty much all the polling drop was caused by the potential for tax rises which is what most of the public hate more than cuts.
lastly, employment is slowly on the up, so this must be some dip, eh?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Freefair - you're a bright lad
I'd suggest that you look up the WPA.

In summary, it was a very effective effort by FDR to inject public sector money into the US in the '30's. Unfortuately it was pissed up the wall in many states by your sort of abrogated government.

The states that used it properly used it well. A lot of our chemical products still come from Louisiana as a result of Huey P Long investing wisely.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Interstinly, just yesterday I was researching into the New Deal, and then in watched..
the Keynes episode of Masters of Money. I may lean to the monetarist side, but by god he was a great man.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again..
My maths teacher did BSc Maths and Economics at Leeds in the late 80's to early 90s. I Wonder If you knew him?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

His/her name?
If I don't know them. Lighty might.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

We can't have another FDR
There's a whole lot of reasons but the main one is that we simply don't have a flexible enough system, unconstrained by dogma, to accept that degree of expansion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Fuck off, we're the worst performing of the G8

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

They'll get deeper
And whichever shade of blue assumes control when this lot gives up will have no alternative but to keep cutting.

There is no precedent for where we are. Whatever you think is the answer will be wrong, because there isn't an answer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

The cuts which touch me were made by the previous government.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:35, Reply)

You aren't paying for this though
Nobody cares really, but we're funding the defence.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

On principle, I agree with you.
... but it was an invasion of privacy. I only wish we could make them prosecute privately. Though I doubt a presidency would be much cheaper.
I should also point out that the Monarchy is a good investment in terms of Britain's cultural "soft power", it gives us the kind of image that makes foreigner want to buy Range Rovers, Bentleys, for the classy image
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Nobody cares what you think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Nobody cares what anyone apart from a select few think, really.
This country wouldn't be so warped if we had direct democracy.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Battered cares what I think.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Not most of the time shorty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Good
Can you justify royal list expenditure? Can you justify Duchy of Cornwall - just that one for now - evading an £18 million tax bill last year alone by claming royal priv?

EDIT - since you've edited too. Who pays for Obama? Mainly his supporters. This takes us into difficult territory but essentially we've run the same situation since reformation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Not really.
I think It would be better if most (not all) crown property became public property. That's not intentional socialism by the way.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I ought to be a rampant capitalist.
As I get older I'm seriously heading towards responsible anarchy.

There's no model - 1849 Berlin is the only slightly effective one. The Paris commune was fucked from the start.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Is there such a thing as responsible anarchy?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Not yet
And I don't suppose there ever could be but it's an ideal.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

French prosecutors are deciding if they should prosecute, in France.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:34, Reply)

No, the French are.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I find it hard to care
there are many more things that are annoying and stupid and unfair.

Not least that I am still not a hot chick who boys find irresistable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Cavy as well
I have this thing that if I start a thread I ought to welcome people to it.

Call me old fashioned but....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

there is responsibility
in thread starting. It's nice to see people respecting that, even when the replies are deliberately shallow and facile like mine.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I am, after all, TD
And who else amongst us could say that?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Alright cunts?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Howay Bobby
Been political up there - you know I like my politics.

Y'reet, lad?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I saw, but I'm Irish and care not for your royalty.

all good man, how's tricks?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Sorry Bobby - wandered off there
I used to do that when I was driving buses too. You feel the kerb and wake up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:32, Reply)

baaaaaaaaaah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I'm still drunk
Hope this helps.
x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Nothing else to add
Over to the polyester call centre shift.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I've been giving this some thought and I must say:
Who really gives a flying fuck? It's all pretty in consequntial at the end of the day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Who are you and what you have you done with the real Phileas Fogg?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)

A'right Al.
seems everyone has gone to bed, including me.
night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I think you might have confused the UK with France.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:29, Reply)

I'm going to give you a proper answer.
The lady in question deliberately picked the most secluded place she could for her holidays, presumably to prevent photographers intruding on her.

A French magazine published some photos of her, so she has brought various legal proceedings against them, in France. One of the things she did was seek an injunction, in France against the publishers, Mondadori.

At present, the French prosecuting authorities are deciding if a criminal charge can be brought.

Does this answer your question?
( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I blame the jews
Fucken jews
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:43, Reply)

A lot of noise about a trivial incident.
Still, nice norks.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 7:32, Reply)