Oh and Kari Byron is starting to annoy me
despite being seriously hot.

I think I may be Gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd like to wear her like a Snood™

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

How about wearing her like a Slanket™?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I'd like to cover her in olive oil and wrap her around me
Like a sexy ginger sash
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Think about what you are saying, Deux Chapeaux
This is another of your highly impractical fantasies, where the reality would just be uncomfortable and awkward for all concerned.
What's wrong with holding hands? Or a nice kiss, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Erm....ok...how about this
I'd like insert my erect penis into her vagina...with me so far?...and then move it rhythmically in and out, until I ejaculate into her.
That doesn't look right to me. Can't I just cover her in sea salt and brush my teeth with her?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Have you ever considered writing erotic fiction?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Yes, constantly

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I would add her to my fingering list

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

who else is on the list?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Your mum
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

* sighs and shakes head*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Christine Hendricks
And some other woman that someone suggested yesterday. I'm not that selective when it comes to the fingering list.

Ask your mum if you don't believe me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

You have good taste in gingers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not sure Kari Byron is a real ginge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I'm not even sure what a Kari Byron is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Female presenter of a geek show.
Face that looks like it's seen the business end of a shovel. All wide and flat. Nice tatas, though.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

An irritating septic tank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

She's strawberry blonde if she's anything

( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I meant collars and cuffs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

oh right, yeah.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I believe she may have done playboy...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I believe she has

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

which might, or might not
enable one to ascertain the veracity of your speculation.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I cannot remember said colour muff of said photo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

She is pretty irritating

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

*points* G-hey!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

You're all welcome to her.
She leaves me seriously cold.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

So who's top of your celebrity list Kroney?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Taylor Cole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Although I am not Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

You're not!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I am!

( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I am and I surrender!!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Phwoar! There are some sexy properties here:
www.taylorcole.co.uk/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Look at the keys on that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

God "The Event" was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

meh
It was OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Hm. I'd have to consult my Desktop wallpaper folder but included are:
Irina Shayk, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and Katy Perry.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I kissed a girl and I surrendered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Yes, there is something quite lovely about Natalie Portman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

One of my favourite films is Leon
so I cannot see her in THAT way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's fine the LazyTown defence has a strong internet legal precident.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

My kids have started watching that
It is very odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I love the Pirate song.
Also Lazy scouts was cool.

I lees-than-three Robbie Rotten
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)