I get this all the time, I killed someone for littering once by mounting the pavement, but managed to get off in the end having cited the 'batman defence'
fucking pricks totally wasting my time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you know what
in criminal cases, death by driving is hard to prove. you have to prove their was intent or dangerous driving.

what i'm saying is if you want to kill someone do it with a car, sentences are lighter than outright murder and you may even get away with a motoring offence rather than a conviction

that's all
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

max sentence for DBDD 14 years, you'd serve seven
that's all i'm saying
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THE HINT AND RUN THAT PRICK PLMDZR OVER FOR ME PLEASE?

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

hello comedy person

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

it was about bloody time somebody started some comedy around here

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

hello

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

its just me quinton, no shakes

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

ITS QUINTIN !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Or is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Check his DNS address and IP signature

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

re-route the mainframe! somebody get the CPU on the motherboard!
dammit man, we're running out of KUDOs!
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I've missed you the most Q

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Could you please explain what those things mean, for those who don't understand as well as you do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

*sits back with popcorn*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I had some cake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

He doesn't have a DNS address, he's a person behind a private router, not a website.
*bites*

*kicks self*
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Can still be traced
they manage to find naughty pirates OK.

*kicks Kroney*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

He said DNS and IP
IP is valid, man! Stop kicking me :(
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

*stops kicking*
*searches for bentspastic.Co.UK*
*search returns naked_ape*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1737073
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

there's more comedy accounts out there ? I'm totes out of the loop man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Honda accord?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

with vtec stickers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Fuckin' Justice!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I was charged with public order offences
but I pointed out that I had said "Cheers" afterwards so they let me off since the Legless defence if legally bulletproof.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I once got a school bully raped once, needless to say she later killed herself rofl

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

That's the last time I do you a favour btw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Can you just tell us what you've done with Barrys remains? There's a poor mother who just wants to bury her son and you've stuck him into the footings of a new superwarehouse in romford or some shit. The jokes over man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

RIP Barry.
I bet he was looking forward to the bash too, loads of thieving opportunities.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Never!
Barry will never RIP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Similarly, I got off several rape cases
since the victims admitted I had shouted "surprise!" immediately beforehand.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

does anyone know what the required conditions for cutting off a drug dealer's head is?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

The police aren't interested in investigating this sort of crime.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Does it need to be raining?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

It can't hurt
nobody likes standing around in the rain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)