We owe them this having done them wrong for so many years. Leaving....
Education, roads, government, railways, partition, chicken tikka massala (or mossala if you are from Brum) and THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

AND YET STILL THEY WANT MORE!!!!!
Sanitation, a standardised and largly uncorrupt legal system, the very idea of India as a single nation, their army ETC ETC ETC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

It's almost as if no-one can manage to govern a country successfully
although I hear Canada is very nicely run.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Stephen Harper looks a bit Noncey though.
There is a rather disturbing photo of him holding a kitten.
( wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

and the opportuintyto sew footballs for us

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

YOU'RE WELCOME!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

And mass-produce furniture to such a woefully poor standard
that 80% or more fails quality control.

/personalexperiencelol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

They can't all be expected to withstand the weight of Stunned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Stupid fucking child carpenter pricks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

hOLD ME BACK. i'LL FACKIN' KILL 'IM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Too be fair, you are quite a fat bastard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

RIGHT - YOU'RE NEXT PAL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I'd snap you in half.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)

or at least headbut him in the nuts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Ironylols

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Please never breed with Swipe. The mass of any child you had would alter the rotation of the earth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

EE ENT WORF IT!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

What have the Romans ever done for us?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

stuffed doormice and roast swan?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

garum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)

grim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Yes because you've tried it haven't you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

YES
well no actually, but I don't like fish much, so i doubt fermnented rotten fish sauce will be up my street tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Do you like Thai food?
WELL DO YOU?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

fish sauce is used pretty sparingl;y though isn't it FUCKFACE
edit: turns out they are very similar...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)

1. FUCK
2. OFF
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

They were fucking nuts for that shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

making rotten food taste better
fricking wines as well would bear little resemblance to the original article what with being heavily spiced up and shit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

They used to rate Falernian grapes didn't they?
Probably tasted like Thunderbird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I get the impression wines have moved on somewhat thank christ

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I remember on Blue Peter when the Mary Rose was brought up
they found a sealed bottle of something which the 'experts' reckoned would still be fine to drink. Watching Simon Groon trying not to vomit on live TV was one of my formative sexual experiences.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I've had swan years ago.
Every Crimbo, swans, ducks and Canadian Geese mysteriously disappeared.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

My brother-in-law’s family had a swan fly into a pylon on their farm so they ate it – it was ‘truly revolting’ apparently

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Pre-cooked food normally is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)