I just got an e-mail saying there was an urgent meeting of all the people who work in my building tomorrow morning
What do you think could have happened?

I reckon it's one of the following:

Some building work needs doing and they are going to ask us to stump up for it.
The management company are going bankrupt and we all have to move out.
They want to increase our rent.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:38, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you're fired

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Maybe you're all being quarantined for the safety of the rest of the nation.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Perhaps it's a wine and cheese morning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

There's a problem that the pipes keep backing up in the toilets and they want to find out who is causing it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I reported that one of the sinks had come away from the wall.
She said someone was going to look at it tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

You've been rumbled as the barnet bogwanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I don't need to use the bogs, I have an office of my own

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

They've found out that you are 'althegeordie' off the internet
and have told everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Why would that be a problem for all the other businesses?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

It's not a problem.
You're famous, man.
They'll all want to high-five you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

^this
Probably have to sign a few people's tits, that kind of stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

if the landlord hasn't paid rent
you won't get any notice. the locks will just get changed. no way would the receivers/administrators/superior landlord want to tip you off and give you chance to make it awkward...

.... but they are highly unlikely to do that. it'll be something dull about people shitting on the floor or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

floorshitting
One of your 'specialist' subjects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Could they do that?
Even if all the stuff in the building belonged to lots of individual businesses?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

the floor my chest
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

They want to announce to everybody that you will be running a half marathon, giving them the chance to sponsor you.
You might want to prepare a little speech.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Shame I'm not going to be around tomorrow really.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Just leave a sponsor form with the main reception.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

it'll be to practice the godzilla atacking the city drills.
you should point out the windows and shout "AIIEEEEEEEE"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I hope it's chips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I'd rather have Daddy.
/gerontophile lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)