Answer me this, you boffin wankers:
Why is it, that if you put the milk in first when using a teabag, it never goes properly tea coloured, but with teapot tea it does?

EH?

*Seinfeld pic*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Milk in the cup at the same time as the teabag?
FFS you are worse than Nakers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Well that's the point I don't do it because it doesn't 'work'.
Fucking WOMAD worse than Nakers PRICK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

tea is shit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I do prefer coffee but if I have too much I get palpitations so switch to tea in the afternoons.
TRUE STORY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

have decaf
like a fucking girl.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Eff that. It tastes like shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Decaffeinated coffee? Musicals?
I'm worried about you, Mmpso.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

fuck off, proper coffee here.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Phew, I thought you were going soft on us there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I was trying to help out monty 'worse than nakers' boyce.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

as long as no one finds out you drink it from a tall glass mug with a little caramel biscotti you're sorted

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I fucking hate you eely.
and it's an amaretti biscuit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

WTN, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Now let's not get into the whole amaretti biscuits/wrongfoods-flavoured-with-almonds debate again
Suffice to say that your tastebuds have been lying to you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

biscotti and an espresso is great
as an aside I wan to kill people who say "expresso"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I wan to kill people who say wan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

They're right gok-ends aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Weird
loads of loldrugz no bother, but reacts badly to caffeine.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I think he's a liar.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

liar great big fucking Mary.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

It's like my nervous system has been ruined by stimulants or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Water needs to be hot for tea
Milk in first=colder water

This is also why you should warm a teapot first, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

SCIENCE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

your milk has too much white power

try using less racist milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Ahhhh, THAT's better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

*stamps feet*
I WANT A MAGIC SHIRT TOO
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)