Aye up !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 19:34, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How do!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Not bad thanks !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Fuck your ears and balls, you dreadful Israelite.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Don't make me bulldoze your house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Coo ee!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Hollah !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Challah!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Best. Bread. EVAH
Seriously, it totally kicks blue shades out of any other white loaf.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Now then.
Wassup with you, kiddo?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Hay hun !
I've had some OH WOE IS ME hospital stuff, but it looks like its coming to an end, they sorted me out with some new meds today that should make me normal !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I tell you what, mate.
The last week, my insides have been so WOE, I worried I was turning into you.
Are you feeling better now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Not quite, but in a few days I should. My mind is at easy though, so that bit is better.
Itching to get back to work properly, they've been dead good about me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Glad to hear you're making progress though.
We'll have you up and partying again soon.

For myself, I've discovered that dairy isn't a 'maybe not', it's a 'fuck no!'. There's also something else that's playing merry hell with my guts, but I can't narrow it down yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

haha, he's a brainspaz and he poos in a carrier bag

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:38, Reply)

Evening!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:15, Reply)

'ning !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Ni!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Icky icky icky f-tang.........whoop

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

shrubberylolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Huddersfield has a nice station.
But it's a bit run down.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Hello!
ermm...now what?
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

anither Scot, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Aye, that's right

(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

We're EVERYWHERE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

far ye fae?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)

You holding out for another teuchter?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:48, Reply)

another ghastly sheep molester?
I was educated at Robert Gordons College I'll have you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Sorry bud,
I'm a 'Wegie, home of sectarian violence and Tenants Special Ale.

I did have some friends at RGU though, we used to meet at the inter-university sports events and I quite liked Aberdeen.

I didn't see many sheep but I was informed that was because all the sheep were in peoples houses.
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I loved living in Glasgow.
Whereabouts are you?
I'm not asking for benefit fraud enquiry purposes, just to reassure you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Fair enough question
You don't sound like a spy for the DSS at all!

I lived in Maryhill and moved to the east end of the city centre
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)

she doesn't sound like DSS, but she is a psychotic killer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

That's ok then
When the old firm are playing, she will fit right in.
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Cool.
Did you ever meet Taggart?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I nearly did once
They were using the front of my uni (Strathclyde) as a mock police headquarters some years ago (they put up a fake sign over the university sign and parked police cars outside).

The building looks grim enough to be a police station.

But I didn't hear anyone say 'there's bin a murrdur'. I am disappointed about that
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I was at Strathclyde too.
What department were you in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Engineering
over in the Colville building.

When were you there? I was there 2000 - 2004
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Ah, you're a young'un.
I was in Livi tower 92-96.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

They are pullijg down the Livi Tower soon
And the one next door, to make a huge new building
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Whereabouts did you stay?

(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)

University halls in the city centre
then I lodged with a lady in Dumbreck. Big posh house, but you walk over the motorway bridge and you're right in the middle of Ibrox.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I used to be on an IRC channel run by a lady whose username was Broxi
took me a while to work that one out, even though she used to go on about Rangers a fair bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

You've got to love that motorway, slap-bang through the centre of town!
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah, my granddad was a hun.
I just wish he'd been around to see them go bust last year. I would have laughed myself sick at him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

LOL
Yes, tat was very funny. If Celtic would go bust too maybe they could all move on
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Yaaas
this is the most correct statement ever made on t'internet.

Thank you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Fingers crossed
We can only hope.
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 23:00, Reply)

hey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Evening missus.
Have you spoken to you-know-who yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

nah
I'll probably just wait until I see him in a few weeks' time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

That's teh spirit.
So, what's up with you? Nice new bunch of kiddies this year?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:53, Reply)

most are OK
takes a while get used to them/them to get used to my stupid jokes.

other than that, life is really fucking dull at the moment. how you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Much the same.
Very little happening, life dragging on shittily and trying not to turn completely fucking suicidal.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

things are just SO BORING at the moment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

You should totally stir some shit up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:36, Reply)

That doesn't sound very pleasant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

get b3th to come over
With her newly discovered lactose intolerance she could stir something bad up
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I can relate to that
Fucking life. It can be a bitch sometimes (most of the time)
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Shut up Gonz

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 23:55, Reply)