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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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that is strange.
I don't have anything weird to tell you unfortunately. Can I interest you in a harassment anecdote instead?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:10, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Go on then.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

the ex is still sending me letters, messages and emails every day and has made it clear he's coming to see me this weekend whether I like it or not.
Am actually getting to the point of being a little freaked out. More than a little freaked out actually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Strewth! That's a bit much
maybe go and stay with a friend for the weekend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

rip poppet, in ur h8rtz 4eva.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Don't open the door to the prick, whatever you do.
Invite some male friends over and have them answer the door if he kicks up a fuss, to gently explain to him that he's unwelcome on the premises.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

fuck that, get a boxing kangaroo

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Or "call the police".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

and lots of lube

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

But don't invite Kroney as he'll surrender at the first opportunity

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'd only get drunk and fight myself :(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

We should never become bodyguards
Unless it's a sort of comedy Keystone Cops style firm.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

auld alliance bodyguards.
"pissed and run away!"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

With the weather the way it is in Oz
can you imagine how badly his armpits will get sunburned?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I dunno man, he's french.
don't they not shave or something?

Weather is terrible here anyway at the moment. Cold and wet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I bet he shaves them as well

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

But they're so silky :(
For a day. Then OH MAN itchy.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Filthy. Frog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

For reals.
It's every bit as bad as doing your balls.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

clearly you're doing it wrong.
bit of moisturiser does the trick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

There's something very, very gay about moisturising your ballbag.

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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I was talking about your underarms, but hey, whatever floats your boat Kronos.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

There is?
Oh...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Chicks dig that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

It's the only thing for teabagging.
Three dunks and you're done. A lovely cuppa without leaving any unwanted visitors.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

we really don't. ballbag regrowth is itchy on girls too, when things get raunchy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Who have you been harassing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Nell Mangel.
Keeps calling her a 'dag' apparently.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

She constantly harasses me on here.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

She wants you. In a BIG way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

no, it's just because he's a cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Your words can hurt, Poppet.
Cut deep.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
All because I keep rejecting her advances...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That's why you want him
Dirty lezzer.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

pretty much yeah.
I'm all about the muff diving.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Y'know it is flattering to have a younger woman proposition you, but as I keep telling her - I'm married.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

it wasn't funny poppet, I already told you, I'm taken.
and you can have that jumper you made me back.
just a note, pubes do not make for a comfy jumper.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

but I plucked them out myself...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

they shouldn't be that wirey.
like a scouring pad it was.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

She's have Aboriganee

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

RACIST

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

?
half aborigine?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

stop making fun of gonz!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Free the crohns one!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

That's the one!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

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