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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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After all the music chit-chat,If you could describe yourself as a genre of music, what would it be?
Alt: Let's get more specific, what album sums you up the best, or describes a particularly important time in your life the best?
AltAlt: You're all pretty decent people on here - discuss
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Coffee and water?That's ridiculous. I prefer my coffee without water.
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AltAlt:That's been my experience of most people I've encountered from this place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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Most of them were alrightbut I met this one guy from Bristol who was a right cunt.
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We're all cunts round my way.Had a drink with your weekend jogging partner last night. Well done on completing the race.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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someone on my facebook broke her toenail and posted a picture of itit looked like a toe with half a toenail covered in raspberry sauce
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If she did, it wasn't deemed a worthy talking point.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:07,
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Fair enoughDid she tell you about the amazing pulled pork she made on sunday?
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ALL THE MUSIC YOU LIKE IS SHIT, AND ALL THE MUSIC I LIKE IS AMAZING, AND BRILLIANT AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:00,
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I'll answer you JimboFor me the genre that best sums me up is indie, but not necessarily the new 'indie' stuff - more like the Pixies and Scarfo (anyone?).
An important album in my life would be Suede's 'Coming Up'. A great album and especially so coming after the departure of Bernard Butler. I was going through a lot of changes at the time (=teenager) and it hit me square in the jaw. Oasis' 'Be Here Now' had the same effect, although it was because it was rubbish and disappointed me.
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I've met Brett Anderson.He turned up at my friend Nick's party wearing a silk dressing gown. What an awful fucking wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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Brett Anderson, on the other hand, is lovely!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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He was on the brown by then, rather than the coke(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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Seriously though. He is a cunt, isn't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:23,
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Brett Anderson, on the other hand, is lovely!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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He thought you were disgustingly poor.But he only thought of you for a split second before wiping his arse with some money and then forgetting about you forever. Strange how you still remember him though.
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I'm glad that last sentence was thereI was going to have to castigate you.
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I didn't know you were a Rabbi, Al!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:05,
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The thing that winds me up the most about it,is that they could have done anything on that 3rd album and it would have sold. But they carried on doing what they did and that was that. That's when Oasis left me. That's when the party was over.
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I've just realised, rightIf I'd added a
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i'd be prog rock cos i take many different directions at once and i'm not to everyone's tastebut if you pick me tonight, i'd let you in my Deep Purple
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Prolly these two bandswww.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Bent/27245/
www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Spastic-Ink/451/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:05,
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Interesting,I'm sure you're neither of these two things (bent spastic), but the music is intriguing...
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Thanks JimboJones, you are my favourite one here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:10,
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See my AltAlt,I'm going to check these guys out properly on your recommendation!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVteATb5jk&list=UUghSvQynVIvxM7J4rWbXsaw&index=4&feature=plcp
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmLTkd-SM2s&feature=bf_next&list=UUghSvQynVIvxM7J4rWbXsaw
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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I'm having a rave, fuck you www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GXhYNU3r8
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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Alsowww.youtube.com/watch?v=t_C-fXTE-50
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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They're mates of my mate Yeti(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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You're such a starfuckerThere is no jealousy in that comment whatsoever
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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Alsowww.youtube.com/watch?v=0mICwROQiHk
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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andwww.youtube.com/watch?v=yIyVjuoSoPc
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:23,
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Alright, so things have splintered.Are you referring to:
A: Punk
B: Techno
C: Rave
D: Pornography
E: The Lil' Kim Album
F: The road construction material?
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Almost certainly the first fourDefinitely not the fifth
THE SIXTH IS A MYSTERY ELEMENT
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It's not!I know this, fact fans. It's mainly chips taken from gabbro from the lizard in Cornwall - it's hard-wearing stuff.
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I'm referring to myself.I'm fucking hardcore innit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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I've got your back bruvactually fuck you unless you're going to bring drugs to marbella
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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I've been help up in the office - soz!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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The best genre that would describe me is acoustic bluesAlt: Either 'Death chants, breakdowns and Military waltzes' by John Fahey or 'Dance of flies' by John Shanahan.
Alt alt: Some are, some aren't - just like life. That being said, /OT has become the new /talk.
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I loves the blues.So, if /OT is the new /talk, what has /talk itself become?
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Oh man, you should See Tulisa on this years X-Factor she looks so fucking pikey (trailer trash)(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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I heard she'll suck you off for a large "fries" from Maccy D's and a can of Tizer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:16,
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Her having blonde hair is a hideous mistakeShe looks almost exactly like Jen off of The Dark Crystal.
Al, you're good at the internet, get some pics to show the good folks of b3ta what I mean.
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That's exactly what you should do with annoying girlsKeep their mouths full so they can't talk
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i'd much rather do the elf looking thingon the right, than do tulisa
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no kroney, she's vileoh sure if she didn't move or speak she'd be a fairly passable, quite average looking girl.
but the second she moves her chavlorn face, motions with her fat gypsysmeg hands or opens her massive Morrisons shopping trolley gob I want to punch her harder than any woman i've ever seen
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i cannot stress enough just how badly the human race needs exterminating, so that the awful tripe and povvo-scowl of tulisa's face doesn't spread any further into the rest of our galaxy she needs firing into the sun, she needs to be vaporised and sealed in a airtight, radioactive container, she needs dissolving in acid, being encased in a thick plastic polymer, being de-constructed at a molecular level and forced into the CERN collider, to be fired around at speeds close to the speed of light, only to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe, collapse in on herself and disappear along with everything she's ever touched and everyone who has ever seen her
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Too long in Slough has made the chavette attractive to you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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She ought to go back.Whoever told that girl she suited blonde hair must have been having a right laugh.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:34,
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She can't, she's been black alreadyI saw the video
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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She was voted sexiest woman in the world last year by the LAAAAAAADS at FHM(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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She's got the dubious claim to fame of making dappy look sexy(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:18,
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You can fuck Dappy if you wantas long as I get a go on Tulisa, I don't care what the others get up to.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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This should clear matters upwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1745667
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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What up KDappy's solo stuff basically sounds like N-Dubz minus Tulisa so don't mourn them
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you clearly haven't seen my unicornkin hitler tattoos(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:08,
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Is this real new people or simply more sockpuppets?I'll skip straight to the AltAlt: and say that yes, most people here are okay. Apart from all the cunts.
Which are you, eh? Are you a cunt?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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Surely you can use your mod "third eye" to see if they are real or not?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:13,
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That's not true!I have a delete button too...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:21,
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If only I could do that, Q.If only I could...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:31,
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Easy, no need for aggro.We were having an interesting conversation on the Dr Preference thread and I thought it would be a good topic to start a new thread with. Not the best, obviously, but I find it interesting in a non-piss-take way.
I've started a thread before on here and have a look at my profile - I post mainly on /board (and 'try' to do artz), but I thought you guys on /OT were okay, so I spend some time on here too - again, have a look back at my posts and make your decision based on that.
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Sorry, I didn't want to sound threatening.I'm sure you're fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:31,
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Fuckin' Nazi Mods stomping around in their leather costs and jack boots(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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Thanks NA, you made me feel all warm and fuzzy,and B3th came along and stomped on me.
Seriously though, I understand there have been a lot of sockpuppets recently, but my posts are genunie - as I said, mainly on /board. All I have in my defence is an fp for some artz and many bad jokes too.
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Thank you for noticingI'm a very decent person. A fine, upstanding moral pillar.
As for the rest of these people, whenever I meet them in a group they spend all their time sniffing and rubbing their noses.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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I'll answer you Jimbeam, Motley Crue are my favourite band in the world.
However, the music that defined one of the biggest parts of my life as a young man was Black Metal, Mayhem, Morbid, Darkthrone, Eostenem, and loads of the stuff that came out of it, like La Masquerade and Ulver and that sort of stuff. We were big bad bikers, with fuck loud stereos, and to be honest, looking back, it was all a bit silly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:18,
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A group of big, bad bikersand you. Looking like you were lifted out of Henry VIII's court. You must have fitted *right* in.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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Yeah, we weren't really all that bad ass, and 2 of the guys didn't even have bikes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:24,
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Actually that's a cool story.I used to be a 'Metaller', but wasn't really living the dream. On Motley Crue - I don't rate the music (although technically, I do appreciate their skills), but the stories that went with them are fantastic!
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I was a metaller in my mid teensThen I realised the inherent ridiculousness of the whole genre and got into other stuff too.
I was never a Metallica fan though, Christ no.
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I'm with you on the Metallica front PLMDZRI think it was the beards, or it could have been the 'been done better by others' music that put me off
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We sort of lived it, Bike meets most weekends in the summer, then working over in france through the winter to pay for our summer of biking, i often worked bar at the events so the guys could drink free. Working on the bikes out in the street with stereos blasting nasty black metal, the odd fight, drugs, the whole lot i suppose. I don't miss it at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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Did you burn down any Norwegian churches?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:37,
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not even one.We were failures really/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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I don't think I could describe myself as a genre of music, Ji-Jo.A lot of genre names don't even describe their music that well.
Alt: Fatherfucker by Peaches best sums up the time I spent with your dad.
AltAlt: On here? Rarely. Out there *points vaguely out of the window*, yeah maybe we're alright. Apart from the cunts. They're right cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:22,
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You'd be folk, obviously.You'd be the member of the band that stands at the back with a tambourine, who's utterly pointless for adding to the band's "sound" but is still included because you're not a "band", like those capitalist lapdogs commercial pigs, but a "musical collective".
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:24,
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Whaddaya mean the tambourine is pointless???I'm the glue that holds this fucking band together!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:26,
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Everyone gets a sayWe don't have a "leader", as such.
It's very liberating.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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Oi Nakers! Over here#wtn
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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My dad remembers it well Tangled,And I agree with you on the 'genre label'. It used to annoy me reading the NME and trying to work out what the hell they were on about.
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Absolutely,and it was made from tea leaves, not a tea bag (I could tell)!
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darkcore jungloid teknoAlt- Philophobia by Arab Strap. I am a misanthropic Scotsman.
Either that, or The Innocents by Erasure.
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Jimbojames is nice to everyone, Chompy.No matter what they say.
I'm starting to suspect that he is the other half of anotherwanker's personality.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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Don't you start!I've already had B3th trying to out me as a sockpuppet!
I just don't believe in getting too wound up about things, especially by people I may never meet in real life. If someone wants to have a pop, let them - it's all part of the banter and I take it in the spirit of the whole thing.
If someone's being a dick, then I will reply in less generous terms, but I don't see any point in getting too upset about it.
Having said that, one thing that winds me up is thread deletion - especially on /board. I've posted a few things and some nutjob has come along and deleted it, grrr.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by Jimbojames are not necessarily the opinions expressed by anyone else. Use with caution. Don't have nightmares.
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So who do you think is the biggest cunt on here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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Ooohh!I haven't been on here long enough to really figure that out. I guess though, it's the 'feuds' between posters, but that's probably because I don't know what started it all between each 'feudee' and who was in the right/wrong etc.
Do you have any recommendations? I know you have recommendations.
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Quintsy, you're my favourite M.D. in the world.In this thread, however, 'shitcunt' = 'I fancy you', so thanks - I'm sure you're lovely too.
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look at this shitcunt trying to gay me upfucks sake, nonce prick obviously knows i'm a twelve year old boy
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You're using all the words thatin this thread = 'I love you Jimbojames'.
It's not unusual for someone of your age to have 'strange' feelings. Why don't you go and talk to Mrs Smith in the Welfare office and see if we can get you some ECT?
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Your mum sucks flacid willys until they acheive full hard on status(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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He lives near my in laws next to "Miranda" that monster from the BBC "comedy"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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True stroy, he reads the news on South Today"Miranda" opened the village jubilee fete, best day EVA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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I feel for hershe's trying to be funny, just not very good at it
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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people* love that show* by people I obviously mean sub human mongaloids, or "vagabonds" as they are also known
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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Yeah my parents like it, what are you trying to say exactly?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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women seem to like itbecause they all see a bit of themselves in her
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women tend not to have them so if your dad's got one i'm sure he's ok(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I miss South Today** I don't miss South Today
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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Just like that!Sorry, wrong joke.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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You mean this?www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8B8sNXpcGg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Well now I'm embarrassed for sending you those cock pictures.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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+ your japs eye so I could push bread sticks down it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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that anotherwanker is dominating our popular pagehe's obviously very well liked
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all the consoles explode and tibbins diedhe was getting married this saturday :(
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As long as you definitely jump, it doesn't matter which.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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I'll jump right to havinga fantastic day out in our Capital!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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Tower of London.If he jumped off the British Museum, he'd probably survive.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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Hey, I was off work for a week, i didn't read bbc news 4 hours a day.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Urghwww.ecrater.co.uk/p/11892181/silk-pure-almond-all-natural-milk?gps=1
'Almond Milk'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:27,
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Wouldwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19727455
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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