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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck off with your christmas shite, it's not even halloween yet
tell us about mini-ape's halloween costume instead.

i love jalapenos and fresh chillis, but if i have too many, i feel like i am pissing fire for about the next 4 hours. are chillis a vegetable?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:10, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It's a fruit, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I don't mean your ex.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Oh, I think you do...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Wasn't I?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
is it?
oh no, i have totally missed the point of the question. might as well DMAAKM.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
seeds = fruit

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
ah ok
but with vegetables the vegetable itself is the seed?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah. A cabbage is a seed. Good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
you're a fucking cabbage

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
no, it's a bulb

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
that's kind of what i meant
sad times for kroney when you understand me and he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
but you should always make sure you get the bayonet cap kind
better for earthquakes
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
cabbages suck
let them all perish in the earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
the screwfit kind rattle themselves loose, see

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
let them get on with it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
but then they smash on the floor

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
fruit, innit
coz they has seeds in them.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
my girlfriend's got a witches outfit and some black/orange striped tights
i dunno why, i don't have a costume and we haven't been invited to a party or anything
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Time to break out the Officer and a Gentlemen outfit again, Quints
It looks as though little Q is on a Halloween promise.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
that's an excellent idea
women love sailors, just a shame it's not mutual
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
shame she didn't need the chop
you could have cut a hole in it and said "colder than a witch's tit"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
i don't think this is funny

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
i'm not going to lie to you
nor do i, and nor does anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
i'm glad we all agree

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
it would make this place a lot more shit if we did that all the time though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
i think if the majority of us agree on something, like the fact that PLMDZR is an unfunny cunt
we can all pull together and it'll be lol
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
the image of OT'ers "pulling together" is fucking rank
like the worst kind of scat, and walking in on your granny frotting herself to it.

with your wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
always thinking about internet men wanking and shitting
you're obsessed
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
hey
who said they had to be men?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
do ladies "pull" when they're rubbing each other off?

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
i have no idea
but i am sure someone here has done their online research and can answer the question.

kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It's definitely pick on Kroney day today.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)
every day is pick on Kroney day
sucks to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
yeah but you're an unfunny cunt

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I am a funny guy IRL
Hence chicks digging me. Well, that and the great face etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
yes

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
what is the "etc" ?
12 inch schlong and rock hard pecs?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
the whole package.
*shrugs*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Do you not find the height is an issue?
Most girls like a taller man.

serious question, rather than a dig.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
nope
I'm not short and I'm not chippy about my height either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)
And half a top?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Asda do a Jimmy Savile outfit.
I'm wearing that for my hallowe'en gig. Zombie nonce.

And speaking of Asda, I'm boycotting them. They were flying a rainbow flag from their head office yesterday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
that's not why you should boycott them
you should shop at harrods, harvey nicks or waitrose at a push, like the rest of us normals
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
but harrods is shit

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
it's not as shit as asda, love

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
pretty much
harrods is an overpriced flea market
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
the food hall is ok
i was not being serious though. waitrose or whole foods get my food-related needs.

although not for the next month as i am back on the waaaaaaaaaah-ter diet today :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i hope eventually you die of some form of toxosis from living on nothing but water
you pleb
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Can you buy a tin of beans or some dishwasher tablets in Harrods?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
if you think i would have anything as revolting as a "tin of beans" in my house, you need to get new glasses
and my cleaner does my washing up with her first-born's hair, so no need for a dishwasher
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
It really is.
it's a pretentious Debenhams.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
no-one asked you, ugly

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Why all the hate, Quints? Can't we work it out?
I still love you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i love you too, i just sometimes like to be that way

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
this doesn't sound at all bent, oh no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
(flies his rainbow flag)

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
but Swipeypoos
A rainbow flag attracts gays.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
that should be your new sig
"NOT AS SHIT AS ASDA"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yours should be
attracts the gays.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
isn't that the (w)hole problem... that i DON'T?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
You do though.
Silly gregg hat lad is as bent as a three bob note.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
you should be a therapist

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Putting the rapist back in to therapist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
What's with the sig?
Monty and Stunned hate me because I didn't go to their birthday party or whatever and you and Quint are calling me names.

I won't lie, I think I might cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
it just felt right

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Listen to your heart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
you will find... there's nothin' there to hide....

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I like it better when we're all being mean to Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
YOU I'm ignoring.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
before she tells you good bye

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

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