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( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, 12 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I fucking love a bacon'n'egg bagel with stoke's ketchup.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

what would your mother say?
"that boy of mine, OY! edna goldenblat's son is a radiologist, hasn't eaten bacon once. and his wife! such an angel."
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'm quite lucky, my family are more along the lines of the Sugars, starting off on the Markets and doing proper graft, there was no illusions of me becoming a schollar.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You have to be born one of them, don't you?
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

orthodox ones don't
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Have they never heard of the safety in numbers concept?
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

*straight face*
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

God insists on it, you know.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Jews = Kosha
Christians = Whatever they want
Muslims = Halal, which is more or less the same as kosha.
So what happened for them to change their mind back?
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

it was simply not a good idea to eat pork and shellfish in the middle east. those dietary laws are more the early form of food hygiene than anything.
same with the foreskin thing, cuts down on infection and that.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's not the will of God, but the absence of refridgeration and adequate food hygiene you stupid cunts.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Based on some really cunty mould they used to have which would kill loads of people a year and spread through towns.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

"Oy, Bill burn your own house down, or your neighbours kids might get sick"
"no, fuck off"
"Bill, God says you should do it or you'll die"
"ohhh alright then"
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

2012AD = backward to the point of being fucking scary
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

And another set for everything else is exactly that.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

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( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

cause people listened to that.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not falling for that one again.
Worst cub camp ever.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

The rules are designed for pre-technological, desert-dwelling nomadic tribal survival. If you can't refrigerate stuff, it goes off. Shellfish, pork, milk-based dishes etc etc are not good ideas in a desert.
Instead of some clever bloke trying to convince people that these foods might be dodgy, it was easier to claim they were rules given by God.
Ninja edit. Note to self - learn to type faster.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
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