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Don't follow leaders or watch your parking meters(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:28,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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Of course you don't, you need a weather vane.Or a flag, or some grass you can throw in the air.
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In these crazy times, there are weather 'apps' available for most 'smart phones',One or two simple clicks and hey presto! All the wind-based information a chap could ever need - probably more than that!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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My weather app came preloaded on my new phoneIt told me my sisters wedding was going to be a washout, but actually it was a lovely day. So I don't really trust it anymore.
I downloaded angry birds.
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There's something Fish-y going on here!!!!!!IT'S A JOKE ABOUT MICHAEL FISH AND HIS FAILURE TO PREDICT A MAJOR STORM!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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This was the day of the wedding, the sky was blue and sunnyand the app said it was going to rain heavily the entire day.
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'Massive cock-end', as I like to call you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:50,
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Downloaded eh?I had one move into my flat!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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DO YOU GET THIS JOKE THAT I'VE JUST MADE??????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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I DO!!!!I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ANGRY!!!!
BECAUSE YOUR THE REASON SHES ANGRY!!!!!
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THIS IS PART OF THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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There's no one I'd rather beI just wish I had never been born
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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I worry about you TH, I really really do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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Move closer to where I live and join my blues band(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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I can only assume you're packing your things and moving south(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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I warn you, I'm basically a combination of Peter Green and Eric ClaptonIn as much as I have severe mental health issues and a scorching alcohol dependancy problem.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:58,
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So you have no ulterior motive for inviting a pub landlord to move next to you then(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:59,
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I think he might have hit his head or something. I'm worried too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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LOOK at him. Not gay? Really?
Next you'll be telling me Ronaldo is straight.
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Trust your instincts, Luke.He's a 'woolly woofter' and no mistake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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Not reallyBut that's not to say that I wouldn't be open to the idea if it presented itself. Why deny yourself something that might be really great, dig?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:50,
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Engaging in what I believe the young refer to as 'bottoming' with Stephen Vaiis so unlikely to be 'great' as to be unworthy of consideration.
I'd bum the skeleton of Jimi until it was DUST, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:53,
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And then, no count, snort said dust. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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Oh FFS. I can't be bothered. You know what I meant. Fucking iPad keyboard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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You've made a right count of yourself here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:58,
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SMEG YEAH!!!!!!!!I'm coming round yours to watch it. We can wear costumes and say smeg a lot!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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A gay piss-porn version of Red Dwarfis a revolting prospect
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00,
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I'd rather watch that than the 'proper' one I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:02,
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Ian Hislop's excellent programme on the history of English manners is on at the same time.I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THAT INSTEAD, YOU MIGHT FUCKING LEARN SOME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:56,
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I shall be braising quail in sherry this evening. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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I watched it last week and it was gash. Nothing new. Tonight is the Victorian period.
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It was in no way gash. You count.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00,
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Oh, don't get me wrongI'd go gay for Vai purely so I can get my hands on his goodies. His guitar related goodies I mean.
The man's a real virtuoso, but I can't stomach even a whole album of it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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I can't break the 5min barrier with him.cf all those dreadful technical widdlers. I hate that shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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It does get a bit muchWhen he slows it down (like many other artists like him) he shows what an incredible player he is. But yes, it's all a bit much really.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:59,
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I'd rather hear some old coon play a two note blues solothan hear some Teutonic neo-classical wankmeister playing three guitars at once or some shit, any day of the week.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:02,
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This was a rather rude post. Soz everyone.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:06,
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Sorry TH, you know I like you a lot, right,but WHAT PART OF 'NO RETURNS' DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET?
If were not a secret mod myself, I'd fucking gaz one here, so help me God. I said NO RETURNs ffs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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'Bummers' are, I understand, 'deaf'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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It's all the spunk you see,It goes hose piped in their anus and at first its ok, 'cus it only feels the feet and legs and then torso, but once it reaches the top of the head it starts to leak out their ears and forms a crust.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:23,
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Ah yes, the 'Almond Crust'. I've heard of this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:24,
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You know how when they found freddy mercury they found 50 guy's spunk in his stomach.Given the technology available at the time, I wonder how they differentiated between 50 differnent people, or if they guessimated.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:26,
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