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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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there is a friday feeling, i get it every day...
hello friday people. two b3tans drowning in a pond. to whom do you give the kiss of life, and whom do you allow to sink?

alt: you can replace that with burning in a fire and pissing on, if you like?

altalt: what's the matter with you?

altaltalt: WEEKEND PLANS?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:01, 189 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'd kiss you,
in the back of the head, with a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)
that's very aggressive for this time on a friday
i don't suppose you go around wales kissing little girls with that mouth, do you?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I've only been to wales once,
and I didn't see any girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
also,
they found the little girl yet? or is this gonna be one o those documentaries in about 5 years time where a team of young forensic scientists convince themselves they've found her, but it's actually a tramps wank rag and badger corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)
no
i think it's one of those areas where there are so many abandoned mines and potholes that searching them would just take forever. will be interesting to see how he pleads. if he pleads guilty, and doesn't tell them what he did with the body, that's unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
agreed,
that would be pretty fucked up. I've not been watchin much news the last couple of days, but I've yet to see a profile on him. I don't know anything about what he does, or where he lived. Normally the media loce spinning out yarns about people.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
he had about 100 different jobs
and children that he doesn't really see by a few different mothers. his daughters are also her half-sisters. it doesn't get much more incestuous really.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
sounds like a ripe old fruit,
any motive? Or just a rapey old murder britches?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
all we've seen him do is sob in court
if he didn't do it, he must be terrified. if he did it - and they must have some pretty damning forensic evidence to take steps like releasing pics of his car - then he's a rapey old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
maybe he was doing the mother of his kids a favour
one less mouth to feed, especially one that required more care than the others
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
the line is just a dot to you, old boy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i'm just trying to get into the mindset of someone who could kill a child

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
ok, i'll help
who do you really really hate? if you can't think of anyone else, try hitler or any psycho.

now imagine them as a child.




now stop wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
i hate that guy that keeps posting daily mail links on my facebook and being outraged
he wasn't a very sexy child, but his mum would have got the job done if you know what i mean
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
i wanted to post on their article about jimmy savile being a monster yesterday
i wanted to post a link to their articles about how amazing he was, from when he died. but it meant signing in and getting a username or something, so i lost interest. pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
whereas if he tells them, he's actually a pretty sound geezer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
i am enjoying the jimmy savile furore
every 2 mins someone else remembers that he molested them too. wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
He molested me.
But I didn't mind really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
stupid sexy children
oh, and you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
You got a badge out of it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
i'm glad you've told me this, when mark bridger dies i'll be sure to notify the police

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
yeah cos killing a kid is ok

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
only in one context
if he had a time machine. so yeah, if he could go back in time and kill YOU as a kid, that'd be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
i was a great kid :(

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
you wouldn't be alone, so don't take it personally
there are loads of people i would have him kill off as kids.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
so you're saying that you would manipulate a psychopath to kill children for you swipe?
that's pretty dark
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
no
i'm saying i would pay him, for the right target.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
so now you're offering money for someone to kill children?
with the way the media has been reacting to things written on the internet i'd have thought you'd be more careful, swipe
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
in the strict context of people who turned out to be evil
AND when the murderer-to-be develops a working time machine.

i think it's pretty remote, Q.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
all i have taken from this conversation is that you would like to pay someone to kill children

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Brian Jacks, to all questions

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
the judo guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)
The very same.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
And the man Neil Adams wanted to be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Neil Adams every right-thinking, red-blooded male in the British Isles
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
where did that come from?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Mummy Jacks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I'm a MASSIVE fan of Brian 'Jackmaster' Jacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Rather him than Fleetwood Mac

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
MUCH rather.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I loved that song!
"I'd rather Brian than Fleetwood Mac".

Wouldn't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
GAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
More negativity
This weekend I will be painting, mostly.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)
naked ape to them all

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I would like you all to die. No survivors.
Altalt I have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
ah, man-flu
worse than 35 years of period pains and childbirth, i hear.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
because you'd know all about child birth?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
i don't tell you everything about my life you know...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Worse than ebola.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
He was good in The Wire and Luther. Wasted in Thor though.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
That's one hell of a labour.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I'd save both, I'm feeling warm-hearted and loving towards you all.
alt: No-one, you're all lovely
altalt: Probably a brain tumour.
altaltalt: Dinner tomorrow evening at a lovely country pub - courtesy of my GF. Sunday will be the usual mixture of beer and music (without anotherwanker who claims membership of twang club even though he's clearly too bent) then a roast dinner.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
anotherwanker may not be an official member of TC, but at least he stuck up for you when Em-vee was having a go on qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
That is true
But eventually Em-Vee has a go at everyone, he's like Al and AB. Anotherwanker claims to be a Coventrian - do we have any proof of this?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
aw might not be a Coventrian.
He is a mysterious character, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
too bent for twang club?
that's quite the epitaph!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Twang club is populated entirely by heterosexual males...
...with no fashion sense. And beer bellies. There's lots of cardigans. There may be a hint of Hush Puppy about the place.

I'm not really selling this very well, am I?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
housewhales can hold their breath for up to an hour and dive to dpeths of 300ft in Mountain Dew, drowning would be difficult.
altalt: I'm too beautiful for this world.

altaltalt: I am going to a dinnner party with people I d not know, I think it might be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Imagine how they feel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
They don't know me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Lucky bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Happy in their ignorance.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Merry Friday!
Easy day today. Got the Lloyds Motor Club annual luncheon today. *claretlols*

kiss=those who like BoJo. Sink - Superfly Al the Trotskyite lunatic.

altalt: I am just getting rid of the cold that's going around and now I feel EPIIIC!

altaltalr: Hatshopping for a greggshat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
'Greggs hat, baby Greggs hat'
GREGGS HAT BABY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
stop making me laugh
it's the wrong colour
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
He sure is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I got me a hat and it's as big as whale
So come on and grab your pasty money

GREGGS HAT, BABY GREGGS HAT. etc
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
the fuck you awwn about boyo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
GREGGS HAT, BEBBY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i don't know who is worse out of you two
i think it might be a draw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the, GREEEEEEGG'S HAAATTTTT!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Hahahahahahahaha!
I got me a Greggs Hat, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your baked goods money
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
fuck me, that is the worst song in history

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
GREGGS HAT, BEBBY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Sausage roll crumbs on the highway
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Huggin' and a-kissin'
Dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothin'
'Cause it's hot as a Gregg's oven
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
YOU'RE A BAD BAD MAN
mind you, so's he, so...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I'd let them both drown. This is BROKEN BRITAIN and I don't care about anyone else.
Alt: Can I replace it with a flamethrower?

AltAlt: Bit of a cold, but on the mend. Thanks for asking.

AltAltAlt: My 8-month anniversary with my GF today, so a quiet night in with a takeaway and a bottle of wine is in order. Tomorrow off down south for a birthday party. Very formal, so I will be resplendent in my kilt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
8 month anniversary? Are you 15?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Are you trying to nonce me up?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
hang on a minute old buddy old pal - who celebrates an 8 month anniversary?
6 months, 12 months, maybe. these things make sense. they are logical markers. but 8 months? where does that madness end?

"it's been 2,220 days, 4 hours and 5 mins since we met..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
DAMMIT APE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
:P

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Six months makes no more sense than eight months.
Anniversary - from Latin anniversarius 'returning yearly', from annus 'year' + versus 'turning'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
ssssh
i was trying to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
from anus = you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Yes yes very good
It's not something that we would usually celebrate. It just so happens that we're both at a loose end tonight and I don't have the kids.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
You've been dating George Formby for 8 months?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
you should say you're celebrating a 'monniversary'
or in your case a 'mongiversary'
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
What about 'mensiversary'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i think the chances of him getting into mensa are pretty slim

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
For an 8 month anniversary
I think an evening of agressive buggery is more in order.

And a nice botlle of wine, obv.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Would you recommend the wine before, during or after the buggery?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
No IDIOT, you use the wine bottle to bugger your GF

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Before is customary.
And then she can relax into it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Oh wait - I'M buggering HER?
Ahem.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I'd set fire to every single one of you*, then drown you in a pond whilst pissing into it.
*Apart from all my friends, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
That picture of you drowning needs more flames.
And urine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I'd kiss Captain Placid and kill Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
GREGGS HAT BEBBY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
has it come to this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Spooky Gregg's hat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
BORED

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
nice sig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I need a new one.
You can amuse yourself for up to two minutes by throwing some offensive suggestions at me, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Bent Ghanaian wholegrain 'Pan Pipes of the Andes' noseflute wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I heartily endorse the use of wholegrain as an insult

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
it has it's place, but is the bentest of all mustards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
2nd bentest after US sweet mustard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
hemp haired basket weaving earth prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Yoghurt-weaving Persian zither-playing cuntstain

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Scum sucking sack of jizz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This one lacks imagination.
Have another go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
My heart wasn't really in it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Hari Krishna lesbian fucking druid whore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Pro-biotic prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
tree worshipping jizz wizard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I think this one wins

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Spooky yurt-dwelling goat's cheese quinoa mung bean tofu D'our

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Ladysmith Black mambazo's cum bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Ben Hardwick lookalike

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
The original Black Jew

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Subterranean Homesick Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I quite like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
VOTE JIZZ WIZARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I think sporto is right
It needed to include 'wholegrain'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Clickin dis
I wanted to include 'subterranean' but ran out of room.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
It *is* rather natty, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
When will your exhausted mania be replaced with boring old exhaustion?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
2pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
it's a lovely day, why don't you go for a padddle in your coracle?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
A tributary of the River Sowe* does run under the building I'm in.
*I think
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Take a dump in it and see if it floats past Capt placid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I don't play favourites.
I'd defile all your corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
i appreciate that, mmps

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I'm off to the Forth at lunchtime for beers
Today improves even further
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
but it's the 12th!

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I'll be back in 8 days
/CQ
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

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