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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best thing EVAR!
What do you cherish the most from you posessions? Either something you own or were bought?

Alt:
Worst
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:35, 114 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I love my watch very much
alt: nasty but i guess expensive Thomas Pink shirt, if they'd just asked me they could have got something nice, that fitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Which watch?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Tissot PRS516
mrs Ape gave it to me for my 30th
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
*googles*
The black face one is veray nayce
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
that's the one
the watch i really really coverted was this - us.tagheuer.com/en/luxury-watches/tag-heuer-carrera-watch

but it's £3.5k
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
In practical terms, it doesn't look much different

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
finger on nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Still doesn't look any different

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
*adds post to the 'out of context lol' archive*

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
*jazz hands*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
also i havea twirl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Twirls are shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I need a Double Decker or a Boost

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
a ring i inherited from my mum
and then my flat

alt: who is the worst? your face is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Alt:
Well durr. I look like someone set fire to my face and put it out with an axe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It's hardly even a face
more like a picasso scupture that's been set on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Do keep up, old chap

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I try but i'm all out of viagra and your mum is dryer than a an iraqi waddi in a drought

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
My mum is like Victoria Falls

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I'd tunya her mosi

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Oh, no, I preffer my flat over my watch.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
All my musical instruments
and my records.
If you are forcing me to pick just one though, it would have to be my lovely 1964 Gibson ES330, which I occasionally like to bore on about from time to time.

Alt: All my wife's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
looks like a a bent "beatles" guitar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Bill Drummond wrote most of his 'hits' on one of those, factfans.
You, however, are thinking of an Epiphone Casino.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
*mu mu's*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
looks the same, also who is Bill Drummond?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
KLF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
he burnt a million quid...
what a fucking dick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
If you were to ask him about it, he would agree too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Fucking bellend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Leave me alone, bully.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
as in KLF, uh huh uh. uh huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
i thought they were black for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Also: Big In Japan
Plus he was manager/producer for Teardrop Explodes and Echo & the Bunnymen.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
He looked after Arnold and Willis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Watchutalkinabout Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I'm not a fan, to be honest
Strats all the way for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I also have a lovely '62 reissue Strat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I have a Mexican ash Strat with Seymour Duncan pickups
It is fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I have a ghanian 8 string strat, with ebony inlays, Seman Patel pick ups and an AIDS bridge
It is fucking SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
If only they were SemEn Patel pickups
It would have been perfect


Also, are you from Norwich?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
No!
do i type like i have extra fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
You obviously play guitar like it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
You get 12 string guitars dontcha?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
2x6 string, you knob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I may only have a B in GCSE maths, but i'm pretty sure that's 12

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I have a 12 string Rickenbacker 360

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I'm going POTD here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I have
www.musicroom.com/se/id_no/01016747/details.html?kbid=1582
www.nevadamusic.co.uk/guitar/electric/fender-standard-telecaster-electric-guitar---candy-apple-red-maple-neck?utm_source=google&utm_medium=GoogleShopping&utm_campaign=googlebase
westone.netboarder.com/t1117-westone-thunder-1-february-1982

and about 5 acoustics.

and AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
And a ukulele

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Not mine AS YOU WELL KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Monty last saturday night:
blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2008/05/0528/metal_guitar_big.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
My bandmate has that bass guitar.
That is not him though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
how can you tell, they all look very similar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
That's horrible, you can see his buttocks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
i bet you're harder than jimmy saville in a children's coma ward

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
yeah, but can you play any tatu?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I like the Westone one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
It was my first proper guitar when I was a teenager.
I sold it but bought another one a few years back. They're excellent guitars but mine needs work doing on it. Work that costs money and thus cannot happen for several years.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
at the 5 and dime?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Well, eBay. The '5 and dime' of the digital age, you might say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I own 2 guitars
1st was an 18th birthday present and 2nd was from my grandad's inheritence
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I would love lots of nice guitars
but I can't justify it as I'm not a very good guitarist and having all these wonderful instruments hangig around not being played would be cruel.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
The sad fact is I rarely get to play my electrics anymore, only my acoustic.
Plus I mostly use banjo or harmonium in my band.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Fucking hell, you do realise that if you look up hummus in the dictionary it's a picture of your face?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I spend ages trying to decide about which expensive things to buy, then whichever one I buy I hate

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Go with your gut

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I don't know, I already regret my solid gold and diamond colon

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Can't think of anything
Fuck me I'm interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Hey PJ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Hey Ape

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
how's the new job/cornwall/the glove/she ra etc?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I think he's ignoring me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I'm just very busy today
Job is very good, Cornwall is wonderful, The Glove is a whore, The wife is looking hot and little SheRa and Tatooine are doing very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I think apart from my records as a whole,
my favourite things are my greatgrandfather's sword, a bust of my maternal grandfather, an original pressing of Are You Experienced? and my Electric Head Funk poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
You'll need something to commit Hari kiri with when "Wonga.com" finally catch up with you i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Shut up Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Well that's the last time I buy you a keyring.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
He doesn't even have any keys!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I fucking love that thing. It's great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
What about your selction of Rizlas from around the world?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Thanks. I've now got that Lisa Stansfield song in my head
Rizla round the world and I can't find my baby.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I feel I should warn everybody,
diet irn-bru is awful
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
OH MY GOD LOOK HOW HIGH THAT METER GOES !!!!! IT GOES ON FOREVER !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I DUN MADE THAT MYSELF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It's the limited edition "Savile" Mk II
Only goes up to 16
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
And it's usually in the red by 13

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Diet Old Jamaica ginger beer is foul even with whiskey in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Diet any pop is fucking grim

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
My watch, which used to be my Dads, that he wore every day since he was a teenager up 'till he was dead and a little bit longer than that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Christpher walkin.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Did you hear the one about Jew Klux Knievel?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
The one who ran over 50 blacks with a steemroller?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Tried to jump 50 jews in a steamroller.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Just remember
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
God this is UBER-SCHEISSE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Start another thread then, winge boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I got nuffin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Me either
I want more beer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
My face, my technics, my house, my cufflinks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
My God you're a flid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)
really?
You are THAT vain?

You probably thought this thread was about you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
either that or I may be playing it for lols somewhat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Oh rank I just sneezed and didn't get a tissue to my face in time and spattered my keyboard.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
KEYBOARD AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
KEYBAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
KAYDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
KIDS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
KD'S

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
'S

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
START A NEW THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

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