Naked Ape is in a meeting
Quick, be good internet
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:13, 120 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh, is quints still ignoring you?
Why can't we all just be friends, eh?
:(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

because i caused the breakup of his relationship :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Sad times.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Not for me!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

the biggest injustice of all is that this isn't the first relationship you've broken
you're collecting other people's girlfriends so that you can walk the streets in a fur coat, like you're the Mac Daddy
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

They call me Big Mac
because I'm fat :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Alright Chompy? How's the home brew going?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Not bad, got some decent stout on the go at the moment.
I've got to bottle some nice cider this week and then I've got nothing to brew until payday I think. which is the first time for a few months.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

What gravity will the cider be?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

0.998 should be the final gravity but it's still above 1.0 at the moment
should give it an ABV of about 5%
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

That's good, just above normal bitter and not too falling down.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

It turns out that Nakers was the glue holding this place together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

At last some recognition of my contrubution to the Internet
I should get a fucking MBE or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I've realised that the one thing I really need at work is someone else like me
who actually knows what they are doing and doesn't have to ask fucking questions about every single fucking thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

You should hire Naked Ape, he just "gets" things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

This thread is working out great.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Only another hour and three quarters until Nakers comes out of his meeting to save the thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Until then BBC NEWS LINK TIME
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19881524

I think it's great, people should shut the hell up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Ungrateful bastards.
People have no other reason to visit there, do they?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Read some of the comments, they're just weird.
Statues are shit, stop ruining the countryside with them!!!!
what??
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Also
I'll be one of the many thousands or even millions who will avoid Ilfracombe because of this.

How busy does she think this town is?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It's the kiddies I feel sorry for
There is an appropriate time for a young girl to learn about pregnancy. This delicate, possibly frightening, subject should be introduced sympathetically and with sensitivity.

Being confronted with a 20 metre, 25 tonne, bronze model of a part-dissected pregnant woman on a stroll along the prom is possibly not the best way.

Poor children of Ilfracombe :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Me too
I have to wonder about people who loudly shout that naked statues are obscene and disgusting. Are they gay? Asexual? Aesthetically retarded?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

It's like the episode of the simpsons.
Where marge goes all BAN NUDITY and then gets asked about michelangelos david or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i like the name verity
it's kinda posh and i've only ever met verities who were REALLY pretty
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I know a verity that is gorgeous.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah, I know of one who is like a nicer looking version of the girl out of Sleeper
Posh too, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

see?
nobody knows an ugly verity

weird
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Hmm google images reveals mixed results
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4GGHP_en-GBGB442GB442&q=verity&bpcl=35277026&ion=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&biw=1280&bih=845&wrapid=tlif135040026642010&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=C3l9UI3EK-H80QWiyIDgBA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

thanks for ruining one of the world's greatest scientific queeries there, tangles

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Great science needs to be peer reviewed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

May I add that I knew a Verity at University
and she was pretty fit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

i'm pretty sure we've all proved tangles wrong
he's a disgrace to the field of veritology
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I have no personal position on this
I just want the truth to come out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

hand over your Phd, you're barred from further research

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah, bloody northerners

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I find this offensive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Good

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I thought you were in meetings until 5.30
Or are you posting from your phone in the meeting?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

He got thrown out for being a bent spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I have a question.
I'm using Opera mobile, and whenever I reply to someone, the subject line box has a subject I typed months ago. I've tried clearing cache, and all sorts, but every time its just there. and I have to delete it. Fix it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

It's an autocorrect/ autofill form setting somewhere

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

use a better browser.
no need to thank me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

which one?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

IE7

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

U R gay

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

On android?
probably Dolphin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I had that on my previous phone,
Really liked it, but for some reason, on this phone it wont text wrap. Admittedly I'm using a knock off ZTE Japanese knock off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Ahh, gotcha, you're basically fucked then.
I've tried every other browser mentioned in this sub thread and they are all annoying. Chrome is good but only if you have ICS or later and even then it doesn't do flash. better for tablets really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I used to use Dolphin but when I upgraded to ICS the text wrapping went away
Much googling led me to Opera Mobile which does wrap. No problems with old subject lines, though, soz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Try Opera Mini
Uses server compression to save your data allowance. Or for Flash stuff, Skyfire. There's a mobile version of Firefox as well now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Or, you could try a browser that's actually fun to use.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

don't worry, I'm here
so it's guaranteed to get awesomer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Hey Caves.
any of that stuffup on youtube yet?? eh? eh? *pokes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

nah
it'll be a while, I've got to edit it down - there's 60 video clips. The photos won't be long, only about 150 of those to get through.

Join the FB group

oh, and I still have your little computer thing, I'll post it or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

which FB group? Sans serif? already on that
the computer i'm not too bothered abpout the warm=nig lable and the batteries(if rechargable) are the only bits I care for, so keep it or bin it or send me those bits or whjat ever, no big deal really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

will do
no, there's one for the system, lots of people posting on there at the mo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Must be nearly time to go home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

woo!
wait...this is why people like it when I get on here? Because it's nearly home time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

That's pretty much it, yes
How are you, CC?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Not bad
spent the weekend filming people and not getting shot at as much as CQ
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

LIES!!!
I didn't get dead or nuffink!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

if you two do it
what rank would your baby be?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I think it would be pretty rank.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)

fucken lol, you're coming off ignore for that

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

have you ever met an ugly verity?

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I've never met a Verity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

ANSWER THE QUESTION

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I suppose then the answer is no,
but I have a sample of zero
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)

i think you should find one
it's the least you could do
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

But was she pretty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I just did a facebook search, there is one ugly verity in milton keynes that's a fact.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

can't see this, soz

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Neither can I

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Someone's car has just had its window smashed by a falling tree branch.
The professional wordsmith who is currently working temporarily as a receptionist decided to inform the person with this email.

Subject: Car park, branch
Body: Can the person who owns the car with numberplate xxxxxx please come to reception, something has happened...
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

top work
vague yet menacing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

My employer takes on similar fuckwits
We have a secure car park and only certain people and cars are allowed access. Every permitted car has a numbered sticker displayed on the windscreen.

If the security muppets find someone parked in the wrong space, instead of just checking to see which employee has sticker number xxx and contacting them directly, they email everyone in the building instead. That's 500 emails instead of 1. Brilliant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

It's OK
One of SEPA's offices is on our business park. There is, no word of a lie, a large yellow sign in the entrance to the car park saying "warning - beware of moving vehicles"

In. The. Entrance. To. A. Car. Park.

This is why, as a country, we're not allowed nice things any more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

do you have to pay by the email these days?
bloody political correctness EU recession gone mad
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Oh Q, I didn't have to expect to spell this out for a man of your calibre
500 people all having to open an email that is only aimed at 1 of them. Bit of a waste of time for the other 499 isn't it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)

what? 5 seconds seeing an email they'll just delete
yes that's terrible, i honestly thought you were making a fairly valid comment about taking up room on a mail server

but 5 seconds looking at an email? yaw krazeh, biarch
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Oh dear Q
This happens several times a day - every day. Gets quite tiresome very quickly.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 16 Oct 2012, 18:09, Reply)

does she have a thing for misusing reflexive pronouns?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Who doesn't?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

myself.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I don't need to keep logging in and out anymore!

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Happy Days!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

best budz 4 lyf

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

All finished! What's going on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

hi naked ape
what's a heritage jacket?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Dunno, old school style I guess
Where's Barry when you need him eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)

gone forever cos he got bullied over his kleptomania
it's an illness, you know
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Better not extradite him then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:32, Reply)