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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Proudest MomentsWhen were you so proud you could burst?
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Note: Fingering of or by people not accepted.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:36,
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latest was 13 years ago)
When my brother got marriedbecause I looked so fucking good in my suit and shades. I was well proud.
He was ok, too.
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first time I DJd to a decent sized crowdGot cheered at the end. It was totes emosh.
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Was this not as they were glad you were finishedMuch like your Mum does
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:44,
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not at allThey'd thoroughly enjoyed the records I played.
I didn't start enjoying what I was doing until about an hour and a half in.
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It should probably be having a threesomebut I was strangely nonplussed by the whole thing
so I'm gonna go with that time I asked for a kebab with salad but no onions and it actually came without onions
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:41,
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Maybe you aren't as gay as you thought you were.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:42,
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He didn't specify who he had the threesome with(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:43,
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Don't think that's the case, I'm far gayer than I think I am(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:44,
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i am quite proud that my cum doesn't smell like the starchy aspargus/peas thing malc microwaves every daylouise says it smells jsut like her boyfriend's spunk and i think that's vile. mine's more of a nice, mild sushi smell
alt i have never been ashamed of anything i have done
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I'm confused nowLouise says your spunk smells like her boyfriends?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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Congratulations.There goes my egg mayo sandwich.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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sometimes Q,I'm just glad to know you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:00,
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mine smells like bleach and tears(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:27,
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Proudest: when my daughter was born.Most ashamed: when I couldn't get it up for your mum. The stink of piss just turned me off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:50,
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Have a shower beforehand then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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Where did this meme come from?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:54,
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it was in the thread someone asked 'what would you do with £500?'and he goes 'I'd spend it all on hookers and coke'
nuff said, really
EDIT www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1758901
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Erm, no I didn't say that.EDIT
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1758911
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:56,
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That was grey and white a minute ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:57,
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Thhs is the post.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1758901
It doesn't say that it is how I would spend the money myself. I don't do cocaine for that matter either.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:57,
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I made a suggestion that someone else should pay for a prostitute as a treat for themselves.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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Mini ape makes me proudI'm ashamed of being fingered by rob
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:00,
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I'm proud that my 5 year old daughter knew the flag of Peru(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:01,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:02,
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that's rob's national flaglike a triskelion of hairy ginger arms, each up to the wrist in a white child, a black child and an asian child.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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^ ThisIt is a constant source of pride and amazement to me how able and intelligent little tangle is, given what a prick his dad is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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despite having belonephobia I got a tat done.yeah, totally done it like a boss.
only passed out the once.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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It that when you are afraid of Blues Brothers?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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no, that's belushiphobia(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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no, kroney is just a prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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i didn't know thishas him being dumped and left alone for months at a time adversely affected you in some way?
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what? not sure I know what you're on about here q.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:14,
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kronely is a very sad and lonely figure with no girlfriend because he got dumped and wouldn't stop going on about ithow has he annoyed you?
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he hasn't just pointing something out.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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Why not? Are you embarrassed by it already?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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you're not getting a pic off me so you can wank over it,friend me on facebooks, it's there.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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Jimmy McScotchgaz me if you want an add you prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:15,
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I have bellendophobiaAnd yet I'm surrounded by them every time I come on here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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you could always fuck off to mumsnet.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:15,
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I applied.Apparently you have to be a mum or something to join in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:16,
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oh beth :( not even able to have any kids.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:17,
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I hope so.That's one STD I never want to get.
Actually, that implies I wouldn't mind getting any of the other STDs. This is definitely not the case.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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think you're safe there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21,
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to be fair mmpsthat is the least and most basic natural human function i female human can perform you should be able to expect
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actually it's pretty complextakes some people ages to get pregnant
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think localboy might have some "problems"(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:31,
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maybe rob fingered him so hard when he was a kid he snapped his ballbag(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Unless he's black. Don't forget Rob's a racist as well as a nonce, so he only fingers white kids.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:36,
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sorry battered but i don't think lying about other people on the internet is going to do you any favours when you pay for sex(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
did you catch them out with the old 'falling down the stairs' trick?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:56,
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when I played truant for two days and went to a rap-hop concertaka now
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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