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Tracey was upset today as she had a doctor's appointment
but the clinic had big windows and was right opposite some flats, and she was sat on a couch in a bra. I think maybe it wasn't a real doctors.

when was the last time you?

alt ginger sounds like finger doesn't it? funny how rob does both, you?

etc
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:56, 109 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I hope rob gets fingered while in jail, so he knows what all those kids he fingered went through.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
it's not the same unless you scale it up
he'd need to be fingered by a coal miner
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I hope a giant fingers rob. is that better?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
do giants exist?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Bobby exists

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
giant wasteband does nota giant make

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
It's funny you should ask
Only the other day I.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Cool story b

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
glad to hear it

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Or maybe she went to the best kind of doctors ever.
Did you ever think about that?

Also, what's this about Rob fingering kids?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
if i was her doctor i'd prescribe toplessness all year round
her arse is looking amazing today too.

Rob fingers kids, basically
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
:O No way!
I'd never have known Rob was a kid-nobber
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
we'll add it the very long list of things you don't know.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184

Police mistake blind man's stick for samurai sword, and taser him.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Rob's finger needs tasering.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Rob tasers kids

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
"A man carrying a samurai sword was later arrested on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly."
What was Monty doing in Lancashire?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i fell asleep have I missed anything
anyone fingered while I was away? Hands up, don't be shy
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I was forced to wear a bra at the doctors
and he touched in my special place. It made me feel fizzy.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I love playing doctors and nurses with you Stunned.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Yes, doctor

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Just now

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
dirty boy!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
it's proper fucking shit on here today

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
you love it

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
it's marginally less interesting than the break notice i am drafting
srsly
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
is it a document on intent to break dance?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Nowhere near as awesome
It's to do with Leases, phwooooar
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'm looking for some new shoes
I normally wear converse when being all casual like, but they are fuckin freezin in the winter. Not sure what else to get though...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
chop your feet off you ridiculous hipster.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I'm not the one with a battenburg cake tattooed on my arse cheek!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
No, you have a W on each of yours

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I love ananl sex and World of Warcraft, is that such a crime?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
For the ananl's, yes

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
shit, that'd be awesome!
wish I had that one :(
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
it's the only place i'd get a tattoo
i saw one that was a red handprint with the words "spank me daddy". what would you think if your partner whipped her kecks off and had that on her arse?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That she wanted her daddy to spank her?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
if it were on a bloke i would run a mile
even in my heels
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
there was also a dude who had an archway tattoo'd right around his barking spider
with the seven dwarfs (dwarves?) marching towards it.

why? whyyyyy?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
What kind of sicko would want battered and dozer indelibly inked onto their arse?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
who are the other five?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Rob's fingers

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
this needs many, many clicks

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
In case he wanted a high ho'?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
cor!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
you're shit

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
almost as shit as YOU
seen the gf yet?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
maybe she texted me and maybe she came round mine and maybe i'm seeing her tonight
casual, like
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I TOLD YOU SO
god if only lottery numbers were this predictable
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
a shag's a shag
and i'll be getting fed too, last week was just her rag week and i think she needed some cock to calm her down
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
translation:
you begged and pleaded until she agreed to see you?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i certainly didn't, i ignored her for a week and over the weekend got chatting to some other girls i wouldn't mind seeing

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Best of both worlds.
Well played.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
naaaaaaaaaaaaah
i'm no cheating scumbag, if i were single i'd love to go after a nice girl for a change

but i won't persue anyone else until old crazynuts is done with me
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
translation: i'm her little bitch

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
not true, it's always been a fairly casual relationship
with neither of us really committing, which is why every row basically ends it

but the sex is alright so we both end up coming back. don't you go projecting your own relationship fails on me
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
who's?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
anybody's

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I've just been to a funeral it was sad :(

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Who died? Anyone good?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Jimmy Saville

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
:( I loved "Smalltown Boy"

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I bet you did, you massive bender.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
NONCE ALERT

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This guy, he was only 27
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/nepal/9575037/Plane-crash-how-Everest-dream-ended-in-tragedy.html
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
poor kite or vulture

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
You're so edgy

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Thanks, I've lost some weight recently

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
You probably think this crash is about you

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
sh+

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Ben Ogden fingered kids

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You're like Naked Ape

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Harsh words.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
The harshest

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I think you mean sexiest

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
#wtn

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Jesus Christ man there's no need for that

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I think chompy is havinga sulk
I blame you
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I blame the fact I got two pints then had to come back to work and now have a conference call.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
poor you, I'm working from home, had chips for lunca nd then had a nap
it is quite cold though
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I think there should be a cheer up chompy thread :(

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Turn the heating on then.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
It'll warp his floorboards

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I bet they are only laminate.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
they are in this flat :(

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
lie-minate, more like
Eh?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Oh, BRAVO!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
yeah but I'm tight

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I blame the Jews

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
they do have a history of sulking

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Bet they're pissed off with the recent price hike for gas.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I'm feeling pretty smug about fixing my energy costs last month

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Thanks "Adolf"

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
You can still do it before the rise.
The British Gas cunts keep ringing me up.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
to moneysupermarket.com post haste!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
where are the local kids supposed to play football now?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
They can't play footie with Rob's fingers inside them.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
the crater?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Thay are only slum kids after all.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
show some respect q, this isn't a joke.
some poor kids lost their football pitch cause some cunt can't fly properly.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
it's not my fault the pilot was drinking to forget the time Rob fingered him as a kid

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
time for a new therad someone
I'm off to make a cup of tea, I expect a thread when I gt back
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
but i only just got here :(

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
where's my new thread?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
it's only you and me starting threads these days, NA
we should make our own website
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
will we have to fall from grace in a kiddy fingering scandel?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i'd never finger a kid
unless it was going to fuck me too, no point in just sticking to foreplay
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
only a child would do that!
I dun a new one Q and |I've 2.0 everyone so you and me can play together in perfect harmony
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
wkd

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)

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