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Tracey was upset today as she had a doctor's appointmentbut the clinic had big windows and was right opposite some flats, and she was sat on a couch in a bra. I think maybe it wasn't a real doctors.
when was the last time you?
alt ginger sounds like finger doesn't it? funny how rob does both, you?
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I hope rob gets fingered while in jail, so he knows what all those kids he fingered went through.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:58,
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it's not the same unless you scale it uphe'd need to be fingered by a coal miner
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I hope a giant fingers rob. is that better?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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It's funny you should askOnly the other day I.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:01,
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Or maybe she went to the best kind of doctors ever.Did you ever think about that?
Also, what's this about Rob fingering kids?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:01,
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if i was her doctor i'd prescribe toplessness all year roundher arse is looking amazing today too.
Rob fingers kids, basically
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:O No way!I'd never have known Rob was a kid-nobber
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:05,
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we'll add it the very long list of things you don't know.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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News linkwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184
Police mistake blind man's stick for samurai sword, and taser him.
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"A man carrying a samurai sword was later arrested on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly."What was Monty doing in Lancashire?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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i fell asleep have I missed anythinganyone fingered while I was away? Hands up, don't be shy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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I was forced to wear a bra at the doctorsand he touched in my special place. It made me feel fizzy.
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I love playing doctors and nurses with you Stunned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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it's marginally less interesting than the break notice i am draftingsrsly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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is it a document on intent to break dance?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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Nowhere near as awesomeIt's to do with Leases, phwooooar
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:37,
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I'm looking for some new shoesI normally wear converse when being all casual like, but they are fuckin freezin in the winter. Not sure what else to get though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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chop your feet off you ridiculous hipster.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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I'm not the one with a battenburg cake tattooed on my arse cheek!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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I love ananl sex and World of Warcraft, is that such a crime?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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shit, that'd be awesome!wish I had that one :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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it's the only place i'd get a tattooi saw one that was a red handprint with the words "spank me daddy". what would you think if your partner whipped her kecks off and had that on her arse?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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That she wanted her daddy to spank her?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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if it were on a bloke i would run a mileeven in my heels
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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there was also a dude who had an archway tattoo'd right around his barking spiderwith the seven dwarfs (dwarves?) marching towards it.
why? whyyyyy?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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What kind of sicko would want battered and dozer indelibly inked onto their arse?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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maybe she texted me and maybe she came round mine and maybe i'm seeing her tonightcasual, like
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I TOLD YOU SOgod if only lottery numbers were this predictable
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34,
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a shag's a shagand i'll be getting fed too, last week was just her rag week and i think she needed some cock to calm her down
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translation:you begged and pleaded until she agreed to see you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39,
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i certainly didn't, i ignored her for a week and over the weekend got chatting to some other girls i wouldn't mind seeing(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
naaaaaaaaaaaaahi'm no cheating scumbag, if i were single i'd love to go after a nice girl for a change
but i won't persue anyone else until old crazynuts is done with me
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
not true, it's always been a fairly casual relationshipwith neither of us really committing, which is why every row basically ends it
but the sex is alright so we both end up coming back. don't you go projecting your own relationship fails on me
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Who died? Anyone good?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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I bet you did, you massive bender.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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This guy, he was only 27 www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/nepal/9575037/Plane-crash-how-Everest-dream-ended-in-tragedy.html
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You probably think this crash is about you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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Jesus Christ man there's no need for that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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I think chompy is havinga sulkI blame you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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I blame the fact I got two pints then had to come back to work and now have a conference call.(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
poor you, I'm working from home, had chips for lunca nd then had a napit is quite cold though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28,
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It'll warp his floorboards(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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I'm feeling pretty smug about fixing my energy costs last month(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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You can still do it before the rise. The British Gas cunts keep ringing me up.
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where are the local kids supposed to play football now?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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show some respect q, this isn't a joke.some poor kids lost their football pitch cause some cunt can't fly properly.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39,
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it's not my fault the pilot was drinking to forget the time Rob fingered him as a kid(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
time for a new therad someoneI'm off to make a cup of tea, I expect a thread when I gt back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:54,
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it's only you and me starting threads these days, NAwe should make our own website
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will we have to fall from grace in a kiddy fingering scandel?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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i'd never finger a kidunless it was going to fuck me too, no point in just sticking to foreplay
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only a child would do that!I dun a new one Q and |I've 2.0 everyone so you and me can play together in perfect harmony
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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