There is a girl on jeremy kyle who's mum pushed her towards smack and prostertution.
But the girl's boyfriend said he woke up to his mum's mouth around his cock.

There's some proper wankbank going on for later
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

wait, his mum was sucking him off, or her smack prostitute mum was sucking him off?

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

No her mum wasn't a smack prozzie, she was a smack prozzie.
Her mum was a dirty ho who made her daughter a smack prozzie.

But I'm unsure as to whether it was the boyfriends mum who sucked him off or the smack prozzies mum who was doing the sucking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

that's the only bit that's confused me
he said his mum sucked him off, but she seems peripheral to the original story
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I'm sure her mum was a smack prozzy too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

that was the assumption i made, superfly just can't read between the lines

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

The girlfriend's smack-tart mum was sucking him off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I'm glad this has been clarified.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

thanks, i feel better now
it wouldn't be very nice if there was incest at breakfast
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

It's more of a lunchtime kind of thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

it's a lot like Ginsters in that respect

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You're sick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I've had ginsters for breakfast before
It's alright at the time, but it usually makes me feel a bit sick afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

give incest a try and report back on whether that makes you feel sick too

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

The marks'n'sparks by the hospital has a deli section, where they have things like fresh pasta and rotissory chickens, and they do this saussage roll right.
And this saussage roll, I swear man, I've never had anything like it. I don't really eat pastry, especially savory, but these saussage rolls are fucking amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

fucking hell gonz, there's proper porn online you know.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Especially since he's got a tablet pc.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

You can get a flesh light attachment for them now
And specific porn so it looks like your actually having sex, Gonz could lose half of his virginity!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

It would just grow back again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Unlike your foreskin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure why you think thats a diss.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I dont, just pointing it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

That's the only thing you've managed to point out.
*starting the rumour that you have errection problems.*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

How does that work then?
You can just see either the small of someones back or a stomach? Does it pan up if you lift the tablet up and show you some tits?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Dunno the details soz
I guess you shake it to jizz or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

The wikipedia page for Gonzo Pornography
contains several NSFW images that should alleviate your curiosity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Oh man, technically, you could make it so as you pan the tablet around, it changes the viewpoint of the video so you're looking at different sections of the virtual body.
But then you run into problems with the attachment of the phsyical device; the tablet would be too heavy to hold one handed like that for an extended period of time. The new formfactor coming out next week, the "iPad Mini" would be better suited. Or I guess you could create some kind of one-handed case for the iPad itself. Naturally the second hand would hold the device itself. You've also got problems with Apple's move to Lightining connectors instead of the old 'Dock' connector - The conversion process with adaptors are not compatitble with all hardware; especially unofficall hardware and apple would never sancton such a device. Lighining development TOS requires lisance too, which would cause production issues.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You want those google glasses that Sergey Brin wears

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

it's even named after him

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)