I'm spending the day in bed watching war films.
What's the best war film ever?

Alt: fuck off hippy.

{MOD EDIT: This thread is shit, avoid at all costs.}
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:42, 72 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is ace.
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(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

No.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Boss Nigger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Platoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

shit
way7 too much feeling bad and not enough machinegunning gerry
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Poor Dr McCann
Hasn't he suffered enough?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

nope, never

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

That's Catholics for ya

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Star Wars

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

sci fi pants

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

List of films thread

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Oh no hang on a minute that's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

your shit

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I like God Of War.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Yes!
although nick cage it a tosser.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

isn't that lord of war?

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

probably,

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

now watching Dogs of war

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Nah' mate, you've gone too far, should have stopped at 'bloke'.
Surely you saw 'pleb' on the way down to 'dog' and thought you might be going down a peg or two too much?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Oh yes, God Of War is the video game. Which I also like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I knew what you menat Gonz.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Around the World in 80 Days

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

War of the Roses

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Evelyn Waugh

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

War Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Tricky, there's a few good ones
Full Metal Jacket
Battle of Midway
Guns of Navarone
A Bridge Too Far
the first hour of Saving Private Ryan
Battle Of The Bulge
The Cruel Sea

Depends what you find most interesting / compelling etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I started on The Cruel Sea today
might do Kellys heros for some light relief
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I'd avoid the ones that imply the Yanks did it all
U-571 for a start.

Das Boot is good, if you have plenty of time.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

yeea, fucking yanks.
wost thing about not makinjg our own filums any more..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Eagle has Landed
Longest Day
Cross of Iron
Where Eagles Dare
You Are Bent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I have all of these
except the last one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

IMDB says you played the starring role.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

War-k his way by Aerosmith vs RUN DMC

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

war-t's eating gilbert grape?

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Mad Max, Road Warrior

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

HoWARd's End

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

What's the one where Sylvester Stallone plays football against Nazis?
That one.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Sex and the City

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

HomeWARd Bound

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Warl Street

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

War
Starring Jet Li
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I now pronounce you chuck and larry

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Ferngully

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Stop or my mom will shoot

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

....Quim all over your face like spiderman shooting from the hip.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

What's the best baked potato filling to eat while watching a war film?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

cheese and bacon, little bit of butter
bosh
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Platoona mayo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Blue cheese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

baked (Mr) bean (s)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

is that a war film, monty?

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Yes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

LIAR

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That film with the wicker man about the ed war and woo war

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Save the Last Lance (Corporal)

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

WARLL-E

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Brideshead Revisted
by Evelyn something
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I'm glad no one has said Star Wars.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

:(

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

KLAXON SOUND

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Not that I'm aware of what a klaxon is

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

it's a big viking horn

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Er...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1763372
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

OK, shit thread
I reaally want to delete it now, but I'm trying to be good...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

The WARner Bros

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

War of the Worlds

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

WARk the Line

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

War, Lies and Videotape

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Trevor FUCKING Nelson

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

pisswankcumbollockfuck

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

sorry, got a bit carried away there

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Escape to Victory

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

A friend of mine is considering joining the priesthood,
please help me with some reasons why he shouldn't.
The misguided bugger.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

What is his favourite war film?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The Old Dear Hunter?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Tell him not to do it, because the white collar so close to his face will make his teeth look even more yellow.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I don't understand this.
Sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

that's ok,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

ZULU!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Afrika Bambaataa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

*waves spear threateningly*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Is this cunt stealing my schtick?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Saw something vaguely foreign sounding, thought it might have been one of my drumming circle pals.
As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Seems like your knowledge of Universal Zulu Nation founder Afrika Bambaataa could do with a little brushing up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Kelly's Heroes,
Anyway, about that last thread, if Jimbo is still around, I do vote, every time i can, but I increasingly feel that there is so much bullshit surrounding politics now, that it is almost imposible to make a properly informed choice as to who is the best party for my personal situation. And I'm getting fed up with it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

You should vote - especially considering what you do!
And give them hell for it. If there's a seat that's marginal, you have the power to influence things - let the prospective MPs know that. E.g., if I was living in the same area as I was at the last election, next election I'd paint a sign saying 'I'm not voting Tory because 'so-and-so' is never available to listen to my views' or something like that - I'd enjoy being creative about it!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I can't really put political slogans on the pub,
and my house is in the safest seat ever made.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

You're in Cameron country, aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

well, his constituency is in Oxfordshire yeah, but nowehre near me,
but as a county it's pretty divided. I live around the corner from the Liberal Democrats Club.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I like that one with the Horse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Trainspotting?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Gallopoli.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Oof

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

+H

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Too slow, Chomp

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

National Velvet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Remains of the Neigh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Animal Farm

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Blazing Saddles?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Fiddler on the Hoof?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

With Linda Lovelace in it?
yeah that was really good
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Fetlock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Seven Bridles for Seven Brothers?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Manes, Trains & Automobiles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

The Fet Locker?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Some Like it Trot?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Stirruptease?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Farrier From the Madding Crowd?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Equus?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Things to do in Denver Whinny're Dead?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Star Trek: First contact.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Starship Troopers

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

shit

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Anything with Christopher WARlken

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

did b3th really edit this thread?
if so, i love her
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Nope, it's CQ being wakki

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

awh, man

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Come and See

( WormuIus, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Ancient history: The 300.
Pre-WW1: Charge Of The Light Brigade.
WW1: Paschendale.
WW2: Stalingrad.
Post WW2: Apocalypse Now.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)