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Alternative morning thread.
Boredom. If you're bored, you don't really have a life, please discuss.
Alt, what are you doing on B3TA, if you're not really bored/tossing it off?
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04, 118 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I like calling people a prick or a wanker.
prick.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I'm never bored
I'm always too fucking busy

I like b3ta - it is a dose of insanity to help me through the day
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah, pretty much.
B3TA is nice, it makes me happy.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
this^
I read 100's of tedious emails a day and need a little light relief
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Is that a polite term for masturbation?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
yes
yes it is
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Eh? What utter tosh.
What if you 'have a life' and yet there are aspects of it which are boring? I would imagine this is the case for pretty much everyone. For example Keith Richards might be said to 'have a life', and yet sitting around in planes and hotels is fucking boring.

I put it to you that SHUT UP, DON'T TALK SHIT.

Alt: I am bored to fucking tears, OK?
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
You are boring me to tears, fo' sho

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Hardly the kind of reply I would expect from the Kofi Annan of Off Topic.
FOR SHAME.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Kofi Annan has left the sportcow building this week

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Good riddance, fucking holier-than-thou nignog bastard.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
He's left already
/seinfeld
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Are you repeating yourself?
Are you repeating yourself?
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
YES.
Yes.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I heard that pardon.
1980s comedy reference.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
That must mean that I am Keith Richards, right?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Have you fallen out of any trees recently?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Em-Vee lolz

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
NSFW.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Keith_RichardsCLOSE_UP.jpg
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I reckon most people posting on here are bored and skiving at work
Whereas you appear to be skiving from your life.
Now THAT is boredom.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I update spreadsheets all day tangles.
calling people a wanker here is preferable.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Updating a spreadsheet sounds fascinating.
Please tell us more. What programme do you use? Are you Windows or Apple? Are you a wacky Linux person?
We really need to know.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
get fucked

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
alright?
Nice work on the Restaurant story you guys.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Last night I was terribly bored.
That was not because I didn't have a life it's because I don't have any money.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I shaved my head with my beard trimmers to cut into the boredom

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
you should be a stripper, they make loads.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I know, I'm a sponger :(

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
last night i learned to play highway to hell
it goes A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
or something

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Have you got that new guitar game thing, or is this for realz?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
this is for realz
although my brother wants his guitar back so i might have to buy my own
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I've got an acoustic you can have.
I have three all of which were free, and I don't ever play any of them.

You cover the postage and as T La Rock said on the first ever release on Def Jam - 'It's Yours'.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Can we not have a guitar auction to raise funds for my campaign?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
How much is in the campaign fund so far?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
£5000 raised by selling the movie rights to Psychochomp with a vengeance

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
yeah we'll make up some shit and say paul maccartney wiped his cock on it or something

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
YEAH NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR MY KIND OFFER OR ANYTHING FFS

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
thanks but you can shove your gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
That's rather my attitude.
I'm not really the 'Twang Club' type.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Hey, I'll have you know the Twang Club are totally aware of themselves and they're being shit ironically.
Don't be a cunt.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
SOZ 'TWANG CLUB'

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
you just admitted you like shoving gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Perhaps Battsy can write a graphic stoary about this.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
just you wait

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
He's been taking lessons from AL in the THANKYOU.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
SO IT SEEMS.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
this has gone over my head
what?
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Al asked for holiday advice on where to go in New York.
Battered sent him some via Gaz, al thanked him.
BUT NOT ENOUGH!
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
i feel bad for bullying battered now
he obviously has developmental problems
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Yeah OK.
Maybe if we all signed it that would up the bidding price?
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
"been in montys house for a prolonged period, probably drugs inside"

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
You think he won't check it first?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Yeah durr.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
"boring people are bored"
alt: b3ta helps me between tasks, as i need to get my head out of one file and into another.

b3ta has ruined my innocent little mind though. i ordered a jumper fwhich had a cat on it - not a fluffy kittum, but a quirky sparkly little thing. in the picture it looked like a normal jumper. it's actually more of a sweater-dress. which is fine, except that the cat is kind of... lower down than i thought. now i think it will have to go back for being unsuitable. clearly the innocent people who designed it have much cleaner minds than i do.

and for those who are looking for a bit of boredom, you can always read the above.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I can clearly see your pussy lols

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Sparkly pussy
vajazzlols
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
this sounds like the girl equivalent of a wolf t-shirt

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
i think it's more tragic than that

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
three wolves howling at the moon, with japanese writing?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
it's a sparkly cat slapped right over my crotch
i don't think it gets any worse, however many lonely wolves howl at the bitter moon on anyone else's chest
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
jesus christ swipey.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
it's joe brown
it looked cute on the model. gah.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Apparently I missed something yesterday on here while I was out having a life and spending time with my family.
I am on here because the telly is broken and I wanted to see what you shut ins were doing.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
thank god you're ok

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I was worried he might have flown to ozland to make his sick fantasy a reality

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Yeah I wasn't buying that 'Poland' smokescreen for a second

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Hey, it's okay, I'm alright. De-stress everyone.
Besides. between my mother, my 6' brother, and my boxing classes, I think I'm good.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
could you fly over here and stoop down to punch battered in the face?

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
nah, can't be stuffed.
I could knee him in the face though.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
that'll do it.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
There was a fan fiction story about you having a wank.
it was pretty creepy, sooooo buisness as usual I suppose.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Sounds like it.

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I've done a new thread all the cool kids are going to be there!

(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

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