I'm bored.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:10, 89 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah.
But I'm boring, innit.

Woss doin, kidder?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Allo
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Awright?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Fine, thanks. You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Been better, but I'll live.



Hah, and the say the art of conversation is dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:17, Reply)

They lie. Tis a conspiracy.

Sad news today, though. Michael Marra, possibly the only decent thing to come out of Dundee other than the A90, died today.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:19, Reply)

NOTHING good has ever come out of Dundee
with the possible exception of DC Thompson.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Aaagggh. Wash your mouth out. DC Thompson are the very worst of Dunday "journalism." They have managed to destroy our once barely adequate press. Our morning paper had a special offer on makky-on bronze models of the feckin' Broons and Oor Wullie.

I've gazzed them a life size model of My Willie. Tak that, fekkers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Hay b3th, have you tried that new Dairy Milk Bubbly? I fucking love that stufff

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Wot ruby have you ordered. Extra points if you make me salivate.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Chicken Naga
Special Rice
Plain Naan
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:20, Reply)

+2

Is it an Andrex in the fridge job, or mild with nuts?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Hopefully, it'll be red hot.
I've got a cold and I reckon a hot curry will sort me out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Nothing like running from both ends.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I get the endorphines theory.
But I can't get past that "My body is firing pain signals to my brain implying that this is not what my body wants". But saying that, I'll happily eat a big bowl of deep fried potato knowing I'm going to throw it up later, but that gives me nausia rather than pain.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Rice AND naan?
There's posh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I've just eaten my chicken naga
And I'm sweating like a 1970s Radio 1 DJ who is under investigation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Jimmy Young?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Who knows.
They were probably all at it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

"wot's the recipe today, Jim?"

"Fuck knows, get yer cock out."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)

om nyom nyom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Do you do any work WP?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)

what's that supposed to mean?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

You seem to be able to post when the pub is open!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)

have a look at how much i post on Friday or saturday,
or most evenings.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I'm pulling your leg!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:55, Reply)

please don't insult what I do.
it's all I have. I've sacrificed a normal social life, most luxuries, any semblance of a sleep pattern, basic liver function, and my sanity for this. I love it, I'm good at it, but I'm a bit precious.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I'm not insulting you.
*Waits to be told I can help myself to the salad cart*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Ha
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:05, Reply)

barred.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:07, Reply)

hahaha
*Nicks a load of glasses*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:09, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Well let me back in!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)

No ashtrays anymore, either. Cunts.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Well they'll be sorry when I lift the patio furniture.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I don't know whats in that Red Devil sauce or the little pot of Jack Daniels sauce*, but I susspect it involves crack and MSG in equal quantities.

* which is NOTHING like the stuff you can buy in the shops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Go to a Harvester.
Hit the salard cart, get a bowl of bacon bites, cover it in red devil sauce, add a few bits of pineapple - and then just order a starter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Hah, thats exactly the resturant I was thinking of.
Don't forget the crunchy onion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Go as many times as you like Gonz!
And don't forget the free re-fils on the soft drinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Kindda around.
You alright Jeff?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Good thanks Gonz.
How is the kitchen coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Pretty good,
Monday it got ripped out down to the pipes, tuesday the power sockets got doubled, lowered and put in place. Today all the units got made up. Thursday is a day off. Friday the chippy comes in who'll be able to cut the units up properly and put them in place, maybe do the work surfices too.... I donno whats happening next week but its all coming along.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Nice!
What will be the first meal you cook in it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I've not even thought about it, it'll be entirely new, oven, fridge, freezer, dishwasher... only thing I'm keeping is pots'n'pans, cultery'n'crockery, knives'n'tools.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Get a takeaway.
That'll show EVERYONE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I've been rocking some amazing prawns recently, proper three-biters, from the fishmongers near my docs.
I've perfected how to cook them now, in the shell with heads on, I swear I dont' know whats better, the meat or the bit inside it's head, this is gonna sound grim but I suck on the leg and head bits and the flavour and texture is unbelieable.... it's got the consistancy of a paste but a really intense flavour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)

yup
I just went to the shops. It was a fascinating time of adventure and excitement. No..wait...that was a different time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)

What did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)

apples
tomatoes
blueberries
ricotta
olive oil
beef mince
etc.
...
..
.

really don't think you'd want my whole shopping list
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:55, Reply)

No unicorn horns or squeezed rainbow juice?

I'm disappointed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:57, Reply)

they were fresh out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

You should have got some ice cream.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:57, Reply)

nope
still obeying the lord dictator Tesco
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

How is the overlord that is Tesco rewarding you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I get thinner

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Fair enough.
Happy with how it's going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)

yeah
I actually eat nicer food and feel less hungry than I used to, which is weird. Have to buy new clothes soon, though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Buying new clothes is great.
It's one of my favourite things to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

i don't
specially since I ought to be even smaller in a few months time. This is just new clothes to stop me pulling my trousers up all the time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Well good for you all the same.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Wait - you're turning into a hobbit? I demand pictures of your hairy feetses, oh yes.

Unfortunately, I predict a diet.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Kaiser Chiefs less successful....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I'll set 'em up etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:21, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Marks'n'sparks alterm season has some fantastic stuff this year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:22, Reply)

1% providing you let them track your every move.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:17, Reply)

club-card-tastic!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I heard that clubcards
were started because some dude blackmailed Tescos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I didn't hear that.
I heard something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)

that was just the water pipes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Toilet ghost shivers
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Blueberries, ricotta, honey, diced apple, sprinkle some cereal if you've got any.... you got yourself an unexpected ermm.... meal? dish? something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:59, Reply)

sounds yummy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)

No
Looks like they've all gone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:37, Reply)

You'd think that...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Alright Jeff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Ill mate.
I've got a cold. Fair slayed me it has.

Problem is that I've slept on and off all day so I'm not snoozey now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:46, Reply)

'm certain that booze is the answer.
You could dose up on zinc and vitamin C, but at best that is only a bit likely to reduce the life span of a cold.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I had a hot curry earlier.
And I'm going to make a hot chocolate in a minute.

I just want to be back in work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Work don't want you back
I heard they said you were less popular than swipes flaps.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:02, Reply)

They fuckin' love me!
If I got sick pay, I'd milk this for the rest of the week!

Training for any more jogathons at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I'm doing on in Brighton in February
But I need new trainers and I've not started training yet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)

How far is it?
(The jogging thing, not your geograpic distance from Brighton).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)

13.2 miles, and about 92 miles by motorway if you're interested

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)

That's a long way to run.
(Both distances).

You running solo or taking your West Country based jogging partner along for the run?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I am taking both the Bristol based former terrorist
her short arsed hairy husband, and DiT.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Well, if you want any spectators, I might - depending on other things
Bring the Doris along and have a weekend on the coast. (She has been known to mention you in conversation).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 23:27, Reply)