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quick play dead(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:27,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm glad I was able to liven up your shit threadby turning it onto a 'pick on b3th' session.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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This is all well and goodbut who's going to pick up the pieces when my meds fail to kick in and I head to KFC?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32,
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Is that 'aw' as in 'sympathetic noise'or 'anotherwanker'? Because honestly, I think I'd rather be committed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34,
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I will, b3th.Don't you listen to these awful people. If you need a cuddle - any time - I'll be on the next train down. We can pop on a bit of Wogan and get mad busy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43,
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YOU REALLY MEAN 'ARSE'!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44,
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I wouldn't if I were youI heard she couldn't reach properly so it never really gets wiped.
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I have some vomit in my mouth after reading that. Thanks a bunch.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47,
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he hider inside a bigger rapist?what does psychochomp have to say about this?
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is the bigger rapist inside a van?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47,
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Oh a height 'joke'.How original.
You fucking cretin.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41,
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you should write a story about him having a wank, that'll learn him(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
"...and Naked Ape contorted about the bed as his semi squirted fathoms of white juice all over his He-Man bedsheets, spattering the walls and his signed Jimmy Osmond photo with his fresh, hot semen"(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I'd click "I like this" but I don't want to give the wrong impression(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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I'd rather not if you don't mind.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44,
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Nakers' heavy Neanderthal brow furrowed with concentration, his tongue hanging out like that of a cross-eyed bulldog locked in a Range Rover on a hot day, whilst his simian digits flailed helplessly around his nipple-sized acorn-cock. He wailed like a Downser with a dropped ice cream as he fumbled gradually towards the balsamics. Grunting with ever-increasing urgency, his over-long hairy arm became a blur, and his bleating hit the upper registers.
Then it all seemed to happen at once, as first a tortured, whining fart and then an oily, otter-like stool flew from his distended anus, splattering every seat within a six foot radius of where he sat on the bus.
'Don't do that, dear', said his mum slash wife, dabbing a foetid mixture of ordure and semen from the back of the man in front's coat. 'It's not your birthday 'til tomorrow'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48,
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well I don't know about you but I could cut glass right now.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49,
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Like Bravo Two Zero it get's better with every read(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53,
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actually i think it was better without the last paragraph(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54,
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actually fuck off you bent spastic(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:57,
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I will do just that, as i'm off home and to the pub, bye bye(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:59,
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the less succesful follow-up to "pop-up pirate"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46,
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