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 Wankers.
	Wankers.I saw Muse at the o2 on Friday, they were very good, but I don't really like the O2.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 i might be on telly next week
	i might be on telly next weeki'll try to drop a few campaign promotions
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
 the beeb want a statement on some travellers we're evicting
	the beeb want a statement on some travellers we're evictingno-one in the office wants to do it, i don't want to do it.
i might force Sue as she's more aesthetic than the rest of us
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
 Speaking of which,  the guy that owns Dale Farm is going to give all the land back to the travellers
	Speaking of which,  the guy that owns Dale Farm is going to give all the land back to the travellersin protest at the piss poor lack of action by Basildon Council. All that fuss and expense to get rid of them for nothing.
I find this quite amusing.
Edit: THat wasn't really directed at you, it's just you reminded me of it. Not with what you said, just whenever I think of you I picture a pikey.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
 Didn't he want to get rid of them in the first place?
	Didn't he want to get rid of them in the first place?Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face. Jesus.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
 man sue looks tight today
	man sue looks tight todayshe just walked in, fitted black jacket, tight little jeans and a white cardi. man she's one skinny bitch.
face like a sammiad, but you still would
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
 I want to ask what's a sammiad
	I want to ask what's a sammiadBut I'm afraid the response will be "He's-a 'ad-a Rigatoni!"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
 I think he means the thing from 5 Children and It
	I think he means the thing from 5 Children and ItWhich is a pretty obscure reference.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
 which reminds me
	which reminds meYou know Libby off Neighbours? If you do an image search for Kym Valentine, you should find the shoot she did for some sort of Australian version of FHM or sutin.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
 Maybe fifteen years ago when she was actually on Neighbours.
	Maybe fifteen years ago when she was actually on Neighbours.I can't imagine she's much cop now, though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
 I've got the new Xcom I downloaded it last night.
	I've got the new Xcom I downloaded it last night.So tonight I'll be ignoring my girlfriend to play it. Who want's to have one of my squad members named after them?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
 I'm going to make you my first soldier and deliberatly run you right into UFOs
	I'm going to make you my first soldier and deliberatly run you right into UFOs(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
 :'(
	:'(I got Mass Effect 3 yesterday. It looks very good indeed so far. Bit action-heavy though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
 I enjoyed it, I made my person a woman who looks like she's got downs.
	I enjoyed it, I made my person a woman who looks like she's got downs.I'm very witty.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
 I really liked the first two
	I really liked the first twoLooking forward to seeing how 3 pans out. My male Shepard is a Sentinel and very much plays by his own rules. Alien chicks dig him.
I had to delete my female Shepard's profile because my HDD was too full :'(
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
 I think I did too.
	I think I did too.ME1 was ambitious but flawed. I think with 2 they were trying to move it away from being too bent in an SF Babylon 5 style and brought in better combat. I prefer combat to dialogue branching.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
 I don't rename my soldiers as the random generator's pretty good.
	I don't rename my soldiers as the random generator's pretty good.For example, I have a Swede called Thor. He's a Heavy. Seems appropriate.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
 Have you completed it yet?
	Have you completed it yet?I'm thinking of playing it on classic difficulty, ironman. But I think that may be a bit too much for me.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
 Not yet
	Not yetI've had eight games on classic difficulty fail. I'm doing well now, though. I'm not on Ironman either, I luvz mai relodez.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
 She's too busy supporting an awesome "football" team
	She's too busy supporting an awesome "football" teamand going to see concerts.
Though I'm concerned that her concert might be cancelled.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
 put some chords to this
	put some chords to this "We live in a valley between some mountains so if we get a storm there's nowhere for it to go so we will flood, hopefully we don't get a tornado because its going to bounce around until it dies"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
 I shall be praying to the great sky wizard that I odn't believe in that you and all your family and friends remain okay.
	I shall be praying to the great sky wizard that I odn't believe in that you and all your family and friends remain okay.(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
 shit. I decide to come join this thread, and I turn up at the same time as ^that^
	shit. I decide to come join this thread, and I turn up at the same time as ^that^This will do nothing for my reputation.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
 Is Jenny Bond related to the band James of 'Oh sit down' fame?
	Is Jenny Bond related to the band James of 'Oh sit down' fame?not that i'm aware of, sorry
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
 you could have asked about everybody's bowel movements
	you could have asked about everybody's bowel movementsuploaded a link of yourself farting and posted pictures of numerous festering turds.... and it still wouldn't be as shit as this thread.
you shit.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 someone got some this weekend then
	someone got some this weekend thenyou scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 which is yet another sleight at you being a scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey
	which is yet another sleight at you being a scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
 oh bazinga off
	oh bazinga offand ferret around your mental girlfriend's dusty minge
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
 Of course it'll be in the way
	Of course it'll be in the wayTell the stupid Yank bint to grow up
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
 she's not american, naked ape
	she's not american, naked apeplease stop getting so upset about my girlfriend's joke about how she might wear a hat in a cinema, i don't think i can take this today
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
 there there Q
	there there QI just can't be bothered with wakki halloween dressing up that's all.
I'm sure "one tit Tammy" is lovely in real life
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
 it's just a bit of fun, each to their own
	it's just a bit of fun, each to their ownshe's not, she's a right horrible cow
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
 we are not having pizza whenever you like, my little west london sex god
	we are not having pizza whenever you like, my little west london sex god(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
 Lets not have some tonight as I'm really tired and fancy an early night
	Lets not have some tonight as I'm really tired and fancy an early night(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
 i am at a debate in westminster tonight
	i am at a debate in westminster tonightabout whether osborne is doing a good job or not. alistair darling is in favour, which is surprising. so yes, we can not have pizza tonight.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
 I'm not really surprised he's in favour
	I'm not really surprised he's in favourthe more Osborne demonstrates he's an innumerate fucktard the better Darling looks in comparison.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
 If you wait a minute I think Stunned might post something about me teaching Dogma to first years.
	If you wait a minute I think Stunned might post something about me teaching Dogma to first years.Which I still don't understand.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
 haha i think my friend got it wrong - i think it's "osborne is doing a shit job" and that's why darling is in favour
	haha i think my friend got it wrong - i think it's "osborne is doing a shit job" and that's why darling is in favourblogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/10/george-osborne-isnt-working-we-need-a-plan-b/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
 also this
	also thisblogs.spectator.co.uk/steerpike/2012/10/jimmy-savile-is-innocent/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
 When a B3tan makes a knob of his or self off board,
	When a B3tan makes a knob of his or self off board,Is it right to spill the beans and rub their noses in it?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
 i was on his side the whole time
	i was on his side the whole timei reckon stunned GAVE him the pills but forgot all about it
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
 i bet he did that thing where he put the pill on the end of his tongue and made barry snog him
	i bet he did that thing where he put the pill on the end of his tongue and made barry snog him(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
 haha!
	haha!i am so oblivious to drug culture, this has truly made my day
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
 Some of us have been raised from the gutter.
	Some of us have been raised from the gutter.How much are you willing to pay?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
 not worth it then, it's probably just battered fucking underage prostitutes again
	not worth it then, it's probably just battered fucking underage prostitutes again(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
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