Who is he worst B3tan you've met in real life?
Who is currently the biggest cunt you know and why?

alt: fucking fish fingers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:27, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The Stig.
But that's probably only because I was too drunk to remember meeting Edmund.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)

what was wrong with him?
We need details man!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:31, Reply)

He didn't want to refer to people by their b3ta names as he didn't want people to think we had all met online

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)

And anyone that didn't agree with him was racist.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Wormulus
Creepy little fucker.

IRL: I'm struggling to thinkof any, seems I don't know any cunts. Guess that means it"s me, right?

Alt: I like fish finger sandwiches, but it'ms sossij night tonight. :)))
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

i hve heard this from elsewhere
i want sausages, but can't find my wallet so will have to raid the fridge for fish fingers :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Wormulus.
Followed by Kitty O'Dullcunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:34, Reply)

She made nice cupcakes
but she is fucking tard
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Best food at a bash brought along by a B3tan has to be Bryan's salt beef sandwiches.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

No, it's Clendrix's bacon and cheese scones.
She only makes them if you're running a half marathon.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Does she dangle them in front of you when you hit mile 11 and struggle for pace?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

No, in that situation I emply a CHCB to shout at me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Having completed the Great North Run twice, the last time being in 2006 I watch it every year and wish I could do it again
Couldn't run for a bus at the moment.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Berk made nice cakes
And scones.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Berk does make nice cakes, however those sandwiches are superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

2 votes for Wormulous
no wonder he wears scarves indoors there is a chill wind blowing his way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Alt: last night in Poland tonight until the next trip in 2 weeks, so smoked garlic sausage. Fantastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

I loved Every single one of them

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

You even kissed and made up with Darth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

darths a nice guy
massive bender obvz but a nice guy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

This is true.
On both counts
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

He always seemed perfectly nice on here
But you two didn't exactly get along
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I've only met 2 b3tans, both were lovely.
Also, both know where I work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:37, Reply)

i don't think any were particularly unpleasant
this, I assume means they are all closet murderers who are adept at covering up their psychotic tendencies at least for a couple of hours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

a guy at the pub,
Who sometimes mutters in to his pint, and seems to have no friends, was shouting something about Jack the Ripper outside the post office. I'm concerned for my safety if he comes in tonight.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Monty?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Nah,
He was in last week. Told me he loved me and smelt like pear drops.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:11, Reply)

More deletion. Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Fucks sake, it's starting to annoy me now
B3th should actually do something with her mod powers and ban shit puppet accounts like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Agreed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I say make her face a vote of no confidence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:49, Reply)

who deleted what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Some new sock who has taken Boyce's name keeps posting and then deleting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

nah, don't believe you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I deleted everything
Then flounced.

Do keep up
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Don't take that tone with me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:53, Reply)

sowwwy Windy!
:(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:56, Reply)

fish finger sandwiches
were our traditional post party food while at uni. I could do with some about now. nom.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:50, Reply)

You need more sausage in your life.
But you already know that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

damn right I do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

i need about 6 at least to sate my appetite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

but only 4 fit in a sandwich
you'd have to make one and a half sandwiches and that way lies madness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Put 8 in and double up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

i'd have to disjoint my jaw to eat it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I used to totally manage 6
Had to cut two of them in half mind
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Im gonna need a diagram

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:24, Reply)

BelladonnaAnodyne.
Like a female version of Piston, but more deluded and a much bigger hypocrite.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:25, Reply)

still lol at her unemployability
Does she put her pointless blog on her CV? I bet she does.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I fucking hate that guy with the hair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I'm genuinely struggling to think of one I disliked, I even got on with Woodside (which I never would have expected)
There was one guy that showed up absolutely shitfaced to a Manchester bash, but I can't remember his name for the life of me.

Probably the guy that stole from me.

Alt: Fucking delicious, white bread, ketchup, ace. 3rd best sandwich there is.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Oh god, I don't know if this is creepy or not or whatever
But I was on the train standing next to this pretty girl and I was thinking "She looks quite nice, you should strike up a conversation, she might be interesting" and I was watching "Elementry" (shurlock homles) on her and spot the engadgment ring so don't think anything of it and go back to my telly.

I didn't think much of it, I then spot a seat, and I sit down, and I open a packet of crisps and notice I'm sitting next to another girl, this time no ring. She was reading a book*, and I'm just about to offer a crisp when I notice the crisps are called "Cheesy Moments", and I start to laugh to myself**. She then gets up to go, so I get up so she doens't have to climb over me, and she's waiting for me to get off, so I say "After you", it was then I saw her face and her for the first time and oh my dayz, she was stunningly beutiful, so I wished her a good evening and she says 'thank you' and has this smile that made me dumstruck and then the doors close. I should have blurted out a website where she can find me or something.

This week, should I find myself sitting next to a pretty girl without a ring, I'm strike up a conversation, see if I can get some dinner or something.

*.... for the record, I thought of about 3/4 of this in retrospect. still in shurlock holmes mode, but can't remember the author/title, so not a good one.... but she had a book and not a kindle so she doens't care about tech, AND/OR, its a well loved book because there were dog-ears in pages she hadn't read yet; book was female in nature so from a collegue or friend. Works in Moorgate because that is where the train came from, probably one of the financials around there. Her clothes imply an office, but not front-desk or customer-facing as all the offices around there that require such a thing wear suites. Possibly a recruiter; above average but not high pay.

**....thinking this would be an epic chatup line and that I should keep a packet of these on me at all times
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:06, Reply)