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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my team just took me out for a birthday lunch
and gave me pink vodka and some very fancy chocolates as a present. fuck christmas, it's all about the birthday shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
happy birthday swipey! 28 again?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
oh it's not today
we just had the lunch today because everyone was around

but thanks

26 actually
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
WHY IS EVRYONE SO YOUNG!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i meant 25

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Alright SirJimmeh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
click click
clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW RACHELSWIPE HAS A BIRTHDAY?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Happy bidet, arsewipe.
So how was your slap-up Gregg's lunch? Pick up any men?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
well, your mum was busy doing your gf, so...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
:o((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
it's ok
they were watching that video of you doing stunned at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
That's alright th...sorry, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
ach
i thought you were stunned.

oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

ed ing

Sho' nuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
well naturally darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I'm harder than the guardian cryptic crossword right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Want a birthday fingering?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
No.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
another year where you didn't die of toxic shock syndrome.
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I'm gonna order this from moon pig right now
pig cup
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
the thick of it
"you fucking human mooncup".

best. insult. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
If malcom has really gone, can it go on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
It is finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
It's also nowhere near as good as it thinks it is
and I am quite the fan of Armando Iannucci.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i like it it makes me lol
for me that's enough, no need to get over excited either way. it does have some great lines though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
The laboured lolswearing becomes hugely tiresome after a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
The inquiry epsiode was very very good and didn't rely on lolswears at all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It was good, for sure.
Just not quite the 'wank material' people seem to think it is. I mean it's no 'The Two Ronnies' is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
TV comedy has been on a downward spiral since the death of Dustin Gee.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
When Gee died, British comedy also died.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Sometimes it feels so close to what the truth might be it's scarey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Yes but you think the same about 'Dr Who', Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
you know as well as I do that i don't fall into the sci-fi/gaming/warhammer fraternity on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
pasty fat-faced sweaties stroking their joysticks?
urgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
That just makes my insult all the more offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
i thought the only real gamers on here were kroney and psycho
kroney has an excuse because he works in IT

are there any others?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Whilst I like "games" I don't think I play enough to make me a "gamer"
But then again, you like "Gays" and you do enough for that to make you a "gaymer"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
gay guys are generally
well-dressed, well-scented, charming, funny and good-looking. gamers are... the exact opposite of all of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Gaymers however are applely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Sorry RS but wearing a Greggs hat in no way renders one 'well-dressed'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
it is harder and harder to tell you and stunned poster apart!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Well I can't change my name back until some joker gives it back to me,
so until then, 'soz'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
it's not genius
but it has some truly LOL moments
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
have a nice chilled birthday song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTK6z5BkYCo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
ffs
'THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH WILL NEVER DIE . THIS MUSIC SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i am all of teh confused right now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
i think he might be a little overexcited

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Not my words, but the words of Top Gear Magazine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
When it was guest edited by Paul Ross

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

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