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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:20, 114 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
How bad was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:25, Reply)
:(

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:26, Reply)
S(ad) P
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)
:sp(

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I got nothing more than this:
The weekend after next she wants to inspect my house and Lusty to see if both are acceptable. Seriously that is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:27, Reply)
FFS.
This is bollocks, considering your daughter spends time at your place all the time as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)
The implication is that she's in some kind of danger when she's asleep which is not there when she's awake.
Makes a lot of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)
Go legal. Now. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)
THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Although it would be more helpful if he could collect £200.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Harsh.


But also a little on the fair side too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
yeah, your noncing cock.
Makes perfect sense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)
hide the MDs and the gay porn, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)
I was going to wallpaper the hall in graphic chutney-mags.
Are you suggesting this isn't the good idea I believe it to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jams-Preserves-magazine-2012-Marmalades-Chutneys-Pickles-75-recipes-/261089856306
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)
NSFW FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Sorry, honey.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Now my boss is going to know I've been looking up chut-mags on the internet at work.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)
You've been ferretting them out?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)
It's been an uphill struggle but yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
you've been hitchiking on the marmite motorway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Aw, Monts, I know it's hard when your back's to the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)
oh bbz
*hugz*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Gerroff me you Scotch queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:27, Reply)
was that not fluffy enough?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Nowhere near.
The Resident Loon was right about you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:29, Reply)
he was right about that man in the restaurant
But wrong about BGB.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)
All the good people have gone, leaving this place like /talk 2.0 :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)
who WERE the good people anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Maladicta
Spakka
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Which one was Maladicta?
Was she American?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)
no
She was just insufferably dull. Like me, but female, and duller.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)
You're not insufferably dull.
I'd say more 'interminably'.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Whats up dude?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)
Had child access meeting.
Got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Woh', heavy, how'd they justify that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)
'I'm in control of this situation, and because I can say no I am doing so because I am a cunt'
is about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Forgive me, as I know absolute fuck all on how this works...
But do you mean the ex says that or the the athortiy? I thought the whole point was the athority makes the desision on this so that its impartial?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This was an out of court meeting with my ex to agree amendments to the court order I already have.
To *try* to prevent further legal rows.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Don't worry or be such a drama queen.
Did you think this would go any other way? We can sort this. She's not a social worker, she has no right of inspection.

We can set something up with matey next week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I genuinely did, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Her track record suggested not.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)
your track record suggests severe spasticity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Hardman on the internet right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
like you wouldn't believe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I really wouldn't, you are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Ahh, I get it.
To be honest, bitch is gonna be a bitch 'cus being a bitch is all she knows. Get someone oficial involved, they'll set her straight.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Got a Goldie mix on here.
No Jeff, not that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Sad times mate.
At least you lost nothing
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Apart from my will to live.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Infamy, infamy!
They've all got it in for me.

War of attrition this. I am not quitting so neither are you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)
FFS Monty
Utterly disgraceful.

I mean seriously, you using emoticons? You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Your diet of deep-fried munchy boxes is what's sickening you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)
My diet has hugely improved recently
Been eating home made chicken wraps most of the week, cut out most red meat from my diet. The upside is that I'm losing weight, the downside is that I'm now hungry all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)
The downside is seeing photos of your lunch on Facebook.
(Yes, I am aware of the hypocrisy involved in me commenting on other people posting photos on facebook)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Tbh, that one was mainly aimed at a friend who said he didn't believe I was doing it
Haha, that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)
You really are a bit on the 'Downs side'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
your hungry because you are excercising as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This is true
Shoulders are feeling quite stiff today, never fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Wankers cramp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I'm sorry,
were you not just on fb bitching about bacon sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I thought that.
Not the obvious healthy option, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I do it on a george foreman grill we have at work
Not hugely healthy, but better than nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Healthy, healthy bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
In comparison to what I was eating previously, it's an improvement. (1 rasher of bacon in a roll vs sausage, bacon and egg)
I ran out of cereal yesterday, and bacon was on offer, so I went for that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
That's shit, mate.
Sorry to hear of your woes.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Well shit bruv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
bitch be trippin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)
:(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20261678
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
My day just gets better and better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Is there any way you could get hold of the local authority's inspection guidelines beforehand?
Forewarned is forearmed and all that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I am going back to my legal fellow this morning so we shall see what is the next sensible step following his response.
I would imagine these things are available (with limited veracity) online...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Silly mare.
You tell me where she lives, Monty, and I'll go round and MOD the bitch. I'll mod her good.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
You could lift your skirt to knee height to show her your sagging titties.
That'd scare her into doing ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Oh, you better start running, boy.
Run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Unless you've added an engine & low profile tyres to your zimmer frame you'd never catch me, you old hag.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
"Pimp My Wide"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Yeah all I heard was
Blah, blah, blah, Mr Bronson, blah, blah, Ro-land, blah, blah, Mrs McCluskey...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
STEB-SONNNN!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
All I'm hearing is 'wah, wah, geriatric husband who smells of imposing death, overweight, sagging breasts, no mod powers,' etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Way to bring everyone down on a Friday morning, Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
can't you just get another kid? africa is full of them

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
so is batterd's basement

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
That's full of money, not little black bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
chill out "Scrooge McDuck"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Are you saying that Battered dresses up in a coat, top hat, and nothing else (no trousers, no underwhere)*
And dives into a swimmingpool of little black african kids with flies in their eyes?


* www.thecampuscompanion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scrooge-mcduck.png
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I only like the white ones that don't have AIDS though.
Plus I tend to wear trainers so the benefits of having live-in shoeshine technicians are rather limited in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Try Eastern Europe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I hear the babies over there are much more hard working than the ones from the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
They'll sort his plumbing out.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
The Romanian orphanage options aren't what they used to be.
Fucking interfering Blue Peter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Definitely stay away from Battered's house then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Morning SP
I saw Sightseers last night at the ICA. Excellent little British serial-killer black comedy. I think it's on general release end of the month, everyone should go see it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

see it fuck themselves

Couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I'm fucking myself right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Anyone got any mindbleach?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
It's awkward becasue i have to push my balls to one side as I stretch my cock towards my anus
it's worth it though

>_<
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Sorry to hear that Monters
/ac

So what's the next step? Kick her in the cunt?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I've summarised what went on for my legal chappie and await his response.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I know how you feel, I only got 4/7 on the bbc quiz of the weeks news
:(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You clearly need to spend more time reading the bbc news site.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Oh man sad times indeed for all concerned

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I've done a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I hope it has more positive vibes than this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

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