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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I am in my hotel in Poznan, having been up since 4am to get the 7am flight from Stansted. Too knackered to go out.
My wife has just told me that our daughter has been re-admitted to hospital this evening.

So please, OT, distract me with stupidity. Or lies, I don't really care. Just something interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:52, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I recommend bromide in your tea.
This is a joke about you being "up" for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:53, Reply)
The only interesting thing I can think of right now
is the origins of the term "house warming party" and I've already told that about six times on here before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Sorry to hear about your daughter, btw.
Still, look on the bright side; at least Jimmy Savile's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Cheers matey. It's croup. Only came out of hospital this morning and back in again. Apparently it can go on for ages.
I feel a bit of a cunt having flown out here, but the Mrs insisted.

EDIT: how are things? Was sorry to hear your recent news.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Ignore my beration in the post below.
Aye, things are a bit cack at the moment. It'll get better, in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I've just had to look up croup because I've only ever heard of it in horses
Looks a bit shit but hopefully not overly serious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Serious enough for the consultant to want to keep her in again. She's only 15 months old.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Hey, well
Fingers crossed chief.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Fuck's sake, you were complaining the other day that my appearances on here were all too sporadic lately.
And yet here I am, whilst you are no doubt surfing your hotel movie channels for some right hand action whilst I fruitlessly try to engage you in conversation via the medium of pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Went for a cig.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)

cig fag.

This is me implying you're more bent than a faulty boomerang.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Of course. So bent I have eventually straightened out again.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)
alright wankers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I'm left handed, akshully.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This'll keep you amused.
www.youtube.com/user/MrLovejoy86/videos?view=0

Someone has uploaded every episode of Lovejoy to YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:02, Reply)
It's Jeff!
How the devil are you, Jeff? Still hanging out the back of your Doris?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Christ's sake, it's emptier than a Gary Glitter gig in here tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I'm about to eat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)
So am I, at some point in the next hour or so.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Alright Mr DG
Long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Aye, real life is keeping me away.
That, and daytime firewalls.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)
It's a troublesome scamp is reality
It certainly gets in the way of my life of desultory horseplay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I'm guessing everyone is a way watching reality TV at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Oh my favourite!
I must dust off the TV and watch it at once. Whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I'm a slebrity, I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I can't say that my life is in every way fulfilled
But I'm not sure that watching that sort of shite will signpost a glorious path to enlightenment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
I was almost tempted to watch it as a former Doctor Who is taking part,
then I saw sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Idols with feet of clay
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I sincerely hope your daughter dies
X
(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)
She will one day, quints.
*Adopts Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park voice* I guarantee it
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:09, Reply)
if she doesn't make it we could all celebrate and call it dead-daughtersmas
And AA and rachelswipe and battered can have a grief-off to see whose loss was the worst
(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Couple of people I know went out to wet the baby's head
after one of their friends had a miscarriage. They're not even b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:13, Reply)
seems like a lot of effort just to wet a baby's head

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I don't think the mother was involved in this shameful behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)
so they just poured old speckled hen on a used lillet?

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)
That would be a collossal waste of Speckled Hen, quints.
Even they're not that heartless.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)
sorry, I'm too busy pouring Laphroig on my girlfriend's tampax to reply

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Priorities, quints, priorities.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Lovely. Thanks so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I'll be honest here, I'd rather it was you dead
But as that doesn't seem likely I'll happily settle for one of your loved ones
(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)
He's so thoughtful, always thinking of others rather than himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
He's a true gent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It's alright, I'm here now.
If it's any consolation, famous erstwhile poster 'djtrialprice' had a ridiculous bout of croup as a toddler, and had a ride in an ambulance with the sirens going, and spent a week in an oxygen tent.

He turned out strong as a fucking ox, if slightly bent.

Have a fucking beer and chillout.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I am chilling out. Just would be better if I was there to help Mrs B.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)
you'd just be in the way
She'd keep tripping on you
(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I'd look quite tall in the paediatric ward.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
you wouldn't be able to walk through there without stopping to write a wank story for every patient

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, Reply)

patient nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I asked a nurse out once.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I had a gf for 4 years who was a nurse.
She would never let me fuck her whilst she was wearing her uniform. Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)

uni Body
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:31, Reply)
and that's another earworm.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I am married to an ex nurse.
I timed that one fucking badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I didn't realise she'd been a nurse. Didn't she keep the uniform?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I believe she did.
God knows where it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Find it and get it dry cleaned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)
was it agaist policy for them to date psych. patients?

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Dunno, she was a cardiology nurse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)
She already had a boyfriend. Sad times.
The town I used to live in had a 'nurses night' on the last Wednesday of every month (because that was when they used to get paid). The pubs were utter carnage on those nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

utter carnage brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)
There was that as well...
I had many a good night on those nights when my first marriage went tits up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)
You're a pair of slags

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)
No longer. Happily married and loyal

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)
SHUT IT!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)
"Put your knickers back on and make us a cup of tea!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)
"We're The Sweeney and we 'ave'nt 'ad our breakfast."

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)
"Put your pants on. You're nicked!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)
No, it was my ex who was the slag,
and who thus forced me into monthly drinking bouts with a bunch of healthcare specialists who could probably find 100 things to do with a thermometer and a pair of rubber gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I took a work colleague to a nurses night.
He had an utterly fucking brilliant time. It seems to have died a death recently, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I have a good friend who works for The Terence Higgins Trust.
I heard yesterday he's not well at the moment.

My remark of 'I hope it's not something he picked up at work' wasn't well received for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Nurses are mental on a night out
One of our friends is a Ward sister in A&E, New Year round their house is an absolute riot.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)
For a small town, on a week night
the pubs were absolutely stowed off*. It was a sight to behold.

*really rather busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Odd you should mention that.
A local drug dealer had something called 'Night Nurse'.

Mr Boots was ahead of his time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)
She's probably getting on fine without you.



Seriously though, dude, hope everything goes okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Ta. Am sure it will.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Why not do the Poznan to pass some time,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Now I have 'do teh Bartman' in my head.
Thanks a bunch, flidnut.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)
He didn't do it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Whoever it was who said that Dairy Milk with Oreo was a winner....
Well done. It's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:04, Reply)
You tell 'im, Batts.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:08, Reply)
You asked for something interesting...
A mate of mine has an audition on Saturday to perform a song with the Levellers, on stage, in Manchester. Rock and fucking roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Shame the weather looks shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)
It's Manchester, the weather's always shit.
in fact, when the locals ask what the weather's like, the default response is always "It's like Bristol City FC out there, mate".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I was going for a 'Beautiful Day' joke.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Too vague.
It's after nine on a school night; you need to paint a more vivid picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Well TD got it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:18, Reply)
TD's got bum AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Not precisely
But I've been troubled by the ol' Farmer Giles a bit this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Even I spotted that one

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Excellent.
Tell him not to expect much cash for it if they go for it, as communists they have a policy of everyone being paid the same, from stage hands to technical directors, themselves and anyone else.

Kudos though nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:11, Reply)
He'll be part of a crowd anyway, but they've asked him to take his harmonica along.
He's stupidly excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Evening all.
Has anyone provided the stupidity yet, or can I apply for this role?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Go on, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Shit, was I supposed to prepare something?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:14, Reply)
You're the default candidate, no prep required.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Phew.
Wait... What?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Just be stupid

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I can't work under this pressure.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)
You offered the stupidity
Where is it? The rest of us are eminently sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)
It seems I am too stupid to effectively provide stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I feel like a foaming at the mouth Alabama creationist who voted for Romney.
Shit, man, you wuz gunna DELIVER us, man. Now I gotta burn an EFF-ER-GEE of you on the lawn. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)
You need to say "Naked Ape" three times in the mirror

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You were a cert for the post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

er un
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Terrible bullying.
I've half a mind to gaz a mod.
One of the proper ones, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)
You called?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Alright Chalky, got any blues?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Ferdy!
I am a black dude with natty dreads.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)
What do you want, you old spunker, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Chalky: This place gives me the shits, bloody nig-nogs everywhere. It's like bleedin' Calcutta around here.

Dave: Calcutta's in India.

Chalky:Yeah, West India; it's where they bleedin' come from, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Kev: What, am I black or something?
Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)
BELL BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I'll pay now. Got a pen, judge?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I've just seen Chalky. He's taken a right kicking!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Roger Daltrey has no influence here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)
You killed me scooter!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Parka your arse over there and tell me your problems.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I thought you were going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)
he can't get enough of us.
We're too irresistable.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)
One of mine is that I didn't shag Leslie Ash in a back yard in Brighton.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Waah waah waah

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

waah
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=usGObvP42GM&sns=em
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Haven't heard that for a while
an unfashionable opinion, but he wasn't too bad, old George.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)
A perfect, understated guitarist.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)
And not a bad writer too
Have you seen the immense documentary?

It was on BBC4 a few months ago and I can't normally sit through a four hour programme, but I did with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)
No, I missed it when it was on
And again when It was repeated recently.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Worth it - well worth it.
I don't know Quadrophenia well enough to join in up there, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXoqBhqChk
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I'm not waiting two hours for TD to watch that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I've seen it and I'm not watching the whole lot now you mong.
I can't remember all the lines well enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Oooh. Get you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Yo momma too, and your daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Well I'm not looking my best at the moment
but that was uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm sure you're looking dashing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)

look go d fl
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I'm dashing off for a smoke right now.
And then I may go to bed, I've got a long drive tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)
How long?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)
It's not that long in the grand scale of things,
about 90 minutes. It's not that far, but it's all single lane roads hence why it takes that long to drive 50 miles. Pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)
What grand scale are you using?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:20, Reply)
The DG Scale of not really being arsed to drive 50 miles for a meeting Scale.
That's the problem with working in an incredibly rural county, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Fair enough.
But you'd get an hour and a half of radio.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Local radio discussions of the day's hot topics.
I might stick a Macc Lads CD in the the stereogram.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Yeah, I'm going to bed too.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)
*throws bottle of piss*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Reading-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I was going to say that I have no idea what compelled me to post that...
/ strange mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)

get stick
+ your mama too and your daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)
*I like this*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Well maybe Brian will become 'the standard'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That's not very nice Jeff.
It was a shrug-off, not a stomp-off.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Sorry TD.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Well I'll fuckin' tek yous all on
An' that fuckin' smirkin' snail.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Sounds like you are getting tired.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Boinggggggg

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I'd rather a joint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)
It's a long drive from Bristol
But just imagine what I've got lined up right here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Your cock.
You massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is not the first time I've been accused of gaylording.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)
What with you being the lord of the gays.
This comes as no surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I'm going for a tab.
Take it to the left lower corner. You notice I avoided saying bottom there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I think I might be going now, for a bit.
Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)
apparently right, Hitler was a baddie

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I liked that bit when he grabbed Richie's testicles in a nutcracker.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Say you, say eek!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)
TD.
I'll bet he BUM sucks his tabs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I'm no uphill gardener
I don't ride the chocolate speedway, or mine for chutney.

Why such cruel allegations?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)
It's written on the wall of the gents.
It says 'TD a bottom lover'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Well it must be right then
Especially if it's in the BBC bogs
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Enough about that anyway TD, who am I to judge.
How are things anyway, work keeping you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Very much so
There's a Russian fishing boat due to dock tomorrow.

85 blokes stinking of rotting fish and paying me with low denomination notes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Just for the halibut!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I said to the first one - "Russian?"
He said "Niet - I'm taking my time."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:44, Reply)
How many houses/flats are you managing now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Still the same for my ownership
The business isn't management, it's contracted assessment.

Basically I provide inventories for letting properties and services (lets leave it at that) for landlords.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:50, Reply)
gis a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I'm seriously getting to the point at which I need some help.
I also have an exceptionally good business model which might work elsewhere on a franchise basis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:53, Reply)
*Nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Or do it for yourself.
There's probably a market in your area. Bedtime right about now but it's worked for me.

EDIT - Quick check on my professional body says only two companies on North Tyneside.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'd probably be shit anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:12, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:11, Reply)

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