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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:47, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)

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