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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will be spending all afternoon drinking at my company's expense and will be smashed by tea time
altalt: Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:10, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
piss up on the firm is always the best.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
5 years service and above and we all go for lunch which lasts from 12 until 7pm...
i'll post on the bus home so you cab all lol at me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Cab we? That's jolly nice of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
pleazure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

will be spending all afternoon drinking at my company's expense and will be smashed by tea time
altalt: Barry
 etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)
is this losing it's shine a little?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I'm not at my best this morning, Nakin' Stevens old stick.
I'm really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I'll be similar tomorrow, the difference being mini ape will have woken me up at 6am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
On Sunday morning I am having my flat and missus INSPECTED by my fucking ex.
The indignity of it all is most galling.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Naked?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Fair enough,
Probably not terribly appropriate given the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
That's what I thought.
My instinct is that this is very much a 'clothes on' event.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
It is such a minefield trying to second guess these things though.
Who knew that christenings were so formal that they expected clothes eh?
Not me...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Well, you can't win them all.
I had a similar misunderstanding at my grandfather's funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
you need an independent and neutral witness there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
My mother said this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
That's a good idea.
Get that blind fella from the flat across the courtyard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
ironic really, given her sight problems

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

be spending all afternoon drinking at my company's expense and will be have my back doors
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
lols
Rugger buggers ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I shall be watching the rugger tomorrow afternoon
I fear the saffers might steamroll us
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I was going to do the bent spastic strikethrough.
But you know what. Its over for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I am going to England vs Australia tomorrow.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
No one cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Shut it, hippy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Lip up, Fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
good point, aussies this week
I was offerd a ticket, but i don't have the cash as just paid for next summer's holiday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Where are you going?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Morocco; my wife's best mate is over from Aus and in morocco for two weeks so we're tagging along

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Nice.
This week I booked my flights to the USA for my fortieth next year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
fortieth...make sure you wear som DVT socks on the way over

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Gandercombe Bog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Romney Marsh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

m d
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Bollocks are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
True story.
Cabbage Patch for breakfast beers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I don't believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Oh well.
I am going with some Aussie lawyers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
He's always going to that kind of thing.
He gave me a £300 Arsenal ticket a year or so back.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Perfect gift for such a massive football fan, like you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Meal on expenses and unlimited free bar?
Absolutely fucking right it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I've got the 02/02/13 tickets if you're interested.
Free lunch and beers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Yup, I am there avec what the French would call 'le bells on'.
Marvelloso.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
"les bells" surely
like mother like son....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Paddington gave the lawyer one of his hard stares.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
hahaha
you know what, even for you, i'm not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Alright, bird?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
hello sexbomb
bomb pest
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
like tears in the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
That's....that's beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
time to die.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I'm so into film that I've never even seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
you're up to your back wheels in film, you're that into it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

film my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
GOOD JOKE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Fucking your own mum, Nakkers
that's so Savile it's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

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