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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's the worst crime against humanity that you can think of?i was going to say paedos, but i think it has to be double dipping or people who dunk bread in soup/biscuits in tea.
alt: my new sparkly jumper arrived. it is far too big and i look like the black snowman in it. i am far too lazy to send it back, so i will end up wearing it anyway. which looks worse, clothes that are too big or clothes that are too small??
altalt: just been reading at the school we support. the little bastard next to me kept doing rancid farts. he called them "windies". what do you call it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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Dunking bread in soup and biscuits in tea is fucking excellent, you DUNKWRONGAlt:
Too small. Gunts and Pirellis should not be seen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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Gays. They're a fucking abomination.Altalt: I rather like 'stepped on a duck'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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You're going to have to explain this(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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Gays. They're a fucking abdomination.Tenuous, but not bad for Friday afternoon.
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i was wondering what euphemism people teach their kidsmy brother's kids say "pop"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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We debated this and settled on 'trump'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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my friend has taught her kid to say "traf"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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Wearing a Greggs hat. Altalt: grunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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God I haven't heard that term for a good 20 years.'guff' is a good one too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Dunking bread in soup is fucking mandatory. Call yourself a northerner? FFS.Alt: Too big OR too small looks fucking ridiculous. Send the fucker back and get the smaller size FFS.
AltAlt:
A trumpet involuntary
An anal announcement
Sounding the last post on the botty bugle
etc.
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IT'S REVEREND FISTER EVERYONE!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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You know what they say - there's always someone worse off than you.I intend to find the chap and buy him a pint.
So how're you? I see you have more mental-ex shenanigans ahead of you this weekend. Give her a kick in the cunt from me, would you? Thnx x
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Will do, boss.A fucking INSPECTION would you believe?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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The cheeky fucking mare.And how in the name of Dolland and fucking Aitchison will she be able to inspect anything with her dodgy eyesight?
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It's an excuse to pry and to make up spurious objections to my kid staying over.An exercise in nosey cuntishness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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I see.I sincerely hope that she doesn't trip over anything on the stairs up to your flat and plummet to her death. That would be dreadful.
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It'd be a shame if she received 240v when she rang the doorbell due to a wiring mistake. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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Do you need to borrow some wirecutters?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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Dunking is excellent Not indicating on roundabouts, that's proper criminal.
alt : Too small is usually worse
altalt : SBD's
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Some idiots used to get it wrong and call them SBVs at my school.So I bullied them and then they committed suicide twenty alcohol-sodden years later. It's only fair I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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It would have been fairer if they had been raped too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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Damn rightAny fule no that SBV is the vehicle Captain Scarlet drove.
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Actually that was an SPV. *snorts, pushes glasses back up nose*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:07,
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I NO!I was merely making a deliberate mistake for comic effect.
*tch *
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People who fuck off at 3pm on a Friday afternoon, when everyone else is still stuck at work for a couple of hours.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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Funnily enough, I haven't seen any Jews in Poland. I wonder what happened to them all?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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some national holiday between 1939-1945a lot of them never came back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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They've gone on a camping trip(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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I am leaving the office in 37 minutes to drink beer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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I hate you even more than usual(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Led Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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Yeah but he's in Jonny Foreign landWhich means it's actually 11:57pm local time.
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+ 5 hours by tractor to the airportget checked into cattle class with Ryanair, fly around Europe for 5 hours stopping off at all airports on the way (more time to sell lottery scratchcards, obviously) and then find your way home from the field in Wiltshire where they eventually land.
I am close?
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What's wrong with soup dunking? Long as it's not biscuits.I think any form of child/animal abuse is abhorrent. You have to be unhinged to take pleasure in hurting either.
im shit at taking stuff back, mainly die to laziness. if something doesn't fit I make it or give it to charity.
Clothes that are too small are worse. people will think you've gained weight, rather than lost it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Clearly you've never dunked a dark chocolate digestive in French Onion Soup(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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Why does it have to be French onions?Why not German? You never hear about Spanish Onion soup. Fucking racist is what it is.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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dunking is fucking wrongYOU ARE ALL WRONG, ALL OF YOU, STOP THE DUNKING MADNESS, IT MUST END HERE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:24,
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We should all bring dips and big sharing bags of crisps to the pizza bashand double dip right in front of you.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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you will both be ejected and made to eat in the hall(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:24,
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whatever they want it to bethey're a dirty pair of lickers, those two
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:41,
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Wait a minute...has Swipey posted and then fucked off?Well that's just plain rude.
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Fucking bang out of order, Rev.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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17 minutes until my first beer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:13,
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Oh look, the fat northern tart's back. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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no, i had a telecon about a terminal dilapidations claim...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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I dunno there's a lot of them, abuse in general I reckon
alt clothes too big, they really make you look bigger than you are
altalt pootitoots
only because my cousins kids say it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:37,
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pootitoots?hahahaha
is echo guilty of pootitoots? i never believe that dogs fart, i always blame the owner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:42,
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FOOLISH MISTAKEEchos ass is RANK
I'm telling you omfg her ass is nasty, you can hear her fart, and it's terrible I mean terrible
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:44,
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hilariousdoes she bark at it when she farts? or does she ignore it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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naw, sometimes she looks like "what was that?" other times she looks ashamedusually she just crop dusts you
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:50,
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Swipey! Swipey!This may be the greatest thing ever - lose weight eating nothing but chips!
freetheanimal.com/2012/11/the-hash-browns-potato-diet-for-rapid-weight-and-fat-loss.html
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:45,
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The Irish seemed to cope ok on just potatoesuntil the potatoes ran out, of course.
They do appear to have pretty much everything you need, with perhaps a small amount of supplements.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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QI said as much. You genuinely can live on nothing but potatoes and they're almost unique for that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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Being Naked Ape.Alt: Too small
AltAlt: Air poo.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:49,
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You, on the other hand, are a colossal bender.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:07,
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Who is drinking beer whilst you are sat at your desk. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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Lots of people, many of whom are colossal benders.You, for one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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