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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Things you wish you hadn't said
After ream-gate, what do you wish you'd not said/texted/emailed?

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House moving woes (/indulgent)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, 130 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
what was ream-gate?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Did you not ream the last thread?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
been out, will read back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

d m
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
And so a new reme is born

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Oh jolly good

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
that was lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
'Things can only get better' etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
D-
Must do better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Everything I have ever posted on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
^ Including that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
And that
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
oy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
vey?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
*launches rockets*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
*drags behind motorbike*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)

motorbike on carpet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
and that^
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I think back in the day that mobiles should have some kind of breathalyser function
This would have solved many issues

See also:
Asked fat girlfriend of best mate when she was due
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
+ another bucket of KFC

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This would have been less embarrasing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
The apocalpyse seemes to have started in West london
I do hope Swipey isn't caught out in the heavy rain and wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I'm guessing here you mean London
I read it as Lomond
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Why, is she soluble or something?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i fucking well was!
my sleek smooth hair is now frizzy and wet :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Better ten pregnant women standing
than one fat lass sitting down, crying.

One of the few useful observations to come from the mouth of Mr J Carr.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
She met us at the pub and was drinking pop
How was I to know she was just showing off her gunt?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
In fairness, there, fat lasses bring that kind of shit on themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Best mate's new bird though....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Oh, a delicate balance.
walking a knife edge, there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
"I do"


not really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I do love you though, sporters.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
But you're divorced aren't ya?
so in that case, 'really'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Yeah - well, I'm actually remarried now
but, no, not really. I genuinely don't regret it. If I had my time again, I probably wouldn't do exactly the same again, but that doesn't mean I particularly regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Anyone who marries for a second time didn't deserve to lose the first one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Thats a bit zen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure I understand that
but, yeah, well Confucious, that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I was extolling the virtues of bachelorhood.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Ah, right so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Starting to wish I hadn't mentioned moths, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
We are all SO glad you did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
just try not to imagine reams and reams of moths flying around your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
*wilfully misunderstands*
*imagines Kroney reaming moths*

*does a little sick*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Repeating things is funny.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
this is a witty post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'm going to change my sig to that just so people know where I'm coming from.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I feel we've reached a new level in our courtship

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Hmm... that's very witty.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This thread needs more debate about when is a customer an customer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
When it's ajar?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I thought as much
Sportscow welcomes customers to this thread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Are you including lurkers in that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Even the non-posters, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
What if they aren't even logged in?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Even then
Their journey here has begun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
A journey of a thousand miles
starts with one step, sporters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
'It's not a journey, every journey ends... but we go on.'
'The world turns and we turn with it, and plans disappear, dreams take over... but wherever I go, there you are, my luck, my fate, my fortune.'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Mustn't forget the 'lurker experience'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
can't we just go back to calling them "potential sales" "one off sales" and "return custom"?
works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'm reamy pleased

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
you know,
it hurts most of all coming from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That's as I have the biggest cock
have am

...before anyone else does it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
i might go to reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Awww Winders!
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

you will be
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

ck w
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Is this one of those days I should keep my head down for fear of ream jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
b+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
don't be pike-y

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
No, it was good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
c+

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Don't cross the st+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
*Ginger Bakers*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Whenever he wants you, all he has to do, is +

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Hey now, hey now
Don't
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Never mind all that bollocks
Lusty, I've found Monty's Christmas present


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Those are ACE.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
They are on etsy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
An Ikea bookshelf?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
He LACKs one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1788786
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
BILLY no mates

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
WANT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Just the thing for marching into Poland
If you can get them as Churchills then I want!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
only if they come with
a matching posing pouch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

t r
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That would be the rally version

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I linked to those about a month ago
Sloooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I don't really like wearing slippers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Tanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm with you here Wuppers
Also, are these not in the same class as novelty ties/socks?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I have a pair of socks that look like crocodiles are eating my feet.
How do you like those apples?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Less than if crocodiles were actually eating your feet

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I'd have said worse personally,
at least you can cover the socks with trouser, and strangle the wearer of a tie with the offending article, this is blatant, balls out, waki for the sake of it. And I, for one, will have no part of this ridiculous charade.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I admire your bold stance on this important issue.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I dont even like slippers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I might

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Yours would have to face backwards though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Not quite
cos you don't wear them in public.

It is a slippery slope, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Shouldn't be with two caterpillar tracks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
all sorts
one of the most expensive was texting "merry christmas" to the whole of my phonebook whilst on holiday in jamaica and under the influence of some of the caribbean's finest (rum punch before monty says anything)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Mong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
yes, i was unimpressed with myself
ooh and a bloke i was sexting with a couple of years ago sent me a pic of his c0ck. it was so horrifically evident that he had never even thought of trimming his enormous gusty rude hairs that i forwarded it to a few of my mates for a laugh...



and unfortunately also my uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
makes change from him cock messaging you i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
is this because i let slip about you and your mum's cock and topped the pop page?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
The popular page is filled in time order, being at the top simply means you are lastest, not the best : p

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
The scar tissue on my finger is beginning to feel really dry and crack a bit, i might put some lip salve on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Thanks for this important update
on a matter that's close to all of our hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

hearts insert your orifice of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Well I haven't mentioned it in a bit so i thought you'd like to know how it's going

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I bet she's a cracker
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235876/Woman-smuggles-fireworks-football-ground-inside-body-throwing-goalkeeper.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
The quote from the fan representative is pretty sinister.
If they are detained, we’ll deal with them inside the fan community...
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
That comment really needs a musical sting

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Message in a bottle?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
8(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
That's fucking mental
Shove them up your arse just to throw at someone? Nutcase .
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Sexbomb, sexbomb...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha
could do with a 300 shot repeater
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

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