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Good morning.
It's a bit windy out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:19,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Candle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20,
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Candle IN THE WIND!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU SEE MY JOKE??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20,
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your joke burned out lontg ago
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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To explain, Jeff here referred to it being windy,
and I combined that with the name of a popular song which also mentions candles in the title!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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thanks for this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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No problem!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:25,
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Always thought you had more than a little of the 'Elton John' about you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:28,
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No, it's Thursday!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20,
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Feeling better then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:26,
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Match fit and reporting for duty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:28,
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We might have a special guest
Joining us tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:30,
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Barryfromeastenders?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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+needs
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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A Naked_Ape comedy sockpuppet?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34,
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Ted Rogers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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Tom O'Connor?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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Rob Curling?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34,
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Henry Kelly?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36,
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Paul Daniels?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:37,
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Come on Jeff, don't leave us hanging like this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:38,
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Alright Jimmy Somerville.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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john candy
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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Christopher Lilicrap?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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Gaz Top?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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Five Star?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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Gunther?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:49,
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Luke Goss?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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Craig Charles?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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Roy Castle?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:51,
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The fit bird that lives 3 doors up from me?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:51,
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The Greggs hat that Swipe found on her night out last night?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52,
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One of the twins from Fun House?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:53,
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Herpes Simplex 10?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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The Queen?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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Peter Sutcliffe?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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John of Gaunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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Gregori Rasputin?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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The North Sea?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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A modicum of self respect?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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Highly unlikely.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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Haile Selassie?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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Pope Gregory IX?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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Dave Lee Travis?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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The 9 Muses of Ancient Greek mythology?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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Joseph Mengele?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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Nadine Dorres?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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Martin Clunes?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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Anne Haddy?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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*has stroke*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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gerontophile
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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John Craven's ill-advised foray into 'adult television'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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*click*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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very good
click
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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You called?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:16,
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Swipe's Ex?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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i still can't believe there was a greggs hat on the floor on my walk home
i had to LOL. thank you for the beautiful rendition...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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We were in fits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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Poor Battered.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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it was just there... in a puddle....
.... at the side of the road....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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lesson in life, never walk behind Monty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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Greggs Adventure!
b3ta.com/links/602514
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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Do YOU work for Greggs? Hmmm.
Bebbeh!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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Vivean Gray?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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WHERE WE GOING WHERE WE GOING WHERE WE GOING?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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PUB
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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Not 'the' pub?
You know, that one in London?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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The very same!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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\o/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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I heard they serve beer and "pea-nuts"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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i'm not gay.
Happy candle Geoffrey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:44,
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Happy Candleday Canine Molester
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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Coming for a drink on Friday then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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Is THAT who the 'special guest' was?
No offence Lighty, but I think Jeff built this up a bit too much.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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"a bit"?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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Well, I was going to bring my close personal friend Kate Silverton
but I won't bother now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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alright Lighto?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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Good good
Your good self, sir?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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not bad
Have you checked out any more LCD Soundsystem?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26,
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Good Lord man, are you their PR person?
I'll get round to it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:02,
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I take it back.
Is she pregnant again? She looks good knocked up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:21,
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Well, I don't like to brag...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:23,
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well he is a hand wringing liberal prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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Kate Silverton looks like Gok Wan.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:27,
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A SEXY Gok Wan.
I'd bang Gok Wan. If I was a woofter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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I'd bang you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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Woofter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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Could do I suppose.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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Ohmygod happy candle, Jeff!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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