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well, broke that threadhave another one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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latest was 13 years ago)
POOR NAKEY-WAKEY.LITTLE NAKIE-NOO. WEE LITTLE NAKUMS AND HIS HANDY-WANGY-OVER.
AWWWWWW.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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he has a hangover?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:47,
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Well he's been bearing up incredibly well, hardly even mentioned it, but I think he might do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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I have literally no answer to thisb3ta.com/questions/noselfawareness/post1797598
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:46,
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If I didn’t know better I would think that you’re unsympathetic to his unwell state(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Well thank goodness you know how caring and thoughtful I am, especially when it comes to the 'differently-abled' like Nakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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Aint that the TROOF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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I have gone from a state of elation this morningto being just about ready to kill the next fucker who looks at me funny.
This is mainly due to me being a massive headwrong who hasn't slept in a week, but also has a lot to do with the miserable old cunt in the post office who objected because I 'held up the queue' and mr b3th wouldn't let me have a stand up row with the bloke in the middle of the shop.
Then the supermarket was full of doddering twats who kept getting in my way, and now I'm about ready to kick someone.
Any takers?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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Will you tell me I'm a very naughty boy who must be punished?And can I be smeared with jam? Not raspberry, the pips get everywhere.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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you'll be in your bunk?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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Sorry Cavy I have to leave now and undertake……The massive and long 15 Min. drive home.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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Sounds arduousI'm off for my 20 minute walk home.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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I'm in the pub, so I win.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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Dune II onlinebuilding concrete and harvesting spice like a boss
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:46,
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alrightI definitely don't want to go to work, I've eaten far too many vegetables and I feel like I'm in a veg coma
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:16,
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I'm home!the plumbers failed to break my bathroom and fixed my toilet. Fish and chips for tea. this has been a Good Day.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:14,
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I have no clue what you mean, I must be getting old.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:25,
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you're whiter than me doze, no matter how you try.anyway, this has been my song of the day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l_VzJ3Iz50
mock away.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:43,
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You're Scottish.We're so white, we're translucent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:46,
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your scotch and thus pale blue.as for racist you are the one who seems to care so much about the color of musicians. I tend to base my likes and dislikes on the music it's self.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:48,
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on the music it is self?English, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
And yes, I only listen to music made by black people. Even a cursory glance at my Last.fm profile shows that I love the music made by those famous negroes Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Primal Scream and DJ Shadow.
You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?
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ahh grammar nazism, the refuge of a man who has lost an argument.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:52,
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I'll spell this out-There was no argument. Nothing to win. You made a silly and baseless point and I called you out on it.
Which of these definitions applies here:
1. an oral disagreement; verbal opposition; contention; altercation: a violent argument.
2. a discussion involving differing points of view; debate: They were deeply involved in an argument about inflation.
3. a process of reasoning; series of reasons: I couldn't follow his argument.
4. a statement, reason, or fact for or against a point: This is a strong argument in favor of her theory.
5. an address or composition intended to convince or persuade; persuasive discourse.
Answer: None of them.
Now excuse me as I go back to listening to the music made by those famous negroes Teenage Fanclub.
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hopefully you are lolling at yourself hereAnd how much of an idiot you made yourself look.
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nope, just not a fan of the works of Mr. Cube.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:49,
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i had curry and no riceit was a revelation. Why do we bother with rice
Now I have super cheap wine. It tastes cheap, but of wine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:48,
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I have had pizza.It was hot. I may have burned my mouth a little.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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Sue them for every penny they've got.Did it say "Hot Pizza is going to be hot" on the packaging?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:59,
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To slightly mangle the Top Cat theme"Close friends get to call him TD, providing it's with dignity".
I am not, nor have I ever been "T-bone".
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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So much so that you'd "steak" your reputation on it?*LTIs*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:19,
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did you see my awesome run of hilarious puns in teh previous thread?it was so incredible everyone stopped posting as they realised they couldn't be as cool as me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:22,
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I didn't.However, I'm buggering off for a bit as it's the missus' candle day, so I'm going to let her play for a bit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:24,
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Hoorays for TD \o/*jiggles jubblies*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:34,
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THANKS LOVELY <3How's it going?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:41,
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OK nowI had the most stresssful 4 weeks or so but now it's Ok and I have had half a bottle of wine and now I have less coordination
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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Co-ordination is for poofsDyspraxia and wine FTW \O/
I take it you got caught up with teh studies?
Yeah, I'm ok thanks x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:45,
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it was an inspectionotherwise known as the most stressful thing known to human kind. It was worse than I imagined, but at least they didn't come and see me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:49,
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Hmmm.I knew a joke about OFSTED once, as in an alternative acronym, but I've forgotten. At least it's a relief when it's over. Maybe if they had observed you, the ratings would've shot UP :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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damn rightit was the welsh ones anyway, who have an especially stressful and not very representative way of inspecting. yay wales.
actually more likely I'd have arsed about, said something stupid and embarassed the whole place
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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p.s.BGB sends her love x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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i only just saw thishey, BGB!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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Alright Guv!Happy candleday!
I'm trying to sort out a beer with our mate but I'm daft busy at the moment. I will though. Work should die off in January.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:38,
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Thanks chick :o)Pray tell, who is this mutual daft mate? LOL
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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Burt Chimpcaster?(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:53,
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Not that one, no...If I invoke the name Rory will take a break from subjugating his kids into a humourless life and unleash his repressed vitriol in the only way he can.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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You invoked the name aboveRory will be squirming with excitment and will post....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:05,
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*rubs thighs in anticipation*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:06,
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Why hasn't he turned up?Come on Rory - we need your spastic morality here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:17,
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Like your board sig ;o)(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:46,
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danke mein schatzHow's life in the frozen north? it's fuckin' brass monkeys down here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:47,
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Ooh, I like monkeys!(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:53,
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Get over here then, eh?I never liked them nested replies. I told 'em. Did they listen?
You're all getting squashed in that right corner and I don't like that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:55,
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OMG I hate that squishy thing too!*nestles over to the left*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:58,
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You need room to move your thangI need room to move my thang
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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*shuffles gammy hip to make room*
p.s. BGB totes sends her love
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:03,
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I've got a back, you knowOoh, I'm a martyr to my back
BGB owes me a pint - love isn't good enough.
January - or maybe between xmas and new year.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:06,
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Yeah, but do you have a temperature? ;o)/health Top Trumps LOLZ
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:09,
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Yes. EDIT - And I've got lungs.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:10,
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I'll see your lungsand raise you a uterus!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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TrumpsI'm taking my jumper off in this game of ailment strip poker.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:18,
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IRL LOLZ*slowly removes one stinky sock*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:20,
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You're one of those that pretend to wear sofa cushions in strip poker aren't you?Well you're no fun.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:23,
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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa](
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59,
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Aye up people, how's it going?I went to my new offices today, god, it's a real shithole, and I'm not really comfotable working in that area, but I'm keeping possitive and hopefully being near Borough Market should be good. It's the kind of area where you don't use your mobile phone on the way to the station.
Had a seriously shit and stressful week, and it all amounted to nothing because the fucking client decided to launch it on monday instead.
Got a nice healthy kabab for dinner and x-men on the telly though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:08,
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Sorry to hear you had such a shitty week son :o(I hope all the healthy veg from teh kebab does the trick! Plus, just wait til you get moar ink, then you'll totes be able to strut your apple products with impunity xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:13,
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Hello Georgous !The cunts cancelled the order on me, but it proper fucked them up, 'cus now they can't take any more deliveries via Just Eat. Got the same thing from somewhere else though.
Hah, been thinkin' 'bout that, could totally do with some more, one on my other wrist would be good, so it matches.
How you doin' ? ARe you any further along in that book =) ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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Yeah,thoroughly enjoying the first book, thanks. Hope your supper ended up ok honey! Will totes be thinking of you in the morning when Saturday Kitchen is on :) xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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Fabulous ! Still waiting on the dinner, damn this evening has gone fast.Hah, you too, hopefully they'll be something inspirational to make tomo evenign.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:21,
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Hoorays \o/Tis far too cold to venture out here oop north :-/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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Night night chick!BGB would've been here tonight, but she's dog-sitting at her folks and has no internet access - she does admit to owing you a pint though ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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I think he'd pay you at least 10 pounds,(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:01,
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