So this guy right, in America right, is building a full scale replica of the Millennium Falcon spacecraft
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20536090

If you had the
A: Time
B: Space
C: Funds
D: Inclination
To while away your days doing what you wanted, what would you do?

Alt: Quints and I could start a business making Crumbles for the masses, what business collaborations of b3ta’s would/wouldn’t work?

Alt:Alt: My lunch is Bigger/Nommier/Cooler what bragging rights have you got with today’s lunch?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:56, 80 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd make a full scale Starship Enterprise, but I'd call it the millenium falcon.
And get some of the details wrong to annoy the fanboiz
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

That would be WAR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)

WAR a heap of junk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Would you build it in Hinckley?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/review/8039807.stm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I can't believe his wife left him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

The life of a pretend starfleet captain is a lonely one. Ask Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Captains Log
Freeze Date: 06122012
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Does he follow full starfleet protocol while docking them in the freezer?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not sure what she was expecting when his surname is already Alone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I always wanted to be a pilot
or a model maker. I'd do one of these if I had a,b,c and d

AltAlt:
Sainsburys Creamy Veg Soup. Shockingly pleasant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I am lunching a la Sportscow
The Peroni is lovely
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I think Peroni is horrid.
There. I've said it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)

It's not very good beer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Finally someone with some sense.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I have never tried it
Is it that bad?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It tastes exactly how you'd expect a lager brewed by Italians..
...who appear to have only ever drank lager on holiday in Spain to taste.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'd probably just laze around in bed for most of the time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Afternoon b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Definite possibility of East West breast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)

RIP Two Hats
www.xkcd.com/455/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Your Mum.
AltAlt: My Lunch was better than yours, because I got to eat it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

AltAlt: If all you have got to brag about is your lunch, then I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I am now eating
Hot noodles and the Sing Curry and rice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I am not Hartley Hare.
I win!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

It has Roast Pork, Lean Beef and Chicken
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

3 hours 10 minutes to get to Leeds. Not bad.
In other news, Max Clifford is the latest to be arrested for allegedly being a sex pest.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Who will he hire to help him sell his story?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I know I shouldn't laugh because of the victims.
But that's fucking hilarious.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

even if he hasn't actually abused people, I bet he's killed some stories about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Almost certainly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

How long before the Mirror claims
"LEVESON ENQUIRY COULD HAVE PROTECTED CLIFFORD'S VICTIMS"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)

did he make people touch his big red dog?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I was super disappointed with that article
there's a clear difference between fans build and fans are building, I don't want to see half finished shit.

I WANT IT ON MY DESK BY 1630h OR YOU'RE STRAIGHT BACK TO THE MAILROOM
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Mailroom?
WTF?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

We all know you prefer male rooms.
At the sauna.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

PHWOAR! TOO RIGHT I DO!
Alright, you little cunt?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Yes. You massive cunt.
Did you get my text yesterday?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Indeed I did. And indeed I am.
I have a Xmas bash the night before, what time are we talking about?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Meet in the pub about 1.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Right. I'll have to get a wiggle on. I will be in Dartford.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I'd build a TARDIS
and then, with command over a and b, and the means to obtain c by dint of endless undetectable bank jobs, I'd pay a team of mechanics to build me a Cylon BaseStar, just cos they look cool.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Bongiorno! How are things?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Getting there cheers mate
And your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Good. I trust you are looking forward to Xmas and not a bah-humbug type?
I flew back from Malta this morning and am at work now so I am a bit knackered.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

You're gosh-darn right sir
I bloody love Christmas. Gets a bit wearing as between me and the missus we have three sets of parents to visit and a fuckload of presents to buy, but nonetheless. Love it.

Malta eh? Have fun?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)

That sounds great. I fucking love Xmas.
You can drink as soon as you get out of bed! What's not to like?

Not really, Darth. Seeing a misbehaving bank.

I'll tell you something funny though. I met a load of sailors last night and went out on the lash with them. True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)

A misbehaving bank?
I'm not sure if you're some kind of international fraud investigator or if this is Cockney rhyming slang.

I'm off the booze at the minute actually, owing to happy pills. The prospect of a dry Christmas is not one that I've given much thought. It might be alright, mightn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

No, it'll be shit and you know it will.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I dunno
I've been coping with what you people think qualifies as a decent Christmas for some years now, removing booze from the equation can;t be much worse than losing out on meat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

No meat?
Are you taking the fucking piss?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Errrm, yeah. It'll be fine!
I work for the bank's insurers. They want money, I say po-ta-to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

So the first one then
You're like a James Bond/Mervyn King hybrid.

Shame. I was looking forward to learning what the Cockney for "misbehaving bank" was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I have a Pearl Barley, Pea and Sweetcorn rissotto with a pork chop done in a honey, mustard and curry sauce.
It's left-overs from yesterday and I've already had it on monday this week. It's one of my favorite meals of the moment and only tkaes me like at most 25m in, of which, I only need to spend 5 of those minutes in the kitchen. No chopping eaither.

If I had all the cash in the world to do something epic, I'd open up a research centre to do with dogs, where I'd study how dogs can help people with medical issues. And people can learn about the dogs and even rent them out or something. I donno, I wanna be around dogs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Smearing peanut butter on "Little Gonz" will make that happen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)

You think he hasn't tried that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

You could buy the Amaze Dogs url from Battered with the cash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Botdogs?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)

You should buy this gift set for a special someone
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007QGDKBW
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

It's links like this that mean I have to remember to log out of my amazon account.
I really don't need this stuff in my Recently Viewed Items.
Nor do I want the recommendations based on items I have browsed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

This is going to completely destroy my recommendations
I've been looking at it for an hour: theworstthingsforsale.com
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I would travel the world and go to the most obscure places, maybe live a week with each culture. Be a rich nomad.
Alt. Me and a friend had a stoned idea of travelling round in a van, making Pot Noodles for students. Like an Ice Cream van type thing with stoner goods.

I also thought of a way to end the nightmare of finding the end of sellotape by putting something in the glue that forms a dye when it is broken, showing you where the end is.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Good until you actually use the cut pieces of Sellotape and mark everything with dye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Not only pissing on his chips
But also shitting on his fish.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I like to criticise incisively

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)